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thinking of driving to london outskirts then getting tube.any1 (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 19:44:22
- Gants Hill (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Oct 9, 21:31:07
  - agreed (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 9, 22:22:22
- Newbury Park (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 9, 21:19:27
- Aldwych is the best one to use (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 9, 20:26:15
- Walford (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 20:25:35
- Heathrow T4. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 9, 20:13:59
- Cockfosters (NCFC) - pieman63, Oct 9, 20:10:57
- Mornington crescent (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 9, 19:59:28
  - il work something out 4 myself! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 20:01:23
- White City (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Oct 9, 19:57:52
  - thats near the bloody ground (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 20:00:22
- Morden. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 9, 19:55:28
- South Bermondsey (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 19:48:48
fao tim berry-do you still need that ticket? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 19:36:21
- of course he fucking needs it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 19:36:47
  - well i havnt been in touch with him 4 a while n thought he may (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 19:37:55
    - if he's getting one off you he won't need to look elsewhere (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 19:38:50
      - must ave missed that-as i said,i havnt been in touch (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 19:39:56
        
        it was in his reply to you (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 19:45:48
        
        he has mail! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 19:51:40
        
        Thank you Selwyn, most grateful. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 9, 22:28:55
        
        musta been pissed.cheers thou (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 19:47:17
        
        Lizzie! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 23:18:58
FAO Ralf (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 18:39:25
- did i say that? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 9, 19:14:20
  - There's some sort of hoax recently about how they've brought out a version of monopoly (General Chat) - pants, Oct 9, 20:52:14
  - Ah right, obviously someone else then (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 19:26:09
    - theres a first-yellalee getting something wrong ):were (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 9, 19:46:09
      - haha! FUCK OFF SELWYN! Yarmouth? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 20:22:53
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 19:54:52
is white city underground the best option for qpr? also whats the drive like in london to (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 12:27:05
- White City, yes. (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 9, 18:33:21
- have you ever thought of using the internet (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 9, 12:54:54
U-21's Last Night (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Oct 9, 10:28:21
- some1 at cr must have miscounted the seats! if that was a sell out then cr certainly hasnt (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 9, 11:13:27
- I agree (NCFC) - thecapelloindex, Oct 9, 10:45:34
  - also (NCFC) - thecapelloindex, Oct 9, 10:48:11
    - Forster is 22 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 9, 12:09:14
      - James Milner played for the U21s until he was 38 or something ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 9, 12:14:53
25,749 (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 8, 20:37:08
- extra seats= waste of money (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 8, 20:53:24
  - fuck off selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 8, 20:56:28
had a look whos online-im outa here (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 8, 19:19:32
- *logs in* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 19:23:24
- *logs in* (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Oct 8, 19:22:32
- all in my top 10! except king whom i know little about ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 8, 19:20:43
  - Still hang around the Silver Fox much? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Oct 8, 19:37:23
    - ??????????? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 8, 19:42:14
      - Have I not seen you in the Silver Fox in Taverham? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Oct 8, 20:14:13
        
        no not me (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 8, 20:24:33
FAO sellers, I ive in Egypt (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 8, 07:40:30
- cheers-best places to stay with children etc (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 8, 19:18:22
- worked in Egypt and had holidays in Egypt (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 8, 10:23:42
- There's something very funny about imagining Selwyn in Egypt, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Oct 8, 08:11:53
  - "egg and chips please mate" (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 12:00:10
  - Maybe he could take some sort of possee with him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 8, 08:13:43
    - Does he realise Egypt is full of foreigners ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 10:18:28
    - i'm up for it (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 8, 08:28:18
    - and some pigs (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 08:28:11
      - ahem (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 10:18:16
        
        yes? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 10:22:20
Randy Showstack (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Oct 7, 19:17:00
- tombs knows him very well (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 7, 19:18:09
  - FUCK OFF SELWYNS (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Oct 7, 19:19:49
    - Good ole auto complete (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Oct 7, 19:41:50
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 7, 19:20:23
anyone been to egypt this time of year? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 7, 19:11:36
- It's a hot, dirty, shit-hole, and the locals all stink. (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 7, 19:42:39
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 7, 19:45:47
- Yeah full of kids apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Oct 7, 19:13:51
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 19:15:24
  - shame (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 7, 19:15:02
At about this time of night I love to watch videos (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 7, 18:55:21
- here you go m'lud (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Oct 7, 20:06:10
  - d'oh (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Oct 7, 20:16:09
    - tee hee (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 20:20:41
- SCC collects it like porn (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Oct 7, 19:00:25
  - tombs about again (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 7, 19:08:25
    - *logs out* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 19:16:16
      - but you havnt have you (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 7, 19:17:02
        
        To be fair he might have popped out to look for some more retard snuff flicks (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 7, 19:27:09
    - *logs out* (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 7, 19:10:01
- Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 19:00:08
Along with the theme of someone not getting paid for work they've done. (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:08:03
- The perfect video clip for people who owe you money (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 7, 18:04:20
  - See, I love that film, and I love that clip (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 18:06:45
- ???? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 16:10:57
  - 4 question marks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 16:22:36
- can you lend me 500 please (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 7, 15:40:24
- how much? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 7, 15:09:45
  - irrelevant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:11:21
- You don't expect to get it back? (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:09:07
Anybody on Wrothers been watching An idiot Abroad? (NCFC) - loz, Oct 6, 08:55:59
- I think it's good. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 6, 09:30:12
- pants on his hols that is (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 6, 09:25:14
- No, I thought it was going to be shit (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 6, 09:15:42
  - i can't be arsed to watch anything on sky one (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 09:18:48
- I have. Not sure if he is 'real' or not. Almost a parody of himself. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 6, 09:10:09
- does it star brandonio? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 09:09:56
Evening all (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 5, 19:08:08
- evening (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 19:09:31
  - I see you have given away my ticket (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 5, 19:15:56
    - not necessarily (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 6, 09:24:19
come on worz liven things up start a gay of with usa.cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 18:30:05
- I'm sure you can manage to fire one up with him (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 18:33:24
  - water n ducks back sping to mind-go orn,please (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 18:34:42
    - hes baiting you vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 18:37:59
      - I know. He's obsessed with me. He can't understand that his flirting doesn't work (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 18:44:32
        
        ^^^^^^ psychotic delusion (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 5, 18:52:00
        
        you constantly stalk me, reply to half my posts, pretend to be me in the CoD and I'm the (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 19:17:38
fucking ridiculers II (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 18:08:55
- the concerns of the people who just want to have a good Christmas lights switch on. (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 18:14:40
  - that's all they want apparently, a good christmas lights switch-on (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 18:18:30
    - everyone needs a good party at xmas (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 18:22:21
      - can atheists get a rebate on their council tax? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 18:47:03
  - fuckin ridiculers (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 18:16:19
Crack monkey troop deployed at Commonwealth games (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 17:25:53
- its the future-will soon replace stewards at c.r (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 18:14:15
  - lol, I think they've already got some working at CR (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 18:16:58
- fucking ridiculers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 18:04:10
- ^^^^ welcome to last week (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 5, 17:51:11
  - sigh, why are you unable to avoid being a cunt? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 17:53:22
    - 2nd rule of gay off club................. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 5, 18:22:07
      - the 1st rule is that you're a bit of a c*nt though, I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 18:24:35
        
        ^^^^ one bullet......... two tilts. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 5, 18:26:39
        
        thing is, if you stop being such a fucking twat, maybe people will like you (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 18:28:03
        
        What is strange.....you know exactly what I am doing.......yet you still bite anyway! (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 5, 18:35:23
        
        perhaps you should stop being so mind-blowingly infantile then (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 18:43:17
        
        ^^^^^ and yet........ he still keeps tilting........ (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 5, 18:50:19
        
        grow up (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 19:04:01
- Innit, watched a vid of them last week (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 17:28:00
FAO Selwyn: (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 5, 16:05:08
- Or beg NCFC for a pair. I'm sure the players get allocated some tickets (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 5, 17:16:59
- Tim Berry off of on here it appears lives right near QPR... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 5, 16:42:39
  - cheers, that is plan c (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 5, 16:51:27
- am not sure at mo-depends if mates i got them for can go.let u know soon (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 16:07:01
  - Cheers (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 5, 16:12:24
No more flares, okay kids? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 16:03:30
- I'd have like to have seen and heard the very first convo between lads (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:51:20
  - Lad A: I've brung a flare. Lad B: Why? Lad A: Dunno just did (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:55:32
    - Was thinking maybe before hand at work (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:57:11
    - i was imagining something closer to Beavis and Butthead (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 16:56:45
- leave your bong at home (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 16:20:10
- Good. Hopefully the idiots will read it and not bring something clearly banned into (NCFC) - megson, Oct 5, 16:13:22
  - what we need is a retro pen, where everyone is caged in like the old days (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:23:21
    - and wave inflatable canaries (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:58:45
    - massive horn? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:39:53
      - *snigger* (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:50:48
    - yep., and all sign a liability waiver on entry clearing the club of any responsibilty (NCFC) - megson, Oct 5, 16:26:57
      - I think that's a superb idea (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:29:27
        
        I'd go in that area, provided I could IQ test all those around me first (NCFC) - megson, Oct 5, 16:52:58
        
        you could just use your flare to fend them off (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 17:02:22
- me and my mate let one off at the Vitesse Arnhem game (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 16:11:32
  - Brilliant. I remember that! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:14:21
    - ha ha. We thought FCR needed to be a bit more European for the night (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 16:17:21
      - i remember a bloke in wales let off a distress flare and killed some kurnt (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:22:00
        
        On the plus side, the Coastguard were on the scene in minutes (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 16:39:41
        
        that is in very very bad taste indeed (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:40:59
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 16:57:58
        
        I was just thinking about that (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:24:13
        
        hit him in the face iirc (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:26:33
        
        shoulder (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 16:26:57
        
        neck, even worse (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:30:34
        
        He survived, but he had to change his name. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 16:32:45
        
        ^^^^ POTD. There. Right There. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 5, 16:53:24
        
        *snort* (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 16:38:04
        
        anyone know what happened to the culprit? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:46:24
        
        his head fell off (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 16:54:30
        
        that was the victim (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 17:00:15
        
        this is him in the red (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 16:55:30
        
        ah the famous arse clench (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:59:54
        
        yup. not good either way. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:30:32
        
        what did he fire it with? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 16:26:00
        
        hand held as well (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:28:38
        
        This was one of the ones that fires a flare 3000 ft into the air (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:27:14
      - Quality. That was ace. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:17:47
- The Club takes the health and safety of its supporters and staff very seriously indeed? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 5, 16:10:32
- There's lots of flares in our stand (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 5, 16:08:50
- It is against the law to smoke in a public place, that's not a designated smoking area, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Oct 5, 16:08:47
- I was just reading that thread on the pink un (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:06:46
  - Agree. (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Oct 5, 16:09:06
- bloody spoilsports (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 16:04:48
SCC, having loads of kids is a good thing (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 15:51:43
- now now-just cos ya girlfriend dumped u (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:53:56
  - and there was me trying to help you justify breeding like a hamster (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 15:56:25
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:57:27
      - the fact is that you holds the future of the UK in your hands (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:00:16
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 16:03:13
- We have got chimichangas though. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 15:53:03
  - you say that, but south americans love their deep fried lard cakes too (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 15:56:55
    - Are Fish & Chips readily available there though? In shops? Called Fish & Chip shops? (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 15:58:49
      - all chinese (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 16:03:38
      - unfortunately not (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:01:56
        
        Pineapple fritters. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:10:53
        
        fish cakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:16:14
        
        I had a deep fried pizza in batter once. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 16:15:32
        
        Yuk. Bet that was rank. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:16:40
        
        It was fucking disgusting (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 16:19:12
        
        Eeuuw. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 16:21:12
        
        haha, was that up north by any chance? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:19:05
        
        No. It was from the one on Unthank Road (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 16:26:06
        
        hahahaha, now that is more scottisher than the most scottishest thing ever (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:34:28
        
        I was young and foolish (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 16:40:42
        
        ha ha. All sounds completely terrible, basically. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 17:07:29
        
        I'm not surprised (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 5, 16:51:46
Who is actually going on Friday? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:15:39
- 2 adults 4 kids (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 16:21:37
- not me (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:34:33
  - You could have got a block booking with all your kids (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 5, 15:39:20
    - cant afford it mate (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:40:08
  - my benefits wont stretch that far (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:36:38
    - *logs out* (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 15:39:15
      - But you haven't, have you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:42:28
- Yup (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Oct 5, 15:21:15
- Me and 2 of the kids. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Oct 5, 15:21:00
- Me 3 (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Oct 5, 15:19:47
- Me and I am too. (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 5, 15:17:42
  - Not rarely. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:34:12
    - Fair enough. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 5, 15:53:32
    - Sounds like the ideal forum (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 15:38:15
      - I thought that as soon as I typed it! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:43:26
      - ha (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 15:38:59
Would you care if all benefits were scrapped? (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 15:13:09
- no brainer (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:37:34
Chris Martin to go on trial (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:58:20
- This linked story is why I love this part of the world. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 5, 13:20:50
  - They should have been given a roundabout (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 13:26:12
    - I go round chicken roundabout sometimes. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 13:38:06
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 5, 13:36:02
  - That's well out of order (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 13:23:08
- Will he be allowed to play (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 5, 13:13:37
- we wont miss him when hes inside (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:02:15
  - not with Super Simeon Jackson banging in goals for fun (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 13:10:30
- "Wearing a smart suit" (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 13:02:14
- His suit *is* smart, isn't it. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 13:01:19
How much ??? do you get per kid these days? (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:07:07
- break mrs lurds arm (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 12:32:59
  - or her neck (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:34:00
    - ?80k (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:46:32
      - kerching! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:47:25
- tax credits is where the money is (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 12:27:00
  - does if you have 6 kids! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:03:36
    - i've got 4 selwyns (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 13:19:51
      - doesn't he miss them? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 13:24:06
      - congrats (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:22:39
    - Yet you've been on here all day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 13:04:19
      - yes-good isnt it (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:05:01
        
        Probably why Cameron's trying to get you off your arse (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 13:07:46
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:09:04
  - I earn too much apparently. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:32:37
    - bad luck (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:02:54
  - they're changing n'all (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:29:58
    - Poor people get all the breaks (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:30:37
- ?20 a week for the first (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:15:30
  - You get more for a disabled though apparently. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:23:39
    - not child benefit.no (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:10:57
    - you'd need to prove you weren't negligent (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:26:53
      - I could get my nan to move in with me too. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:32:07
      - george michaels cooking your dinner for ya (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 12:27:53
        
        yep someone might pay good money for that (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:29:06
  - my first is due in March (General Chat) - city_lad, Oct 5, 12:21:42
    - she'll regret that when it comes to the night-time feeds (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:27:27
      - I agree with this ^^^^ B/F is bloody tough, but easier in some ways. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 12:33:59
      - oh, and good luck! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:27:53
- I think they're quite difficult to sell, lurd. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 12:12:51
Never seen a black squirrel (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 11:57:37
- i wonder if they can run faster (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 11:59:48
  - or have bigger cocks (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:08:03
    - barrel scraping at it's finest (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 13:11:13
  - What makes you wonder that? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 12:06:35
    - cos they is black (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:07:42
- i've got one that sometimes visits my back garden (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 11:59:37
Bollocks (NCFC) - King, Oct 5, 11:29:52
- sellers has a spare. You can cower next to him, sat next to the family selwyns ): (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 11:38:26
  - not sure if i have anymore spare (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:40:08
  - next to tim berry, I meant... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 11:39:12
    - they are all singles-scattered all over (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:41:09
      - So that's a no then? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Oct 5, 11:56:22
      - tim berry shouts (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 11:42:09
        
        all they had left (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 12:57:53
      - oh. Spose that makes sense. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 11:41:48
You know this whole child benefit stuff everyones going on about today? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Oct 5, 11:21:40
- Not really the point though (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 5, 12:50:26
  - one less holiday innit (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:51:55
- Whatever they do, it won't go away (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 11:56:22
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 11:42:28
- dont talk like a cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:26:27
  - Do you hate the competition? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 11:31:11
    - BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 11:37:15
      - did you see the yank golfer shouted that the other day? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 11:38:25
        
        nice and classy (I would have done the same thing though) (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 11:42:42
    - there isnt any-you win easily (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:33:49
      - Thank you for your comment (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 11:36:58
        
        welcome (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:38:17
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 11:33:00
- yep was shocked to know it existed (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 11:26:20
- i think there's certain people that should be paid not to have to children (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 11:26:05
  - i make up 4 you infertile buggers (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:27:49
    - if they're buggers they're doing it wrong (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 11:30:17
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 11:40:07
      - Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Oct 5, 11:36:06
      - lollers. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 11:32:14
- ha ha, yeah alright cause that will happen won't it? Whats your criteria of afford it? (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 11:25:26
  - Jesus! It's not like it's ever gonna happen! (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Oct 5, 11:35:21
    - Yeah I know, sorry, I'm not sure what came over me to react like that then. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 11:37:59
      - Yeah exactly! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Oct 5, 11:56:58
    - obviously impotent (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:37:19
    - having one for the sake of it as some do (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 11:36:33
Dunno if this is ww2 or not, but (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 11:01:56
- Haha. In other news, it appears Barclay Upper is open for business... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 11:05:13
  - Indeed, near sell out friday then. that's good that is. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 11:21:31
    - cant be bothered with it-be worse than a bloody friendly (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:24:53
      - whoever sits in my seat-keep it clean (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:25:27
  - Is that a euphemism for Mrs selwyns? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:14:49
    - she will slap you (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:17:39
      - ^^ Victim of spousal abuse. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:18:28
        
        better give him extra child benefit then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 11:27:37
        
        please (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:30:29
        
        He'd only spend it on pies. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:36:26
        
        mmmmmmm. pies. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 11:37:09
        
        Me too. Well done. I'm also dieting. Double whammy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:43:41
        
        wow, well done. how long? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 11:45:44
        
        2 weeks and 2 days. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:53:43
        
        blimey. not drinking at all? (only until B&MC3, obviously) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 11:56:49
        
        Only 18 days to go. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:58:16
        
        masterbating (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 11:47:56
        
        *checks for hidden camera* Haha. Don't be silly. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:50:31
FAO Selwyn and Tricky (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 5, 10:01:30
- face value mate.its upper tier,so it was 30 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:15:09
  - Excellent, cheers - drop me an email and I will arrange payment. (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 5, 12:19:32
- He's a millionaire through child benefits - he should be paying you! (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 5, 10:02:50
  - Arf! (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 5, 10:06:00
RIP Norman Wisdom!!! Comedy Greats XI - Go. (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter, Oct 5, 09:56:56
- pants (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:16:29
  - *logs off* (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 5, 11:22:09
- Jon Newsome but can't think of them anymore (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 10:57:43
- Frank Spencer Prior (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 10:57:25
- Richard "Spencer" Pryor (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 5, 10:57:14
- cannon and alan ball (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 10:56:21
  - VV just seen jaffers effort VV (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 10:57:12
- Lenny Thierry Henry (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 5, 10:46:07
- Monty 'Python' Gimpel (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Oct 5, 10:18:31
- Little and Large Bobby Eagles (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 10:13:43
- Lenny Steve Chris (or Russell) Alvin Rowan & Martin O'Neill Chivers Bruce Grobbelaar. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 5, 10:12:45
- Lenny Steve Bruce Grobbelaar. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 5, 10:06:25
- Chris 'Peter' Morris (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Oct 5, 10:05:01
- Little Bobby Davro Eagle. (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter, Oct 5, 10:03:26
- Scott 'Peter' Sellers (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Oct 5, 10:03:21
- Peter (Delia Smith is a) Cook (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 5, 10:02:22
- Tommy Cooper Cannon & Bobby Alan Ball. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 5, 10:01:35
- Two Ronnie Rosenthals (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter, Oct 5, 09:57:24
RIP Norman Winstone - Comedy Greats XI - GO! (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 5, 09:52:43
- wisdom (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:54:15
  - OMG. I know. why. Just read an article about the actress in Made in Dagenham. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 5, 09:56:13
- wisdom (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 09:54:07
- Morecambe FC and Dennis Wise. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 5, 09:53:38
FAO sellers (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 09:48:32
- has he ever done a 10 mile bike ride? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 09:53:12
- are the home areas sold out? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 09:49:53
  - sure, but imagine he'd like to be with the away fans (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 09:50:57
    - Chloe and I spent last Saturday at St Mary's in the Soton end for the South Coast derby. (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 5, 10:04:32
      - how could u (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 11:20:39
    - no doubt (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 09:56:25
- no prob (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:49:37
  - good man (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 09:52:09
    - unless your name is CB41... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 09:57:23
    - il reserve 1 for him-expect he will be logged on same time as me sometime (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:53:39
proud as punch (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 5, 09:41:50
- First 11 what? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 5, 09:45:59
  - footballerists (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 5, 09:46:40
    - Good (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 5, 09:54:29
- congrats (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:42:47
  - chairs (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 5, 09:46:52
  - Selwyn - post a pic of you and your family... I know a milkman round your way... (Other Football) - songwriter, Oct 5, 09:45:07
    - Well done! (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Oct 5, 10:12:28
    - so does the wife! (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:45:54
if you want your exchange area to be made optic fibre quicker vote now (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 09:38:39
- I saw that but I'm not with BT and it wanted (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 5, 09:39:56
- mine already is (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:39:46
QPR gonna be epic (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 09:37:37
- 4 nil qpr. you going? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:39:05
  - yeah tickets purchased the other week (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 09:40:42
    - lol im not like that!i did buy 8 though! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:42:08
      - you must be loaded (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 09:45:41
        
        speculate to accumulate! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:46:44
  - He's probably right you know ^^ (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 5, 09:40:25
    - yeah but we did win at charlton (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 09:41:35
      - And we always win when I watch an online stream (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 5, 09:55:11
        
        apart from that fa cup game (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 10:01:02
      - 1 nil-russell (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 09:43:49
        
        We didn't lose there when Roeder was in charge (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 10:28:24
        
        one of the few times then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 10:29:59
When's the next installment of Chrissy "you looking at my pint" Martin's case? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 21:16:50
- 25th december (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 21:21:16
  - is that the next arrest or the next court appearance? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 21:25:51
hello (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 20:59:39
- *logs out* (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 4, 21:06:20
- sod u lot then-im off to the pink un (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 21:04:40
evening all (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 18:58:22
- *Puts asterisks around a reply* (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 4, 19:20:52
- *clicks ignore list* (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 4, 18:59:38
- *logs off* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 18:59:05
FAO Otto son (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 4, 18:40:32
- I put a reminder on my CrackBerry to remind me. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 4, 18:44:26
  - don't say sorry (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 4, 18:48:05
    - i may have a spare (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 19:06:25
      - so I hear (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 4, 19:06:42
        
        may even have 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 20:57:43
    - yes, come on otto give your ticket to charles for the value of his face (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 18:49:29
      - A milk bottle top and half a cherry? (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Oct 4, 18:51:48
Gone! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 17:02:26
- wishful thinkin (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:20:56
  - Ha, If I didn't post on here for a month (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 17:28:27
- thanks paul (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 4, 17:03:17
- back (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 17:02:40
guess whos top at mo in my top ten wrath wankers 2010 awards? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:56:38
- fuck, I'd better start putting some time in (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 17:00:49
  - lol youre not even top 5o! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:02:01
    - Do you know how many 50 is? (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 4, 17:04:34
      - fingers on your hand? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:06:30
        
        Or the amount of fingers you can get in your......... (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 17:08:29
    - you're shitting me (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 17:03:26
    - You've actually compiled a Top 50? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 17:03:07
      - no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:05:04
        
        Well stop talking out of your arse then (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 17:05:58
        
        when selwyn logs off of here and logs onto the pinkun (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 17:08:30
        
        Mathematical impossibility (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Oct 4, 17:40:49
        
        no it isn't (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 17:46:02
        
        Yes. I think he meant 'average'. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 4, 17:42:22
        
        Me too (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Oct 4, 17:43:17
        
        chortle (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 17:14:50
- HMRC? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 4, 16:57:47
  - no i love them (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:59:46
    - you won't like the benefits cap (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 17:12:03
      - wont bother me im not middle class! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:19:22
        
        you're getting confused between the non-payment of child benefit to the highest earners (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 17:25:53
        
        just aswell i have 2 with disabilities then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 20:55:45
        
        on the bbc news this morning he said it would raise a billyun (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 17:49:20
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, Oct 4, 17:23:05
- HAS to be Garry Brooke (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:57:37
  - nicely brought to the top (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, Oct 4, 17:00:28
    - That's just what he does, every time (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 17:01:32
      - Cheers, Git. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 4, 17:03:40
When I said that football wasn't quite dead earlier, I was wrong (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 4, 16:48:37
- agreed-replace him with hodgson (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:49:53
lets all laugh at darrell russell. (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:46:12
- your post fell off the edge of the internets (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, Oct 4, 16:49:36
- Who? The drag racer from Texas? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:49:32
  - It was flying debris from the explosion, NOT the crash, that killed Darrell Russell. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 4, 17:02:47
    - "The Darrell Russell Stand" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 17:07:28
- Why, what's happened to him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:47:08
  - Playing 4 preston-alledgedly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:48:09
    - This weak stuff selwyn - be funnier (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 4, 16:49:04
      - sniff my bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:51:06
        
        rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 4, 17:48:03
        
        No, in fact that's worse if anything (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 4, 16:51:58
        
        lol well im here every night this week-tune in later (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:53:32
FAO Lee or anyone else that's a whizz with Excel. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:41:02
- This should work (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 4, 16:50:50
  - Cheers, I'll give that a go. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:56:00
- actually why do you need to do all the calculations in one cell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 16:46:11
  - Just so that first cell shows net cost in $, and second shows gross price in ?, (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:55:40
    - Hidden columns are your friend (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 4, 16:57:19
      - yeah, do this ^^^ (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 17:15:31
      - I was just thinking that. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 17:00:41
        
        Locked in the BSG for a week. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 4, 17:09:23
  - was exactly question i was about to ask... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:47:21
- use brackets and shit and just type it all out in one long formula intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 16:44:50
  - I tried that, (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:45:49
    - Result then. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 4, 16:56:47
- Even I can do that (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:43:29
- GIYLF (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:42:31
  - FOYFC. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:44:59
    - FOYTPFWER (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:47:11
      - Lack of opposable thumbs fucked up your typing again, sellers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:50:22
        
        Do you type with your thumbs?? (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:53:19
        
        (shhhh - I don't think he spotted the fallacy in my post...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:54:01
        
        (I think I have got the all-clear) (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:57:32
        
        what was wrong with you? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:58:26
        
        fallacy? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:55:19
        
        From the words "phallus" and "see", thus "Whenever selwyn logs on you see a total phallus" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:59:08
        
        FOYFFW (: (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:52:25
        
        I went on holiday there. Toll charge on the Severn is a bastard though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:53:04
Just catching up with today's posts (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 4, 16:38:57
- i wouldnt have bothered-same ole shite (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:41:34
  - Yeah, I reckon you should go a head and make it loads better (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 16:54:46
    - lol sniff em go on (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:01:06
      - are they shaven? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Oct 4, 17:02:25
        
        shaven haven (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:03:50
  - Nice little burst of the Selwyn Chimes though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:42:14
How long till Hodgson gets the sack? (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:31:41
- maybe they won't be able to afford to (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 16:57:46
- 18 months (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 16:42:46
- In two weeks, after they lose to Everton. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:42:15
  - Relegation six pointer (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 4, 16:42:49
    - I'd really like them both to go down (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 17:29:22
- I hope he'll get the season. This isn't a manager issue. That club loks to be following (Other Football) - megson, Oct 4, 16:38:43
  - bruce grobbelaar? (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 4, 16:43:18
  - Give it to a Jamie and Stevie dream team (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 4, 16:40:13
    - Yes ^^ and Yes ^^^ both acceptable next steps in the Norwich Model. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Oct 4, 16:56:00
- Hard innit, manager clearly needs time. Many things there are not his fault (Other Football) - pants, Oct 4, 16:37:36
  - All true (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:40:49
    - Doubt anyone outside Liverpuddle will blame (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 4, 16:42:12
  - roeders out of work (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:40:00
  - Agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Oct 4, 16:38:53
- Poor ole Woy (Other Football) - Tron, Oct 4, 16:35:35
- paul lambert would do well there (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 4, 16:34:42
  - note to lambert.... (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 4, 16:39:37
- Is he your manservant? (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 4, 16:33:10
  - Times are hard (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:37:02
- I weckon thwee weeks. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 4, 16:32:24
  - Sowwy, Woy - this ^^ is going to come twue (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:33:33
Aaaaanyway. Norwich City. Brilliant aren't we? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:25:24
- We're not bad. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 4, 15:38:09
  - THE Norwich City (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 4, 15:44:41
    - No. "Norwich City" or "The Norwich". Not "The Norwich City". (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:47:13
      - Or 'The City', of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 4, 15:51:03
        
        Of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:51:56
  - we?re not bad but we keep doing that fucking Easy chant (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 15:40:49
- We were once (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 15:32:09
  - Oh. Shame. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 4, 15:33:25
    - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 15:36:31
    - *internet innocent face* (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 15:36:29
      - *internet total disbelief face* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 15:37:34
        
        It was just a tad misinformed wannit? I mean, we weren't great under Roeder (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 15:38:33
        
        i don't understand the relevance (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 15:50:14
        
        we also have to thank him for getting us the little Irish magician (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 15:45:38
        
        Quite right (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 15:40:50
        
        STOP IT RIGHT NOW. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 4, 15:43:14
        
        Walk away from this thread mister and keep moving. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:42:29
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 16:04:26
        
        OK (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 15:46:10
        
        I thought you'd died, or had a mid life crisis and gone walkabout, or something? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 15:38:24
        
        a bit. (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 15:40:00
        
        So did you undie, or did you just realise that you were too old for a Gap Year? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 15:41:28
        
        neither actually... (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 15:44:28
        
        Oh (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 15:47:18
  - Oh no. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:32:48
    - was he not being ironic then? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 15:34:03
      - Too much excitement (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 15:36:20
- no no we are not (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 15:31:36
  - we would be if you'd kindly fuck off (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 15:38:22
    - FUCK OFF SELWYN, SELWYN FUCK OFF (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 15:39:06
- Yes we are Mr Jaffers. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 4, 15:29:43
- yes, yes we are. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 15:26:39
- Yes. We're well great. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 4, 15:26:20
qpr now sold out-i have some at ?40 ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 13:14:54
- ^^needs the money now he's lost his child benifit^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 4, 13:23:57
  - no i havnt-i dont earn 44k (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 13:27:01
  - "e" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 4, 13:24:38
- I'm buying (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 4, 13:21:48
- y not emoticon the right way round? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 13:18:02
  - oh ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 13:19:08
    - The protocol for ffs is 'FFS !!' (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 13:21:05
      - 'FFS !!' (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 4, 13:27:40
satdee goals link anywhere. cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 13:10:22
- Yep. Here you go mate. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 13:13:43
  - Without clicking can I assume that is the BBC link? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 4, 13:16:15
    - Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 13:17:53
      - Difficult to find that link (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 4, 13:18:50
        
        Know your audience though FP. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 13:20:31
y sum 25 n sum 30? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 13:08:09
- Yes, I see what you mean. But what if y=πr∞ is applied? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 13:17:25
  - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 13:19:46
    - You were describing a three-dimensional curve, by the use of a parametric equatation. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 13:22:50
      - Lack of reply surprised face emoticon (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 13:29:40
      - Or perhaps a parabola ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 4, 13:28:34
        
        Yes. But in three dimensions. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 13:29:26
      - Yes, an equatation. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 13:24:37
- Hang on, I'll just check my QPR employee handbook (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 13:10:23