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ANY LEAKS? (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:42:37
OFFICIAL SMS (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:37:39
- To be fair it would be inappropriate (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 16, 13:39:31
COME ON FFS-102 users online must be waiting for something (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:35:25
Ben, please ban this scum cunt Buckscanary now (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 16, 13:35:11
- I was watching city when you were born the mistake that you are (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 13:37:26
  - you're a scummer, now FOYSC (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 16, 13:40:11
    - and you are a simpleton, a sheep and a shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 13:43:11
      - FOYSC (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 16, 13:45:06
        
        I repeat...simpleton,sheep,shit...now YOU fuck off you tedious cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 13:46:09
        
        getting riled? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 16, 13:48:49
        
        riled? I'm laughing my arse off at your bitterness (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 14:04:47
        
        FOYSC (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 16, 14:23:25
        
        worzel scrimmage wank wank wank... (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 15:52:34
  - how do you know he was born on a match day? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:38:27
    - Good point well made (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 13:40:42
    - maybe he's his dad (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:39:05
- bet he has an IP postcode! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 16, 13:36:16
  - course he does, the wanker posts constantly about the scum (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 16, 13:38:31
    - TBF so is selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 16, 13:43:04
    - Hows your fat mate? Still grooming teenage boys? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 13:41:43
  - what in Buckinghamshire? what a strange thing to say (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 13:38:30
Mickey B's twidder says the red card stands (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 13:23:47
- where? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:25:00
  - Having bemoaned the wind-ups (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 16, 13:30:10
    - Lighten up Judge, it WAS funny. No biggy. (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 13:31:55
      - No, you're right - it was funny (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 16, 13:33:47
        
        Well put your petit coat away then (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 13:34:23
        
        not comprehendididabolous (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 16, 13:36:37
        
        ha ha ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:37:50
        
        Ladies purleeease! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 13:41:28
    - are you saying pants is being hypocritical? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:31:22
      - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 16, 13:33:58
    - Not like pants is it? (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 16, 13:30:39
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 13:27:41
- CUNTS (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:24:31
  - Maybe we'll get a big man in (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 13:25:13
    - doubt lamberts even thought about that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:27:35
OH NO (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:19:07
- ^^posted by selwyns missus^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 16, 13:19:57
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 16, 13:21:02
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:20:49
fao jayson blair (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:14:39
- has that site ever been wrong? (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 16, 13:30:14
- i know-they cant reduce to a yellow anyway-its all or nothing (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:16:13
- mind you it says the same about crofts (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:15:28
YES! (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:13:20
- 5 mins since your last post... (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 16, 13:15:39
  - i posted that whilst shaggin her (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:17:12
    - I wish you had of turned webcam off, here's a still of what I saw. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 16, 13:21:54
      - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:23:48
    - lol (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 16, 13:19:22
HOLT DECISION: EXCELLENT NEWS (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 16, 13:04:41
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:08:40
HOLT NEWS... (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:01:19
POLL: will holty get off - yes or no? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 12:35:03
- Yes. He dint do nuffink. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 16, 13:09:28
- No chance I don't think! (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 16, 12:53:23
  - Like they did rescinding the Blackpool red? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 12:54:23
    - tag team (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 12:55:06
  - they didn't stick by him the other week (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 12:54:18
    - Twice in a month? doubt it! (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 16, 12:57:20
- some interesting thinking down there V V V V (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 16, 12:52:21
  - no-he will be on 4 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 13:02:25
    - go fuck yerself selwyn (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 16, 13:10:59
    - i did wonder as we only heard about crofts (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:06:34
      - archant & the official shite say 3 (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 16, 13:11:46
        
        archant also say he's got 35 gls (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 16, 13:15:20
- When do we find out ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 12:50:45
  - 9 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 13:04:36
  - this afternoon (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 12:51:21
    - Thanks for that (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 12:52:43
      - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 12:54:46
- Yes, on the basis that selwyns always wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 12:47:54
- If not perhaps Stephen Fry will go twitter crazy! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 16, 12:46:05
  - That has to be the worst journalism, feeding off scraps from S Fry, and then writing about (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 12:50:29
- No, e-mail to the FA at the ready (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 16, 12:45:24
- Get off with who? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 16, 12:43:51
  - Kate Middleton (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Nov 16, 12:45:58
- No... (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Nov 16, 12:43:00
- No - political reasons - can't reverse that "new young star" ref twice in a fortnight (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 16, 12:39:31
  - after googling red card rescinded (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 12:41:06
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 16, 12:36:07
- defo. may be reduced to yellow (n/m) (NCFC) - Firstnews, Nov 16, 12:35:56
- yes (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 12:35:32
  - They could also look at the tackle on Koey (NCFC) - Firstnews, Nov 16, 12:38:04
    - didn't the ref tell martin the bloke won the ball? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 12:40:02
Selwyn. Watch this and then try telling me you weren't emotional (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:40:19
- FOYSC (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 16, 13:29:02
  - FOY piece of shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 13:31:38
- Barmy slut, barking she as, barking (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 16, 12:45:24
- not in the slightest (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:41:43
  - You must be made of stone. I didnt make the vows (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:43:45
Gifts for William and Kate (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:36:48
- "Scrounging for Dummies" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 12:04:45
- a severed pigs head and garnet of garlic. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 16, 11:55:34
- 3 flavoured condoms (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:40:46
- argos ?10 voucher (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 11:39:56
  - Ah. The laminated book of dreams! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Nov 16, 12:10:00
  - I asked my girlfriend what jewellery she would like if price wasnt an issue... (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:43:05
    - every time the new argos catalogue comes out (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 12:07:11
OFFICIAL SMS (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:31:03
Royal couple to live in Wales wtf? (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:30:18
- best place for em (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:31:36
  - bloody scroungers living off the state (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 11:34:48
    - burdens on society (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:35:22
      - leeches (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 11:35:38
        
        cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:36:44
        
        and people are having their benefits cut to pay for them (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 11:38:06
        
        You might just as well say that people are having their taxes raised to pay for selwyn (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 16, 11:41:26
        
        charles (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 12:04:50
        
        = 1st with BSE tbf (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 12:10:35
I would (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:19:34
- Phwooar... QILF (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 16, 12:54:32
- shes a bit of a "plain jane" (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:20:33
  - filthy in bed though one would imagine (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:21:54
    - She'd have to be to snag the future King (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 11:22:56
      - Certainly puts a new twist to The Princess and the Pea (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:24:18
        
        ^^^gives^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:26:22
    - yes she is (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:22:29
leeds will take over the place again-city fans already shitting themselves (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:17:42
- No need to shit yourself, Selwyn. When is the last time you saw a riot in Norwich ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 11:18:27
  - 1976 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:19:04
    - Then highly unlikely to happen this weekend is it ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 11:22:20
      - didnt say it would (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:23:01
        
        ... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 11:23:30
        
        where does it say i said there would be a riot? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:28:20
        
        i just said city fans are shitting themselves (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:33:39
    - I can still see that guy falling through the roof of the Barclay (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:21:15
      - i caught the cunt lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:22:01
        
        You didn't really though, did you ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 11:23:08
        
        no i missed him but stuck the boot in (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:24:29
        
        then they all went back to Yarmouth where they lived (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:22:54
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 11:23:41
Thread on waccoe about wanting it to "kick off" at norwich (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 16, 11:05:21
- and now in English please. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 16, 11:14:17
- im ready (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:11:35
  - you can throw pig shit at them (n/m) (Other Football) - Clean Shirt, Nov 16, 11:14:58
    - i could (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:15:52
      - Take it in hidden in a pie and dont forget which one is which (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:20:37
        
        wont matter if they are delias (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:21:23
        
        Fuck me its like Ant and Dec (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:23:20
WTF is this bloke eating??? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 16, 10:55:51
- jacket potatoe (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:12:36
  - ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 16, 11:34:03
- Kellogg's AdditiveBran. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 11:11:55
- to answer your question i think they are fruit loops (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 16, 10:59:49
  - Good lord, they look vile (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 16, 11:03:17
    - they do dunt they. nothing like a bacon and egg roll! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 16, 11:05:50
- i eat breakfast at work. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 16, 10:59:00
- "People these days turn up in sweat pants" - POI (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 16, 10:58:28
  - There are also some tossers that still wear a tie too. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 16, 10:59:21
- Looks like some form of special edition Cheerio (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:57:23
Who dares look at the league position 9 months before their birth? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:52:16
- 69 th (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:34:44
- to discover that they were conceived on the back of an away win at Charlton :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:53:24
  - Good away win for Ipswich though (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 16, 10:54:11
    - in front of their travelling masses (arf) (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:55:58
      - ^^^ Really trying to crank the I'm-not-an-Ippo handle for all it's worth. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 11:13:15
        
        If your life depended upon you being right you would sadly be deceased (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 11:17:14
        
        Yeah, yeah (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 16, 11:28:25
Songs for Keano...Champions League you're avin a laugh... (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:41:22
- Keano, hows your dog? Keano Keano hows your dog? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 16, 11:07:23
- One Mick McCarthy theres only one... (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:48:06
- as i said despite there troubles they are only 2 points behind us (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 10:42:58
  - But don't forget they spent ??? in order to be two points behind us (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 16, 10:50:41
  - Not very catchy that one Selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:44:40
bringing brandy's thread to the top (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 16, 10:39:29
- We were top of Div.2 the day I was born. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 12:16:01
- We lost 5-0 to arse a week before i was born (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Nov 16, 10:59:53
  - i went to that game (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 16, 11:28:57
    - 89 it was (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Nov 16, 11:56:43
      - i was 16 (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 16, 12:23:42
- 20th in the final place outside the relegation places. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 10:53:05
- A much more respectable 10th for me (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Nov 16, 10:48:39
- at least we beat chelsea the satuday after (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 16, 10:42:48
  - those were the days (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 11:07:57
- So...you were both around the bottom at the same time? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:42:38
come on you F.A wankers-do the right thing (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 10:35:56
- Judge Fucking Judy would know that there wasnt intent (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:38:27
  - could change our season this decision (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 10:40:29
    - I wonder if the Lambo reaction will have a bearing (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:43:17
      - shouldnt do-should be judged purely on the incident (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 10:46:18
        
        Indeed! Human nature though (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:48:40
- not such a good point (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 10:38:04
dont get too cocky folks-scum could well be above us before we play em (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 10:34:53
- but they will always be frizzy-haired, mocknified scummers (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:37:47
  - ^^ trying too hard (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 16, 10:49:17
    - I have the morning off. Its this or shopping (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:54:45
  - indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 16, 10:38:53
- good point (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 16, 10:35:32
Nick Clegg speaks right good Dutch ! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 10:31:11
- hes a two faced cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 16, 10:36:45
  - thank goodness that nice david cameron has him under control (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 16, 10:41:29
    - hes another tosser (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 16, 10:44:31
- he looks as wooden as a clog (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 16, 10:33:30
- Is that whh he he waves his arms about like a windmill? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:33:20
  - No, but it does explain why he sits on the fence constantly. Nick Clogg ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 10:34:31
    - love what you did there! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 16, 10:35:08
      - wooden trust him aas far as I could throw himm (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:36:49
        
        are you wearing gloves? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 16, 10:37:43
      - do clogs sit on fences? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 16, 10:36:17
        
        Yes. Well, cloggies do. And put their thumbs in dykes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 11:00:45
  - why he... (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Nov 16, 10:33:33
bad news-talksports mick dennis is backing the ref! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:01:31
- linkie? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 16:09:17
  - Link to his brilliant website: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 16:23:11
    - That website could do with some design work. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:26:02
      - Erm (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 15, 16:31:21
        
        I couldn't even find that bit. Obviously didn't scroll around enough (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 16:32:46
  - That could go a bit wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 16:12:54
    - crikey, the danger seems to of passed though (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 16:14:42
      - AHA ! YES (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 16:21:13
        
        hehe, it w (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 18:17:59
        
        it was me, But I didn't expect him to abuse his new powers! (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 18:18:38
  - havin a laugh arnt you-its on the pink un too-see pants (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:10:41
    - Not that I can see (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 15, 16:15:59
      - its there open your eyes (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:18:11
        
        are you making it up? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 16:19:31
        
        no just had another look must have been pulled (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:23:28
        
        Quelle suprise (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 16:25:49
        
        Oh do fuck off (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 15, 16:25:18
        
        Just wait till the ippo game (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 16:29:44
        
        Funny that, eh ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 16:25:09
        
        been called a liar before on here and people have eaten there words! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:26:26
        
        liar (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 20:53:27
        
        where words ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 16:27:45
        
        Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 15, 16:23:12
      - You didn't look did you? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 16:17:23
    - don't make me look at the Pink un (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 16:13:39
      - Noel Hunt has, but then, that's in the family, what with fracturing Cech's head (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 16:40:49
      - defending the send off in particular (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:14:31
        
        to be honest it didn't look that innocent. It was never a red but a yellow wouldn't have (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 18:21:38
  - The chances of Rio Tard telling the truth? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 16:09:48
- Where? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 15, 16:07:06
  - was on live earlier (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:07:46
- he's just doing that to wind the wroth up (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 16:05:12
Good news for all you mareejewanna addicts (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 15:47:30
- Never mind that, it makes you think you can FLY and then jump off BUILDINGS. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:08:59
  - just say no (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 16:12:21
    - Zammoface. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:12:58
      - I tell you what though (Other Football) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 16:16:32
        
        "Zammo chased a dragon and got a smack in the face" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:20:20
- are you listening pants (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:03:40
  - ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 16:05:22
    - well if ever a man was on drugs........ (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 16:08:31
Complete the sentence "If it was tastefully done, I would" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:16:16
- nuke all labour unionists..... (General Chat) - Terry Tibbs, Nov 15, 15:32:47
  - twat (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 15:45:44
- Burn Geaorge Osborne at the stake after castrating him with a blunt flint (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 15, 15:30:53
- take you from behind (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 15, 15:26:07
  - I'm afraid I can't imagine that being done tastefully (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 16:00:31
- "correct this sentence to the subjunctive mood by changing was to were" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 15, 15:18:55
- pose naked for a Gok Wan photo shoot (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 15:16:58
trawling for some old postage.... (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 15:02:02
what the hell's up with Wrath? the top posts keep disappearing (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 14:59:44
- mines fine-must be atmosherics in chile lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 15, 15:00:36
  - Yep - must be atmosherics. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:02:01
    - we've got three atmospherics (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 15:02:59
  - it's been happening for a while, pain in the arse so it is (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 15:01:28
    - you are doing it wrong (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 15:02:31
      - I've been fondling the Top of Board button lovingly (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 15:08:44
        
        grrrr worked for me (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 15:15:22
        
        can you see my post about Brazilian smoking warnings? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 15:52:04
        
        yep it's here... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 20:25:27
I think we will lose both matches 0-0, (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 15, 14:58:58
- got tickets? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:59:43
  - Nope, I'm 200 miles away (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 15, 15:29:36
Monday afternoon Quiz time (Other Football) - caley canary, Nov 15, 14:53:23
- This season, or all-time? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:56:45
  - I reckon he means top flight goalscorers from 93 onwards (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 14:58:03
    - Rightho. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:59:15
      - Zola. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:59:34
        
        Ian Wright (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:59:51
        
        Terry Henry. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:00:13
        
        Xabi Alonso (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Nov 15, 15:15:48
        
        I reckon Ameobi's scored more than him. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 15:16:17
        
        Oh yeah, what a prick. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Nov 15, 15:17:55
        
        Abel Xavier (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Nov 15, 15:29:05
        
        boo (to doing it in random order). Shearer, by the way. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 15:01:16
        
        Oh, OK. Want to start again? Ameobi? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:03:45
        
        well, given caley has bailed, let's assume it is. Bellamy? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 15:12:39
        
        Zola, Wright, Shearer and Henry correct so far... (Other Football) - caley canary, Nov 15, 15:14:19
        
        oh, poo. Cmon guys. Premier League striker - part or present - whose surname starts with A (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 15:15:53
        
        Anelka (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 15, 15:19:16
        
        Of course. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:30:31
        
        Bergkamp? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Nov 15, 15:22:21
        
        Dion Dublin for the D's (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 15:19:50
        
        And Andrew Cole for C. But we haven't got B yet. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 15:21:21
        
        Anelka, Bergkamp, Cole (A), Dublin (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:31:20
        
        Andrew Cole for the C (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 15:20:44
        
        see above. Stop messing with the alphabet. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 15:21:45
        
        can I have Fowler for the F's then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 15:29:07
        
        Dwight Yorke (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Nov 15, 15:30:51
        
        so far you have... (Other Football) - caley canary, Nov 15, 15:35:34
        
        anelka,beattie,cole,dublin,euell,fowler, giggs,henry,Ince... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 15:34:52
        
        boooooo (Other Football) - Huge Small, Nov 15, 15:39:00
        
        spoiler alert ^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 15:38:09
        
        boo! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 15:36:49
        
        Nice one Shitface. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:36:40
        
        I'm sorry. I had limited time ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 15:37:57
        
        Turd Burglar. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Nov 15, 15:58:20
        
        booo. Easy to find on google, was it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 15:44:04
        
        Google schmoogle. All off the top of my head. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 15:45:16
        
        Booooo (n/m) (Other Football) - caley canary, Nov 15, 15:35:50
  - who gives a shit (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:57:36
    - With you on that one Sellers (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 15, 14:59:31
- Ameobi (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 14:55:53
  - is coming (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:56:23
- no (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:54:30
we r fucked without holt-can u imagine martin n jackson up front v leeds n scum? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:36:50
- IPLWT (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 14:49:16
  - maybe but we all know martin/ jackson wont work (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:51:11
    - possibly not, but I'm sure PL will come up with something (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 15, 15:01:04
      - nothing he can do.own fault for not providing suitable cover (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 15:03:36
        
        are you dissing Paul Lambert? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 15:16:28
        
        He wants him sacked (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 15:21:39
- When was the last time one of your predictions actually came close to being correct? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 14:47:29
  - i predicted you were a cunt years ago-spot on imo (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:48:48
    - It's not actually an answer to my question (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 14:50:32
      - yes it is (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:51:45
        
        no it isn't (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 14:52:11
        
        explain why not (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:53:07
    - apart from that how about at h/h for the last 2 games (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:50:19
      - You're going to have to explain that one with working for me (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 14:51:35
        
        halftime (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:52:30
        
        nope, still doesn't make sense (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 14:52:49
        
        are you thick? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:53:47
        
        Are you asking me that? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 14:54:17
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:55:01
- Martin's on fire sellers (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 15, 14:38:56
  - he didnt get a kick second half without holt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:39:56
    - We had 10 players, Selwyn. Martin & Jackson will do a job. It's more about (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 14:49:57
      - no they wont-remember watford? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:55:51
- 2-0 Norwich, 2-0 Norwich. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:38:49
- Yes, I can. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 15, 14:38:42
- get on the blower lambert-need a big man in on loan.NOW (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:38:22
It's started (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 14:21:10
- fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:24:51
  - selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 14:26:55
    - fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:27:22
      - selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 14:46:24
        
        fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:47:42
Parents will now be able to put two and two together if their child smells of ash. (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 13:46:35
- what if they stink of fish? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:25:53
  - or bacon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 14:28:09
    - or flange ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 14:40:22
- better to be a major than a fag (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 13:49:08
anyone think that rot keane will get the sack before the derby? (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Nov 15, 13:00:04
- why? they could well be above us before then (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:12:55
  - what's your prediction for the game selwyns? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:22:47
    - we will lose v leeds n scum without holt (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:24:13
      - Leeds score? - what about the Ipshit score? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:25:45
        
        lose both 2 nil (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:27:05
        
        ?50 bet we don't lose both - by any score (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:31:05
        
        money to go to charity? (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:32:29
        
        The selwyn foundation? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 15, 14:45:32
        
        (Stella = a charity) (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:39:38
        
        lol - as long as I can choose it, OK (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:35:14
  - UH OH! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 15, 14:20:59
- no, but he will after we have beaten them 4.0 (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 13:08:28
  - ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:27:56
  - Unless D'Urso or Oliver are reffing (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 15, 13:25:31
    - Or T Kettle (n/m) (Other Football) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 15, 13:41:12
This should help a bit with the appeal, shouldn't it? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 12:45:13
- nothing will help-no chance of it being overturned (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 15, 14:23:29
  - think I actually agree with you on this one (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:27:06
- I would like to think we would mention it tomorrow (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 15, 13:09:47
Here's a football thing I wrote for 'In Bed With Maradona', if you're interested: (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 14, 20:07:23
- very good (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 14, 20:21:03
- ... (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 14, 20:10:53
  - This is a complicated issue for me and I've given it an awful lot of thought. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 14, 20:12:46
    - Hmm. Yes, I thought you might say that! :-) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 14, 20:17:24
      - They'll be devastated that Chris Smalling has been called up instead. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 14, 20:19:30
        
        A fully deserved call up that. He shoudl be very proud to have earnt it (Other Football) - pants, Nov 14, 20:21:46
- not at all (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 14, 20:08:20
  - Haha (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 14, 20:10:06
    - .com (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Nov 14, 20:10:53
will holts sens off be cancelled? yes or no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 20:02:04
- no, but it should be! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 09:41:07
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 14, 20:07:25
- Enough lager fat man. Go to bed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 20:04:29
  - He must have had about 3 crates today (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 14, 20:12:15
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 20:12:52
  - havnt touched a dop sticky.yes or no? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 20:05:23
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 14, 20:03:41
- or even send off lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 20:02:27
when do the f.a hear the appeals? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 19:56:41
- apparently the ref gets 1st chance to resind it.cant see this arrogant knob doing that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 20:00:36
ray wilkins must be in demand now (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:38:54
- can he play up front? (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:39:30
there must be a big brut we can get on loan-any ideas anyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:27:34
- There can be only one (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 14, 17:51:15
- Chris Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 14, 17:29:20
  - i said big (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:33:11
    - He's 6ft 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 14, 17:35:32
      - around the waist? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:37:11
        
        You want us to sign a fat footballer? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 14, 17:39:02
        
        wouldnt be the 1st time (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:40:40
        
        is it time to start talking about Shola Ameobi again? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 14, 18:05:48
is hartson fit? can we get him on loan to replace holt for the next 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:21:41
that gyan is rubbish (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:18:46
- Stop it now SCC (Other Football) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:24:02
- another quip at pants (Other Football) - pants, Nov 14, 17:19:50
  - even more down below-take a look (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:22:45
Swansea won at Boro - three points behind QPR (Other Football) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:17:31
- more ahead of us-mid table for us now (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:18:23
  - And what would be wrong with that? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 14, 17:43:18
- home to boro (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:18:18
  - Yes. My bad. (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:23:03
Sunderland have been superb in this half. Full credit to them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 14, 16:53:34
- shows what can be done with a bit of attacking ambition (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:36:13
- bruce playing for a 1-0 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:00:59
  - another quip at pants (NCFC) - pants, Nov 14, 17:07:07
    - oh dear (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:08:11
      - afternoon sellers (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:08:26
        
        are you doing leeds n scum games? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:12:43
        
        no (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:13:39
        
        why not (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:15:11
        
        busy and work (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:16:21
        
        might be able to get u a scum tick-river end thou lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:17:23
        
        too early for me (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:17:52
        
        When did we last have a league game live on the Beeb? (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:19:10
        
        did they have the top flight live? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:21:34
        
        I remember BBC used to have Friday night games back in the day (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:24:31
        
        no they didnt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:25:31
        
        "Spurs would also feature in the BBC's first live league match at Manchester United..." (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:31:07
        
        wiki is bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:35:08
        
        I watched it (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:35:44
        
        who cares (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:20:15
        
        I'm guessing Judge does, hence his question. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 14, 17:21:11
        
        just wondered (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:24:50
        
        well dont (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:26:25
        
        hello scc-still angry about last night? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:11:12
        
        stopped raging now tbh mate (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:12:09
        
        more chance of pants going to a game than it going for us (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 17:14:36
        
        LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:16:36
    - pretty sure he'll be playing for a 1-0 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:08:05
      - It'll be piss funny if he changes the formation (NCFC) - pants, Nov 14, 17:11:35
        
        what formation was that? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:12:53
- yep,a well deserved lead at HT (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 14, 16:59:02
  - Might watch the 2nd half now. Wrote it off as one of the more pointless super sundays (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 14, 17:03:26
    - agreed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 14, 17:05:05
      - and another!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 14, 17:07:34
- And there's a goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 14, 16:58:05
  - As if by magic. The least they deserve. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 14, 17:01:02
we need abig striker in on loan NOW to cover for holt.be too lightweight without 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 11:09:44
- Yeah plaenty of good ones around doing nothing that we can afford. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Nov 14, 11:11:37
  - exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 11:12:43
- lambert-get on the blower (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 11:10:25
youre all laughing at the scum but we are ONLY 2 points ahead.not time to take the piss (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 11:07:23
- 2 points ahead despite their billions. Their manager is a fucktard too, which is funny (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 14, 13:42:34
on the WOTB prediction league i have predicted (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 14, 10:35:06
- without holt-no chance (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 14, 11:04:13
  - you hate Holt though (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 14, 19:43:49
a point per game doesnt even keep you up (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 13, 21:38:31
- we are on 26 points (NCFC) - bullsch, Nov 13, 21:47:42
  - if we get a point every game from now on we are down (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 13, 21:49:37
    - we'd have 55 points (NCFC) - bullsch, Nov 13, 21:53:44
    - "The trolling don't start till I walk in" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 13, 21:50:59
      - no it doesn't you work it out (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 13, 21:52:59
        
        thank you for your comment (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 13, 22:02:44
- BED TIME! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 13, 21:46:43
  - sleep tight then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 13, 21:47:09
    - We should draft Roeder in for television matches (NCFC) - pants, Nov 13, 22:12:44