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FAO Megson or other people who know about CVs (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 10, 16:49:29
- I write peoples CVs all day long (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 10, 17:04:51
  - Although some don't like it. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 10, 17:17:24
    - Which one didn't you sack? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 17:20:19
      - Blondie, obviously. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 10, 17:22:10
        
        Not fussed about scoring off the glue sniffer then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 17:23:59
        
        Nah, PK gets it for me wholesale. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 10, 17:26:50
- Where do you include the section (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 10, 16:58:43
- sorry (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 10, 16:50:20
  - I'd kind of do both. (General Chat) - megson, Jan 10, 16:58:11
    - Thanks (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 10, 17:03:45
  - was it between uni and first job.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 10, 16:53:25
    - Ok thanks - was between jobs (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 10, 16:57:22
      - shouldnt be a problem (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 10, 17:12:43
Official SMS: We've got Ched back. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 16:36:01
- Brown out, Ched in, and we've got some money. Brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 10, 16:40:22
  - we had some left over to put a contract out on our neighbours, all thanks to Ocean (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:42:31
    - I finally found that Stewart Lee thing about Jimmy Hill on YouTube last night. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 10, 16:44:47
      - lol, I was looking for Braveheart extra final scene but it's been removed from youtube (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:46:10
        
        Yeah, loads of the Richard Not Judy stuff's been taken off. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 10, 16:46:52
- Must be something to do (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jan 10, 16:40:08
- 6wks only though (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:39:34
  - Brand new customers only (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:39:54
- Hurry! I just did a bit of a tent (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 16:39:26
- Chedwin woooooooooo (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:37:36
- Fucking get in, £400k to pay his wages? (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 10, 16:37:31
  - £800k... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 16:38:48
- I'm gonna spunk (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:37:28
- linky linkage (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 16:37:25
- Hurray (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:37:18
- Hurray! Ched's back! (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 10, 16:36:31
In general, what do we think to players wearing them skins? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 10, 16:31:36
- Essential if you don't want the country's Page 3 models all preggers. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 16:37:02
- prefer XXL wearing them (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jan 10, 16:34:26
Official SMS - Brown Joins PNE £400k... R THEY STOOPID ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:00:53
- It's the clever/stupid balance being redressed (NCFC) - King, Jan 10, 16:21:36
  - Yeah - Glenn Roeder! (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 10, 17:17:52
  - hahahaa (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:23:30
- we could have chucked in eagle and taken £600k (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:18:00
- Quality-nice little earner for someone who was a shite player. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 16:16:11
  - Bit harsh, he was a good working class lad (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 10, 16:19:55
    - ralph (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 16:27:12
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 16:23:47
    - He was a bad player Brom,my poppet. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 16:21:18
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:21:38
- Are they mental? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 16:14:17
  - Profit of £125,000!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 16:27:11
- The Dead Wood Stage has started to roll! (NCFC) - Highlander, Jan 10, 16:10:50
- why would you think we held the monopoly on stupidity? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 10, 16:08:11
- Give Neil D a payrise!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:07:34
  - shhhhhhhh, not allowed to praise neil d (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:08:50
    - Sorry (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:10:53
      - "literally flogging a dead horse" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 16:13:00
- JACKPOT BABY (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:03:07
- Fucking Hell, I work in Preston ! Will lie low for a bit !!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 16:02:20
  - just wait until we beat them then laugh ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:03:49
    - Perhaps we should not take the piss till we have.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 16:05:05
      - Hat-trick for Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 16:05:54
        
        This.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 16:10:28
        
        Yeah, you knows it!! (n/m) (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Jan 10, 16:31:37
- FOUR HUNDRED !!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 16:01:47
  - Can u believe that ?....... If we dont sign Tiny now after that bonus I will cry ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:02:56
Official SMS: Brown to Preston - £400,000 (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 16:00:46
- hang about... That's a fucking profit that is! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 16:06:54
- fookin c'mon! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 16:05:08
- That is mind blowing (n/m) (NCFC) - scruffy, Jan 10, 16:03:33
  - I'm putting a tenner on him scoring against us. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 16:05:22
- Blimey! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 16:02:54
- Doh ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:01:13
FAO MBK... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 15:12:24
- I used to live in Winterton (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 10, 16:20:47
- India is huge and very diverse. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:23:46
  - They'll be a billion + 1 and a star jumping mouse then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 15:29:03
    - Correct. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:30:41
  - Apparently, Mumtaz Mahal, her what the Taj is named for (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:26:40
    - Fuckapoi. Fuckapoi. Fuckapoi. "Named for = named after" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:32:30
      - it's all that listening to Kanye West that the poor boy's started doing (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 15:38:47
      - When is your plane? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:38:09
        
        3.55pm (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:39:38
        
        Fuckan wars, yew wanter get a shift on bor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:47:37
        
        tamara you bleedin twonk (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:49:12
        
        Oh alright. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:50:14
    - I'd've filled it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 15:29:48
      - Plaster of paris? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:30:13
        
        Gout crystals. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:31:01
        
        Monk of Gout! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 15:33:11
        
        You should start up a Gout Crystal Healing Centre. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:34:38
        
        I may do that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 15:38:09
        
        lord! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:39:08
    - She was probably only 23 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 15:29:08
  - and it feels just like Norwich Union (General Chat) - south, Jan 10, 15:26:35
    - not really, no. NU have call centres in Delhi, Bangalore and Pune I think - but I'm sure (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:30:11
  - ...plus I have been to both Hemsby and Winterton and neither hold great appeal for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:25:29
    - How about Sheringham though ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 15:27:10
      - Sheringham's got a shark these days. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:28:57
        
        Ooh. Should start a poof rugby team. Sheringham Sharks has a certain ring (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 15:30:32
      - nope, not even in Winter. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:28:27
  - Yeah, but... (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 10, 15:25:04
- I've never been to India but I bet it shits all over Hemsby (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:16:35
  - EXCUSE me... (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 10, 15:23:29
  - And if it does shit all over Hemsby it'll be that loose Bangalore Belly type. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:18:13
    - WAYTHIST!! (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 15:26:05
Bury roll-call. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:52:24
- Yes - another new ground to add to the list! (n/m) (NCFC) - BungysPie, Jan 10, 15:11:03
- Yes.. used to live there (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 15:08:29
- the hatchet. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 10, 15:01:43
  - Himsworth sent; Flying (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 15:20:24
  - with a smile and a curse (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:02:46
  - Bristol ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 15:02:38
- nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:58:36
- Not sure (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 14:57:47
  - mmmm that's a nice lighthouse (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 14:58:48
    - I'm going to glue myself to the lens so it projects a mbk out into the Indian Ocean (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 15:02:46
      - oooo, can you do a picture as that would be small smart (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 15:24:31
      - "Don't sail your boat near here: dangerous ridiculousness" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 15:04:29
        
        I think they should remake Monty Python & The Holy Grail, with MBK as (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 15:14:03
    - Aye, very Round the Twist (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 15:00:04
- Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 14:56:07
- Going to be a last minute decision... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:55:36
  - Is that up from 9% at the weekend? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 10, 15:06:17
    - Oui (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 10, 15:09:48
- Maybe (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:53:39
  - = No (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:55:22
  - You going from York if you do? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 10, 14:54:21
    - i dunno if im goin yet rob ive emailed u (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Jan 10, 14:55:23
      - Fair enough (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:56:20
        
        What about Barnsley? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:57:46
        
        yes im at barnsley but am traveling from vegas (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Jan 10, 17:25:28
    - Aye (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:54:53
      - Its just a matter of.... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 10, 14:56:00
Had a bunch of CV's in today, some gems in there. (General Chat) - megson, Jan 10, 14:33:09
- My old boss showed me some CV's she had in once... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 10, 14:44:50
- i love reading CVs (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 10, 14:34:33
  - I had one from a Thai woman who listed her height, weight, vital statistics and her hobby (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:36:29
    - Gymnastics is a reasonable thing to put down (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:37:02
      - Yeah, she could squat over your dick (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 15:24:26
- If only people were taught how to write CVs (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:34:11
  - er common sense perhaps? (General Chat) - megson, Jan 10, 14:39:21
    - That too (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:41:20
      - Its a lighthearted post anyway (General Chat) - megson, Jan 10, 14:44:41
        
        my boss would (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 15:27:34
        
        Depends on what you're looking for (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:45:41
      - and how many cv's have you written to employee's? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:42:34
        
        ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:51:14
        
        ... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:51:19
        
        And that post goes for me too :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:52:11
        
        :D (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:53:53
        
        Roffle (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jan 10, 14:44:40
        
        A few (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:43:13
        
        why would you send a cv to an employee? surely you want the employer, but then i guess... (General Chat) - wgf500, Jan 10, 14:45:47
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:46:43
        
        Not really,it would bore the shit out of me....see the difference is....... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:44:46
        
        Hmmm (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:46:30
        
        and i don't? LOL,you don't understand music and art son. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:53:45
        
        WTF? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:54:44
        
        Such as "how to copy someone else's iconic picture of Che Guevara" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:56:34
        
        So why are you ignorant about music which is also an art form? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:56:08
        
        Because that is not the sort of music I listen to perhaps? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:58:31
        
        So what sort of music do you listen to you ignorant shit? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:59:13
        
        So much anger for one so young... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 15:00:26
        
        I refer you once again to: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 15:02:07
        
        This thread has brightened up a very boring day at work (General Chat) - scruffy, Jan 10, 15:26:26
        
        Any examples of your work, Mozart ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:57:58
  - They are you tit. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:35:00
    - But how they teach you is not how you should do it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:36:50
    - That's how you got your job at Wilkinson's wasn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:35:59
      - It's a job,i'm there at the moment....i pay my rent and taxes.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:38:50
        
        Well, that you obviously don't enjoy your life, or you wouldn't be quite so bitter (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:39:25
        
        I do,just snobs like IED and Brom deserve abuse for their awful attitude. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:40:12
        
        Wtf did you call me a monkey?! (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:41:12
        
        no, he didn't call you a monkey (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 10, 14:51:34
        
        Well you were once, to be fair (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:42:46
        
        Aye (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:43:42
    - If so (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 14:35:55
Who on here went to the Earlham then, other than me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:01:14
- Me, I went to Earlham, and it didn't take me long... (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jan 10, 14:27:56
  - When were you there? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:29:49
    - '88-'94...as they suppressed my education so badly I could only attend (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jan 10, 14:33:34
      - You were the year above me then. I left after GCSEs and went to the Hooet 6th form. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:40:09
- loads (General Chat) - south, Jan 10, 14:26:43
  - And they are all on here ?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:28:33
- My parents insisted I went to their open evening (General Chat) - King, Jan 10, 14:04:45
- I went to a comprehensive...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:04:17
  - I look down on people who can't spell 'snobbery'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 10, 14:11:05
  - Oh, like the rest of us then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:08:33
    - So why do you slag them off so easily? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:09:36
      - ????? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:19:45
- I'm guessing PK and Selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:04:16
- Jon Tickle I believe (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:03:53
  - Yes, and his brother, but as far as I know he's not on here, so I don't care. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:06:48
    - Did he ever tickle you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:07:26
      - Who? Jon, his brother, or Dr. Tickle? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:08:32
        
        Disappointing (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:14:29
Some optimistic journalism (NCFC) - King, Jan 10, 14:01:00
- no mention of Ollie Lamb? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jan 10, 14:05:30
  - Strangely no (NCFC) - King, Jan 10, 14:06:48
- Two days in succession. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:02:26
Right, I'm off to sack three out of these four people. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 10, 13:53:02
- baldy, so you've got someone to take the piss out of (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 14:03:28
- The fit bird, so she can do blowies on you? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 13:54:36
- Got to be the Posh totty really (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:54:25
- The scouser, so you can score off him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:53:50
have we found out if dave striker is on loan yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jan 10, 13:50:33
- Think that story is a bit Ollie Lamb to be honest (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:51:45
- On loan where? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:51:39
  - over there by the beefburgers (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 13:55:18
  - To us, is the roomer (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:54:45
    - Oh. That would be rather queer. From where does this roomer come? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:56:15
      - I think it smells of poo (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 14:04:48
      - the pinkun (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jan 10, 13:57:31
        
        The actual pinkun, or the pinkun's message board? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:58:51
        
        here: (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jan 10, 14:00:47
        
        Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 14:05:45
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 13:59:52
  - ^^^ (I think that probably counts as a "no") (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:52:00
Does it annoy you when fans of other teams call their rivals 'the scum'? (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 10, 13:49:03
- No,bigger things to worry about in the real world. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 13:50:27
  - ... (Other Football) - King, Jan 10, 13:56:30
  - Like why you couldn't score in a brothel? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 10, 13:51:26
    - Maybe they don't allow footballs (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 10, 13:54:13
      - Good point, never thought of (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 10, 13:55:19
    - WTF? Seriously you are the most smug person i have ever met. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 13:52:26
      - Cheers (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 10, 13:53:10
        
        You aion't got a clue what modesty is. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 13:54:16
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:54:07
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 10, 13:50:54
Who was telling me Earlham was a good school ?!!! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:34:28
- Fuck these school league tables.....support these schools to make them better..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 13:50:02
  - Poor deluded fool, the chavs just hold the good s kids back - lowest common denominator! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 10, 14:26:33
  - ^^^ great example of the failing education system (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 14:01:19
  - Why ? So they can become student scum like IED ? Why not just remove all (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:55:35
    - LMAO.Run along fella-you ain't got a fucking clue. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 13:56:48
  - Keep the chavs in the shit school and let the rest get the education they deserve (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 13:50:57
    - Haha-yer because that's good for society isn't it.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 13:53:48
      - Socialist claptrap - even the Bolsheviks tried that and it didn't work! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 10, 14:28:22
      - Notice no reply as the toff can't get his head around a full on political debate.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 13:57:47
        
        You're going to be dangerous - when and if you ever grow up!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 10, 14:29:41
        
        Sorry, was writing some code... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:00:12
        
        LMAO-and by chavs you mean anyone that isn't a spoilt cunt like you.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:03:16
        
        No, I mean the little c**ts who hang on street corners... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 10, 14:06:58
        
        Haha-shows how little you know about me,infact you don't know anything about me...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 14:09:11
- I might be wrong, but I think that 4th-worst in the country (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:41:41
- Mr Hat? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 13:37:03
- lol, Earlham School is dreadful! (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 10, 13:36:58
  - Larkman lane rules! (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Jan 10, 13:39:56
Football Manager 2008 (General Chat) - eadie2001, Jan 10, 13:16:45
- Brellier is criminally overrated in it (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 10, 13:45:51
  - Oh, and keep Jimmy Smith (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 10, 13:47:56
  - I couldn't hold on to Brellier for more than a year (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:47:33
    - He's easily my highest paid player (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 10, 13:48:39
      - Do you change your home & away tactics ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:51:06
        
        Yeah (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 10, 15:02:44
- Could post the insanely good youth players (General Chat) - Fozzie, Jan 10, 13:23:53
  - I got hammered for 2 seasons solid after signing players including (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:29:25
- Are Total Network Solutions in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 13:17:33
  - "The New Saints" since 2006 apparently ! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:20:12
    - Get away. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:20:56
Taylor and Iliev (NCFC) - Jim, Jan 10, 13:03:20
- The thing with Taylor is that (NCFC) - megson, Jan 10, 14:01:02
- Champions' League Club. Hmmm. So are Total Network Solutions (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:09:19
  - The New Saints, you mean. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 13:18:38
    - Point still stands ! Apologies for not being up to date with Welsh football FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:22:50
  - friend works for them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Jan 10, 13:13:53
  - Who? (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 13:13:15
  - Where they'll be dancing in the streets no doubt (n/m) (NCFC) - theguru, Jan 10, 13:10:39
- the word from the insider that i know (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 13:07:43
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 13:10:00
piscatorial XII (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:30:31
- Herring Berg (n/m) (NCFC) - Metabolic, Jan 10, 13:11:30
- Prawn Carey. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 10, 13:09:38
- Cod Wallace (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 10, 13:03:19
- Jody Cr-haddock (n/m) (NCFC) - Metabolic, Jan 10, 13:00:24
- John "Bloater" Hartson - Captain and dietition. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 10, 12:53:59
- I propose a "one XI per day" rule. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:47:09
  - That's why he is doing an XII (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 10, 12:58:40
    - Good spot, Yellalee (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 13:10:40
  - and a one per week malky "I spy with my little eye" too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 12:54:03
  - Get lost, fascist (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:52:25
    - He only proposed it :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 10, 12:53:22
      - Fuck him. Give us a fish ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:55:25
        
        Andy "Pike" Johnson (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 10, 13:04:45
  - aye (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 12:49:01
  - aye (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:48:51
    - Write yay if you enjoy donuts. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:59:31
      - yay (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 13:12:56
      - yay (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 13:11:03
- Justin Fishanu (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:43:44
- Steve Guppy (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:42:34
- Jari Litmanen (he's a Finn) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:41:28
- John Scales (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:41:07
- Glenn Coddle (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:40:55
- Andre PIKEY (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 12:40:46
  - wathists (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 12:43:42
- Glenn ROEder (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:37:54
- Johnny Come Halibut (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 10, 12:35:22
- Mark Fish (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:33:47
- you wot? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 12:31:22
Going to Glastonbury this year - Enjoy!! (General Chat) - roland rat, Jan 10, 12:04:25
- why did he feel it necessary to state the colour of the artists? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jan 10, 12:35:57
  - to narrow it down (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:46:48
    - or a round about way to attract a more "diverse" crowd. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jan 10, 12:49:52
- would be fantastic if it was Prince (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 10, 12:14:02
  - Prince...the rest don't fit the bill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jan 10, 12:23:10
    - Prince is fucking fantastic. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:28:33
  - It'll be Kanye arsing West (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:16:40
    - Actually I quite like some of his stuff (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 10, 12:24:26
    - I like Kanye West (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:18:21
      - Me too. Thought he was excellent live too (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jan 10, 12:31:55
        
        Yeah, it was a live performance on some TV programme that made me get some of his stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:33:03
        
        quite funny on Friday Night Project too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 12:37:26
        
        Can't stand the Friday Night Project (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:39:22
        
        true, there was a feature a show in Sunderland, and they asked Kanye if he'd ever been to (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 12:42:29
      - Rubbish modern music. No tune. Crap lyrics. Rant rant. (spins up Led Zep CD) (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 10, 12:25:29
        
        I bet you love this: (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 10, 12:28:57
        
        He must die (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:30:52
        
        I usually hate that sort of thing, but there's something I really like about it (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 10, 12:34:46
        
        There's some kind of James Brown vibe about him that I like live (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 12:38:08
        
        who, Soulja Boy? (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 10, 12:44:19
        
        sorry, that was meant about KW (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 13:02:41
        
        I knew (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 10, 13:03:57
        
        I am with you, Snakey (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:27:07
        
        Get in ! Me and Clogs - great minds - etc etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 10, 12:27:53
      - really? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:24:21
        
        I hear you are more a sonar man ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 10, 12:28:45
      - Kanye played V last summer and was rubbish IMO (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 10, 12:23:13
      - Why don't you marry him then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:19:11
        
        a) I've never met him, b) I'm already married, c) I like girls (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:22:56
        
        Bloody racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:23:54
- maybe he is resurrecting Jimi... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:07:48
Ornithological XI anyone? (General Chat) - King, Jan 10, 12:02:30
- Rodney Marsh Harrier (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:37:12
- The FA Cup sponsored by Pigeon (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:34:22
- Gary Doherty's Fruit-Dove (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:32:57
- Robinho (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:31:32
- Stan Pollymore (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:29:36
- Steven Flutter (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 10, 12:26:25
- Ganneto Giallanza (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:26:17
- Tony Crane (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:26:09
- Jason Shag-ell (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:25:46
- Michael Goosens (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:25:39
- Heron Atkinson (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:24:54
- Faustino Osprey-a (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:24:25
  - Mark La-WREN-son (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:25:49
- John Barn-eggs (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:24:03
- Gavin Peacock (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:23:47
- I'm assuming this team will play with wingers... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:23:10
- Susan Dodo (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:22:55
- Marlon Kingfisher (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:21:43
  - Lark Ricken (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:24:22
- Terry Dactil (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:21:02
- John OtSemipalmated Goose (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:20:44
  - scrapage (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:21:19
- Robbie Fowler (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:20:41
- Egg-win Van Der Sarr (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:20:24
  - Sylvan Eggwinski (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:20:34
    - Noe Parrot-oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:21:26
- Puffinidi George (scum) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:20:19
- cardinal wolsey (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:19:54
- Jay McFeatherly (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:19:23
- Goose Poyet (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:19:16
  - arf! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:21:00
- Robin Day (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:18:47
  - I'm with AB (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:19:55
- Maurice Albat-Ross (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:18:35
- Rigobert Song(bird) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 12:18:28
- Darren Peacock (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:17:27
- Bird Man of Alkatraz (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:16:25
  - I'm not 100% convinced you've got the hang of this yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:18:51
- David Marsh-Wren-all (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:15:51
- Chris House Martin (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jan 10, 12:15:16
- Ian Thrush (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:15:13
- Kevin Muscat (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:15:04
- The Cruyff Tern (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:14:26
- Swift Taxis (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:14:20
- Shaun Teale (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:14:08
- Ian CRook (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:13:51
- Chicken Little (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:13:04
- Adrian Coote (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:12:42
- Goose Hiddinck (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:12:18
  - Darren Moorehen (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:13:46
- Chickenny Dalgleish (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:11:58
- Gulls (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:11:15
- Denise Wicks (black bird) (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:10:47
- Bantams (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:10:45
  - Throstles (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:15:24
- Canaries (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:10:22
  - Tut! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:11:56
- Bluebirds (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:10:05
- Steven Seagull (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:09:58
- Cockerels (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:09:27
  - Missing the obvious one int you? (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jan 10, 12:10:38
    - the gulls? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:12:15
      - no of course not you dozy twit (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:13:11
- Hudson Hawk (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:09:18
- Magpies (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:09:09
- Nester Rantzen (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:08:16
- The Swans (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:08:05
  - The Robins (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:08:17
    - THE CANARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 12:10:42
- Robert Green-tit (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:06:38
- The Owls (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:06:01
- Russell Crow (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:05:39
- Mark Robins (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:05:30
- Danny Crow (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:05:06
- danny crow (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Jan 10, 12:05:04
- jack sparrow (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 12:04:11
Any ideas on a striker to sign cost about £1 million? (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 10, 11:47:44
- Dave Striker (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:08:19
- Segar Bastard (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 11:59:40
- Danny Haynes ? :- (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:57:35
  - Wash yer mouth out. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 11:58:53
    - manually (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 11:59:23
      - Actually, the one of theirs we could do with is Alan Lee (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:00:30
        
        I think you should log off, go and have a think about what you've done (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:03:20
        
        posted on here when they signed him about how much of a bargain he was (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 12:15:09
        
        yeah - pull your pants up and tell your mum what's been done to you (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 12:04:28
- XXL16 ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 10, 11:54:22
- another gash rumour is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Jan 10, 11:53:27
  - no rumours (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 10, 12:04:57
- Bobby Zamora ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:52:48
  - Oh.... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:56:54
- Harewood (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 11:50:33
- Iwan ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 11:49:42
- Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 11:49:11
- Uncle (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jan 10, 11:48:42
- We could just put Cureton on the rack (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:48:14
  - or, instead of lumping high balls over the top to him that he is never going to win, get (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 11:50:14
    - that'd mean buying 2 new wingers what can cross more than 1 attempt in 8,000 then (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 11:55:19
    - now you're being silly (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:52:24
Ipod help required, I got an Ipod for Christmas (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 10, 10:43:08
- You don't get peas from an iPod, you twat - you get eyes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 10:45:40
  - fuggi stupet (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 10, 11:03:04
  - yeah, but they're black-eyed peas (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 10:53:38
    - WAYTHIST! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 11:42:25
    - black eyes peas (c) Roy Waller 2008 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:31:04
      - the ref's blown his watch (c) Roy Waller 2006 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 11:33:40
        
        and the defender is Adam Brewery (c) Roy Waller 2006 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 11:34:15
        
        Darren Ward on the right wing (for an entire half) (c) Roy Waller 2005/6 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:36:01
        
        I bet he didn't copywrite all them things. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 11:37:07
        
        He should have cos he could have sued Malky and me (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:38:02
I met Dion last night (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 10, 10:32:00
- Saw him in the Belgian Monk on Tuesday... (NCFC) - Dog, Jan 10, 10:45:51
  - he was with murray last night (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 10, 10:47:26
    - I don't think they were exactly caning it on Tuesday... (NCFC) - Dog, Jan 10, 10:52:42
      - last time i visited norwich i had a few pints there. It's really expenisve... (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Jan 10, 11:04:30
        
        Ah, so it is a genuine Belgian pub then (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:38:21
        
        Not the prettiest... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jan 10, 11:37:39
        
        ... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:38:51
- Is it true what the say about him then (n/m) (NCFC) - CarrowRoeder, Jan 10, 10:45:20
  - Yes, he is black. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jan 10, 10:51:52
    - got a big cock and he's BLACK, fuck me (n/m) (NCFC) - CarrowRoeder, Jan 10, 11:00:03
      - Whatever floats your boat, love. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 11:02:20
        
        would a rowing boat be able to float in a swimming pool filled with semen? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 11:07:33
        
        If its weight is less that that of the volume of semen it displaces, then yes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 11:09:48
        
        ok, ta muchly (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 11:22:03
        
        when a fly does a land on a aircraft carrier, the aircraft carrier sinks down in the water (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 11:30:15
        
        surface tension? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 10, 11:39:34
        
        The surface tension of an aircraft carrier is remarkably strong. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 11:41:33
        
        i read once that someone landed a plane on one (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 11:44:07
        
        and do planes on it (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 11:43:38
        
        that's twice i've read that now (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 11:45:57
        
        And helicopters, and roflcopters (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:48:40
        
        And Bruce Willis (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:49:00
        
        and a goose (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 11:54:24
        
        but then he can even land on an asteroid (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:54:12
        
        my missus cries at the ending of that film (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 11:56:56
        
        I cry at the start. It is the worst fillum I've ever seen. Lewd uf ole ballix (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:58:25
        
        It's not THAT bad... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 10, 11:59:16
        
        Jodie Foster. Yes or No? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 12:04:11
        
        with or without her girlfriend? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:09:18
        
        Dances with the Gold Scum would be another (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 12:02:29
        
        that was a one-way ticket (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 10, 11:54:55
        
        so if a seaman on said aircraft carrier did a little jump up and down thing (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 11:33:11
- Did she sing? (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 10, 10:42:01
- Fuckapoi. Did his head fall off? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 10, 10:38:35
  - dont think so (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 10, 10:46:01
If we sign Stellios Giananottheeasyjetoneopolis (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 10:22:53
- Too old, too expensive (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 10, 10:47:58
- are we after him then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 10:38:46
  - No don't think so, just saying. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 10:42:06
    - would be a good buy, but wages would be a problem I expect (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 10:43:51
- Up the Greek ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 10:31:23
- Giananottheeasyjetoneopolis? Waythist!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 10:30:04
  - Shut yer face. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 10:31:26
- Would be great!! Super little player! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 10, 10:24:32
There was a Best Fans fanzine editor on telly this morning saying (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 09:22:06
- because it's a local club for local people... (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 09:41:11
- And why am I even bothered? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 09:22:25
  - Because their brand of horseshit is so high profile and so persistant... (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 10, 10:07:29
    - Haitch Oh Arr Ess Eee Ess Aitch Eye Tea (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 10:13:54
While i'm not a rascist i have to say... (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 9, 16:35:05
- Its all about honour out there. They really are a bunch uneducated fools (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 17:46:49
  - *of* seems I'm just as bad! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 17:53:58
  - Actually most of the burning bridage (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:49:16
    - really? Well if it happened here they would be thrown in jail, trouble is its...... (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 17:52:50
      - tell me about it, here is an example.... (General Chat) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:59:02
        
        They just don't integrate do they! :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 18:02:12
- cant understand why the indians getting so upset. they were not racially abused were they? (General Chat) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:42:43
- Numpty (n/m) (General Chat) - nixon, Jan 9, 17:36:31
- One day, maybe somemore people will realise that what you read in the papers and see on TV (General Chat) - scruffy, Jan 9, 17:34:24
- I thought that was the French! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 16:55:51
- I don't really like Belgiums (n/m) (General Chat) - Edward Monkton, Jan 9, 16:53:21
- Ingenius rephrasing of 'I'm not a racist, but...' (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jan 9, 16:51:24
- I am a little like that, my kids recently got Match attax cards, they got some (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 9, 16:42:28
- call me dippy but (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 9, 16:40:35
  - Written by a woman though, can't take that seriously. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:43:12
    - i couldn't work out if it was a lady or not (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 9, 16:48:11
      - i thought it could be a transgender person... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:53:24
  - hello dippy. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 9, 16:42:46
  - And if anyone has ever wondered (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:42:15
    - Adam Ant's recessive genes + Frank Spencer's recessive genes = Russell Brand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 9, 16:59:35
      - See Tombs you bitter old cynic (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 18:16:55
  - Yeah........ (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:41:28
  - ^^^^^^^^ wrong place, suposed to be new thread (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 9, 16:41:19
- I think that disliking an entire culture would make you a racist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:38:17
  - I dont dislike all indians... (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 9, 16:45:36
    - Quote......... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:49:37
      - Either way. i dont really care tbh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 9, 16:51:11
        
        well you should do, it's part of having something called 'social skills' (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 9, 16:55:21
        
        ^^^ He's right you know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 17:15:46
        
        *and not... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 9, 16:55:39
    - Just badly worded Alan, like using the term "Indian culture" (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:48:08
      - Some? Like the BNP for example. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:53:00
        
        I don't know, I have no idea about the BNP and what they get up to (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:54:12
        
        Dave in France might though (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:51:08
      - Very badly worded. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:51:11
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 9, 16:52:58
        
        Not sure what's amusing. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:54:40
        
        It's okay, it's all my fault now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:05:14
- I suppose it beats blowing tube trains up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:37:48
  - this is a joke btw, in case it gets lost on some people (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:39:46
    - Pathetic little man (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 16:45:05
      - Anyway, what was pakistani's on a tube? I wasn't actually referencing anything at all (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:00:38
        
        snakes on a plane I think the film was called (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 9, 17:19:41
        
        dont get me involved ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:21:14
      - on cue (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:46:06
        
        surely it'd be easier for him to just use the same password for them all? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:36:50
        
        oh yeah, so that means you've got loads of names now doesn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:51:23
        
        yes i have 3 names on here (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:54:59
        
        that one above ^^^ this on here >>> (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasaMcBat, Jan 9, 17:56:01
        
        And this one (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:57:05
        
        but not this one ^^^ (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:59:01
        
        and this one here >>> (n/m) (General Chat) - blindovabatski, Jan 9, 17:56:45
        
        Password spreadsheet - (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:51:35
        
        what's the problem with using a spreadhseet to note down all the hundreds of different (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:39:26
        
        You sound like a fun guy. (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 17:44:53
        
        yes i am a bit aren't i? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:49:00
        
        Good spot (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 16:55:01
        
        Ohhh look significant find!!! Are you the copper on south park? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:56:18
        
        That means, are you really fucking stupid. I best say before you get upset that I think (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:16:17
        
        I note you are talking to yourself again... (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 17:43:17
        
        So - why did you set up a Himsworth profile on that footy site the other day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 9, 17:47:13
        
        It was already set up. (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 17:54:52
        
        That's ridiculous (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 9, 18:00:18
        
        lol (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:58:16
        
        methinks he doth protest too much... (n/m) (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:22:19
        
        good track by Alanis BTW (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:23:42
        
        ironic? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:28:40
        
        It *is* bullying, and no one should be proud of that mate. (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:31:48
        
        get in, only one more and the whole set are here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:23:17
        
        to be fair, you do bring it on yourselg though! (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:24:55
        
        I haven't said anything racist though (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:30:48
        
        you HAVE been racist... (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:32:29
        
        DDG - give it a fucking rest FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:38:31
        
        why should i? (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:41:27
        
        You can post what you lik but you are boring the living shit out of me! (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:48:24
        
        I'm not here to entertain you old pal (n/m) (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:48:56
        
        right (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:56:03
        
        bollocks (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:37:34
        
        ha ha (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:39:34
        
        I can face that no problem (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 18:38:51
        
        is it? Yeah I often aire the same views on here under 5 names on rotation (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:53:33
        
        Honestly (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:55:39
        
        It would help if you could see a joke when it smacked you in the face though (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:58:30
        
        The issue here (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:00:22
        
        clearly not (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:02:00
        
        I'm amazed that you think someone would go to all that effort. (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:03:24
        
        no insight at all, just your imagination (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:04:04
    - The return of Himmlersworth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:41:54
      - haha, and the return of only pull it up if I say it and make a big issue (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:43:53
- well it aint all of them is it. just a few highly strung types. all cultures have them (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 16:37:06
- That's anywhere in the sub continent I think you'll find (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:36:48
Would it surprise anyone if Iran was telling the truth ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 15:07:59
- You mean like when the iran pres said.................. (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 9, 17:17:36
  - When you're up on your high horse, you aren't allowed to use words like "homo". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 17:29:42
    - Irony............. (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 9, 18:50:49
      - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 19:01:43
    - huh? homo is short for homosexual.........thats the word he used! (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 9, 18:48:33
- The Holocaust denyer? (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 9, 15:20:55
  - with a text message campaign (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:00:32
- I just assume that no one tells the truth - (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 15:14:39
  - Liar (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 15:20:26
    - Maybe, (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 15:31:38
- not particularly, but (General Chat) - jAC, Jan 9, 15:13:42
  - Or the Russians put nuclear weapons on Koober (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 15:20:01
    - Now THAT were well scary. I was still at school and I (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 15:34:37
fao: SiH (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 9, 14:30:27
- by the way, that is exactly the kind of web page I always click away (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 14:44:51
  - this is the best site on the net: (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 9, 14:46:50
    - what's not to like? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 15:04:48
    - Don't need cos wiki is the best site on the net (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 14:57:08
    - Crimony. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 14:48:47
- Ta (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 14:42:15
Why,why why?....... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:01:55
- ... (NCFC) - King, Jan 9, 14:40:31
  - Go on, do that Mini advert off of the telly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 14:47:59
- "he could of been another Greeno" (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 9, 14:29:18
  - you mean its not? oh dear. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jan 9, 14:43:42
    - sorry megson, i've given up trying to correct you now... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 15:00:30
      - Perhaps megson needs a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more (NCFC) - pants, Jan 9, 16:10:15
        
        The shining? (NCFC) - megson, Jan 9, 16:31:48
        
        I'd advise always assuming you've got it wrong, then going back and changing it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 16:36:21
        
        que? (NCFC) - megson, Jan 9, 16:41:28
        
        Yeah, probably my favourite scene (NCFC) - pants, Jan 9, 16:34:29
- ^^^ Trollinho (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 14:22:27
  - Sigh. probably. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jan 9, 14:23:02
- or another (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 9, 14:14:09
- Yeah, but he could also be another Ryan Jarvis... (n/m) (NCFC) - theguru, Jan 9, 14:12:39
- eh? (NCFC) - eadie2001, Jan 9, 14:09:13
- I remember years going by when we used to look back and think (NCFC) - pants, Jan 9, 14:07:51
- Would you rather: (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 9, 14:06:16
  - I guess so,but still sad to not even see him make 1 first team start.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:08:21
    - HES A FUCKING KEEPER!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - megson, Jan 9, 14:13:21
      - Spot on. (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 9, 14:22:57
    - Right now we need ability not potential (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 9, 14:12:18
  - He'd rather sell him and divide the cash amongst the poor and uneducated (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 14:07:54
- Apparently Lewis was going to vote Tory at the upcoming election (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 14:05:47
  - So what? So does IED but he doesn't have a clue why! (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:07:26
    - The reason doesn't really matter, vote still counts (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 9, 14:08:13
      - Yes,but the lad only backs them.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:09:13
        
        what is wrong with a snobby snobby outlook on life (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 14:12:12
        
        Maybe he hasn't a clue? The lad hasn't seen how the other half live. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:12:46
        
        what the scroungy scroungy types breeding in the suburbs?? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 14:13:50
        
        haha..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:17:10
        
        Yep, however once the 2.4 children come along (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 14:21:35
        
        Is he? He has never done a day's proper work and is rich off the back of his mum and dad.. (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:26:18
        
        He has no policies either. (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 14:39:27
        
        No, they don't exist... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 9, 14:20:27
        
        Yer,of course,because you are one of the most smug people ever. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:23:12
        
        PK, you live in a dream world (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 9, 14:44:03
        
        So what's your solution to closing the gap between the rich and poor in Britain? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:49:59
        
        Communism (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 14:56:49
        
        Sterilise all male children at birth and make them apply for a licence to have children (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 9, 14:53:31
        
        Here... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 9, 14:52:51
        
        Obama for President! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 14:23:46
        
        too right! (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 9, 14:25:12
- Delilah? (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 9, 14:03:22
Apols if WW2 - Binners after Taylor? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:19:12
- I'd imagine Brady's phone call went thus: (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:28:40
  - "recently saved your neighbours from relegation". It ain't over till XXL's mum sings (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 13:32:36
    - Err, she's selling - needs to big him up! Incidentally - (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:37:06
- all groundless speculation (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:27:17
  - ^^^ Is there actually any point in you? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:28:33
    - Yeh (NCFC) - XXL16s_babyface, Jan 9, 13:34:08
      - and the other way.... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:43:39
        
        illogical captain (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 13:46:44
    - they are looking for a center half (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:30:37
    - Good question (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 9, 13:29:30
WTF is a "TV therapist"? (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 12:56:35
- "are we all to blame ?". WTF ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 13:08:16
  - Indeed vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:12:53
- Dr Phil? (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 13:00:29
- lol - if you want the fame and fortune of Britney (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:00:02
  - This is a bit over the tot too - (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:06:21
- A therapist that appears on TV. Like out of Jamie Olivers - a TV chef. HFW blubbing last (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:58:49
  - HFW???? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:07:06
  - I didn't think it looked staged, like a cynic might think, but it did make me think (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:05:49
    - I didn't think it was staged but I did think "Grow a pair, you big girl. Get wringing." (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:07:39
      - I think that's what I said. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:14:50
        
        It is. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:15:55
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:18:27
      - I was just trying to look up her skirt (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 13:10:30
        
        Whose? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:12:29
        
        Whitney Spearses (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 13:16:26
        
        She wasn't on it, it was just HFW and some chickens. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:19:29
        
        Is he that road kill tool? Dint watch it meself, sounded right boring (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:21:52
        
        "Road kill tool"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:26:05
        
        There was apparently some cookery git what did stuff on how to cook (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:30:54
        
        Oh, might be. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:37:18
        
        Do you need to? (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:18:37
        
        There is. NSFW if it is unsuitable for you to look at Marys at work. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:22:24
- A therapist who appears on TV programmes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 9, 12:58:14
  - Well yeah, but therapying what? How do you therapy (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:04:04
    - They offer therapy to a guest on their TV show... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 9, 13:10:11
      - Cant see that working - surely you need private, one to one (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:14:05
        
        I loves Therapy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:17:21
        
        Indeed, the poddles pink pieces (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:19:07
        
        Not if you are looking for TV ratings you don't (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 9, 13:15:10
        
        Int that a bit, like, sad? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:16:57
        
        Yeah, but caters for the chav TV market that lap that sort of thing up (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 9, 13:24:49
    - porn? (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:04:29
Caption comp.. (Other Football) - Half Pint, Jan 9, 12:44:39
- "Transfer Window Latest" (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 9, 12:50:39
- Robbie Savage on a souped up Van der Graaf generator (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 12:50:12
- Robbie Savage. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:46:24
  - Genius (n/m) (Other Football) - Half Pint, Jan 9, 12:47:13
- "oh no, Ian Marshall in drag!" (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 9, 12:45:58
Colleague just asked me a question NCFC related who knows the answer... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 9, 12:43:11
- Was it Trevor Benjamin? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 12:55:12
  - Memories of the Port Vale Two (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jan 9, 13:05:20
    - Port Vale? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:15:15
    - We were offered both for 1.5m but didn't want to pay the extra 500k (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 13:11:15
    - Wimbledon (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:08:44
  - You're thinking of Scott Howie. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:57:28
    - Yep, sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 13:01:23
- Darren Beckford (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 9, 12:51:09
- Darren Beckford (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:46:48
- darren beckford (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jan 9, 12:44:10
- Darren Beckford (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 12:44:05
  - winner, cheers! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 9, 12:44:33
morning ladies (Other Football) - jayson blair, Jan 9, 12:06:02
- one of the more intersting points of that article (Other Football) - megson, Jan 9, 12:22:32
  - Archant and the usual idiots (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 12:59:28
    - nup, too sensible. (Other Football) - megson, Jan 9, 13:02:31
  - Coventry also found an invester (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 12:44:20
    - so that's 4 then. (Other Football) - megson, Jan 9, 12:51:40
      - Leicester? (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 12:53:53
        
        5 (Other Football) - megson, Jan 9, 12:59:59
        
        Luton have nothing to offer (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:05:12
        
        True, I'd consider offering a fiver, maybe. (Other Football) - megson, Jan 9, 13:11:35
        
        ANyway, hopefully the turners will stump up some lolly (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:06:41
        
        hopefully so, got to wonder if hte credit crunch has hit though (Other Football) - megson, Jan 9, 13:10:53
        
        Who will end up paying who? (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 13:16:20
        
        if they get promoted, i'm sure Evans will be cashing in some of that 32 million debt (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:26:24
        
        lol yeah, that bit was kept rather quiet. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jan 9, 13:21:01
        
        Whereas Ipswich (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 13:06:09
        
        yep, a chance of Prem football next season given investement (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:07:27
        
        Real back of a fag packet calculation (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 13:20:20
        
        It pains me to say it but (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:25:17
        
        Personally (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 13:31:02
        
        11 wins 2 draws 0 defeats at home (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:35:55
        
        Currently on course for 69 points (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 13:42:46
        
        it's a tight league this year - by that calculation noone will grab 6th spot (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 13:47:55
        
        So long as no-one just below them has hit a rich vein of form (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 13:54:10
  - Remember all those scummers and (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 12:32:15
- Morley (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 12:19:25
- bush-clinton 24 years... Doesnt seem like how a democracy should be (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 12:17:17
  - Can't blame it on Sheepy though (n/m) (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 9, 12:32:58
    - Could give it a good try. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 12:36:04
  - Apparantly Hillary's campaign made 1.4 million phone calls (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 12:30:55
    - easily explained (Other Football) - jayson blair, Jan 9, 12:32:35
Although I admire Roeder as a manager, I have a strong feeling, he would never admit to... (NCFC) - songwriter81, Jan 9, 11:46:10
- To get some balance here, when has any man admitted to being wrong? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 9, 12:35:46
- Which is a sign of a quality manager (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 9, 11:57:08
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 9, 12:29:26
  - When was the last time Worthington admitted one of his many mistakes? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 12:02:27
    - Nice formula (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 9, 12:08:42
  - Palmer - ROFL. Fry - ROFL (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 9, 11:58:56
    - Im glad someone appreciated that!! lol (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 9, 11:59:58
- what bollocks. There are not many as honest and dignified as him and i find it hard (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 9, 11:51:22
  - Well, we'll see. dont particularlly like the way James Hollman and Joe Lewis was handled (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Jan 9, 11:53:02
    - Can you please tell us how it was handled? We're all in the dark, club hasn't said anythi (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 12:03:31
      - Exactly! Joe Lewis is TOLD to leave. James Hollman is sacked for what reason? (NCFC) - songwriter81, Jan 9, 12:36:48
        
        I still feel a bit in the dark to be honest. What exactly was Lewis told? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 12:37:58
    - yeah but what do we really no. answer - not that much (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 9, 11:53:51
    - Even though you don't know HOW it was handled and if it was related, and (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 11:53:48
      - Wow... Look at everyone getting so riled. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Jan 9, 11:59:29
      - strange that Hollman's departure was done so privatly (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 9, 11:56:52
      - egg-zactly (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 9, 11:54:42
        
        poultry attempt at punnage (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 11:55:33
        
        stop ruffling my feathers (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 9, 11:58:15
- Are you referring to anything in particular? (n/m) (NCFC) - BB_King, Jan 9, 11:51:18
anyone see that chicken programme last night? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jan 9, 10:50:06
- I found it eggstremely interesting (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jan 9, 11:00:08
  - Is that some kind of yolk? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 11:08:03
    - calm down, hen (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 11:08:45
- I was to busy watching shameless, it's still great. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 9, 10:56:43
  - That wuz on before Shameless on the same side. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 11:00:33
    - oh, I might watch it then. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 9, 11:01:32
      - I wouldn't. It was fowl. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 11:09:30
- Yep, been watching that all week. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 10:55:07
- Sorry no. It wasn't high on my pecking order last night. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 10:52:59
  - Eggs-actly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 10:56:46
    - Quaility punning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 10:59:20
      - Stop clucking on about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 11:02:40
        
        No point getting in a flap (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 11:08:57
Who fancy's some part time journalism (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 9, 10:13:38
- Dew I get payed ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 10:34:13
- Do they care about proper use of the apostrophe? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 10:32:49
  - Or grammar, or spelling ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 10:33:34
    - One can only assume the answer is a firm "no" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 10:33:49
- ... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 10:15:29
  - but do you get a polo shirt ? (n/m) (NCFC) - south, Jan 9, 10:16:47
So glad that Clinton won last night. Top news alround. Ding Ding (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 10:08:28
- Yeah if women were in charge the world would be a better place.. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 10:18:52
  - duff argument (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 9, 10:30:35
    - tongue in cheek, mong-face (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 10:32:06
  - Chuck in Imbrullia and Knightley and I would agree with you. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 10:21:47
- Any particular reason? (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 9, 10:17:45
  - Just trying to wind up someone. No pref really as long as it is a Democrat. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 10:22:21
- Would you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 10:13:23
  - Possible (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 10:22:31
  - ...have sexual relations with that woman? (n/m) (Other Football) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 9, 10:14:42
    - ... (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 10:18:06
      - ... (Other Football) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 9, 10:26:50
"Canary News" overnight claims that Iliev "was voted the best defender in Bulgary in 2005" (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 10:02:16
- Bulgaria Deal Completed... (Other Football) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 9, 10:11:28
- Bulgari ? He'll be one to "watch" then (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 10:04:40
- well Bulgar me, i hope he turns out as good as he's being made to sound (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 10:03:49
  - He's got a wheat right foot... (n/m) (Other Football) - Basil Wrathbone, Jan 9, 10:11:22
  - He looks to have a better pedigree than Strihavka (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 10:05:26
    - Do you think so ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 10:06:46
      - I think so (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 10:16:46
According to this we are signing the captain of CSKA Moscow ! (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 09:25:27
- "vital football" "journalism" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 09:31:18
I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ah... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 8, 15:00:34
- Soul (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 15:02:38
- Dentist ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 15:02:16
- Ribbing? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 15:02:14
- Reginald? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 15:01:49
- Bisto (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 8, 15:01:41
  - Correct. Well done. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 8, 15:02:04
    - Thank you.. Now who have I won 30 seconds with ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 8, 15:17:58
      - pants sadly (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 15:25:59
        
        I heard he goes like a train (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 8, 15:37:34
        
        shame he cant get on one on a satdee (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 15:42:53
        
        Ivor the Engine. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 15:38:58
        
        more like Thomas surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 15:41:05
        
        Dunno, last saw either when I was about six. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 15:42:32
        
        mockney rhyming intut (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 15:50:10
        
        is ut - please explainage (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 15:52:30
        
        see, you gotta think mockney, not cockney (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 16:01:36
        
        Easy. Thomas the Tank Engine (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 15:54:15
        
        ummmmmmmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 15:57:34
        
        Hello, yes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 16:01:31
Fallen lychee (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:54:52
- Oh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:58:36
- No it is not! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:58:00
- Forlorn Longings (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 14:56:17
- Felch Lifter (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 8, 14:56:00
- is it? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:55:57
Anna Cornholecover or Delores Cole? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:39:48
- have you got a license for that hoof, darlin'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Jan 8, 14:52:43
- Delores: no legs (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:48:08
- Furry Labia (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 14:47:48
  - please (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 14:53:56
- Depends on the criteria. Delores would probably knit you a better scarf, but Anna would pr (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:45:51
  - Licking (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:47:49
    - Foreskin Lickers (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 14:48:51
- Fuggern Loony (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 14:43:04
- Ivanovic. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 8, 14:42:46
  - Are we having a glass of ale before I go to India you pernicious knave? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:44:41
    - Get a room! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 8, 14:46:12
      - That'll hatta be tonoight (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:46:40
        
        Half five? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 8, 14:48:21
        
        Deal (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:49:03
        
        C U (N) Then (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 8, 14:49:50
  - Ivanovic: munterage maximus (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:44:40
    - Have a word.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 8, 14:47:52
- Cole, with a fig (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 14:40:26
Why, when we have a word spelled "bigger", is the enn next to the bee on a keyboard? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:38:41
- People who annoy you: (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 8, 14:39:54
Figgy Lattice (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:36:35
- Frightened Lappin (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 14:38:52
Just applied to enter the Great North Run (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:11:37
- Where did you apply? (General Chat) - Muz, Jan 8, 14:28:23
  - THe general ballot isn't open until next week, but the Telegraph have (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:34:58
    - Thanks for the info (General Chat) - Muz, Jan 8, 15:07:51
  - Bristol obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 14:34:29
- Are you doing it in a 1930's metal deepwater diving suit? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:17:18
  - I jolly well hope not, that sound heavy, warm and uncomfy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:19:29
    - booo! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 14:23:02
  - conker did (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 14:18:41
- Mentalist who will have shot knees (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 8, 14:12:55
  - Metalist with shot knee as a result of training for run (General Chat) - conker, Jan 8, 14:17:10
    - *Mentalist (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 8, 14:18:55
  - I'm already half-way there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:13:40
    - cheater (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:16:45
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:13:13
Dear Kay Burleigh (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:01:07
- People do though. And they leave a stockinged leg with a big, clumpy shoe on it poking (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:02:24
  - Or near the cludgie. See... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:03:22
    - that will teach her to steal them semtex trollies from Asdas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:04:45
      - Thass one of them quid ones where you hatta pook it out agen with a bit of metal. Or maybe (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:08:16
        
        when I retire I'm going to be a trolley marshall at Asdas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:09:24
        
        I worked at Asdas when I was doing my A's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:14:55
        
        Can't wait to retire. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:16:23
        
        and dip digestives (plain) in my cup a soup (a hug in a mug) during breaks (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:11:03
        
        trolly wolly @ Asdall (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 8, 14:10:53
        
        the laugh is on you mate (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:11:44
        
        wot a job !!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 8, 14:19:40
        
        I'm not looking on it as a job, more of a vocation (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:21:10
        
        not very gud when it rains tho ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 8, 14:24:37
    - And this... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:04:32
      - Both of those people must have had wet legs below the knee (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:07:23
        
        Combination of body tissue, fat and bone makes the body act a bit like a candle. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 8, 14:27:04
        
        maybe they were wearing custard filled wellingtons that blew off in the explosion. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:08:24
        
        I reckon the flames done the mary (which was as dry as tundra and thus caused a bit of a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:10:02
        
        coo, I bettut honked. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:12:14
        
        Blass me, suffen niff duntet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:13:20
        
        smell like bunt clunge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:14:00
Don't you just love the rumour mill (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 8, 13:54:34
- That first poster is tantamount to illiterate!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 13:57:41
  - defo init. furkin thik barstad (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 8, 14:01:35
- No. It fucks me off how much time and energy people spend discussing this horseshit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:57:04
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with f l (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:38:33
- Fernando Lerveld? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:27:08
- Fule Log (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 14:25:05
- Frayed Leather? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:22:39
- Futile Letter (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:22:05
- Fine Lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:21:47
- Famous Lincoln (poss. Abraham) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:21:11
  - Historical (look it up) Presedentialist (if you can spell it) (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 14:40:19
- Fucked Latch (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:20:48
  - Good one. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:24:38
- Is it the Lighthouse Family backwards? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:16:19
  - If it is I'll be fuming (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:17:50
    - Don't be, it isn't (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:19:12
- Fatima Lightbread? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:14:55
- Fatwa'd Layabout (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 14:14:00
- Fridge Light (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 14:07:58
- Forty Leprauchauns? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:07:26
- ?پرکھا ۔ پتر ۔ جد ۔ باپ دادا ۔ دادا پردادا خیالوں سے خالی (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:50:14
  - getting warmer (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:51:23
    - Have we nearly done all the obvious ones now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:52:07
      - yes, apart from flat lino (no need now). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:54:14
        
        It is somethings Leg though isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:58:39
        
        That's a bit rubbish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:57:55
        
        It's not the answer toolbox. Not something's leg either. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:59:06
        
        Oh, I thought that was the answer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:06:27
        
        No, I like it though. It's a bit like fig listage without the naval terminaology. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:11:25
        
        somethings Limb? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:00:13
        
        nope on a rope (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:00:48
- Farting Librarian (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 13:49:24
- Fascist Leader? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:46:14
- Fallopian Luge (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:44:56
- Eclipse Design has always proved to be reliable and professional - (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:39:26
  - Fuckern Lardarse (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 13:44:19
- Farting Lefty (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 13:39:16
- Is it the Falai Lama, or possibly Ffion the Llama (with a silent "the") (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:38:30
  - No, it isn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:45:15
- Flambéd lickspittle (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Jan 8, 13:37:06
- Framingham Layby? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:37:05
- Frottage (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 8, 13:36:30
- Foliage Lenders? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:34:41
- flied lice (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 8, 13:32:18
- Fisted Lousianan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:31:45
  - morrisons cafe? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 8, 13:35:01
- caneston duo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 8, 13:27:20
- Farting Labourer (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 13:15:02
- fantasy league (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 13:13:43
- Free Laptop (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 13:13:26
- First Lager (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 13:13:01
- Fanny lips (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 13:12:23
- Farting Lumberjack (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 13:12:08
- Fuming Lugers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:09:07
- Foreskin Lockage? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:08:37
- I've got to go to the bank now, but I expect you'll still be going when I get back. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:08:31
- Four Ladies / Four Laddies (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:07:40
- Four Letters... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 13:05:18
- Any of these? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:01:40
  - how splendid (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:02:34
    - a lot of the rest are plainly ridiculous however. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:03:04
      - Clearly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:03:43
        
        weirdly he looks exactly like mbk (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:05:22
        
        Looks more like EoM to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 8, 13:32:43
        
        Imagine him doing a manic nipple rub at the away support when we score though (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:50:47
        
        Au lait, au lait au lait au lait..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:33:31
        
        My face isn't quite as pinchy as that but the hair is identical. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:09:27
        
        what time do we enter clewwage territory? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:10:02
        
        You know this. Unless there is an early appeal of course. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:10:54
        
        Better looking (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 8, 13:09:22
        
        shink yew watta fuck up dortya. sangriaface. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:10:20
        
        Did FP get shitfaced on sangria at the weekend? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:08:12
        
        What a tiny face for such a massive heid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:06:31
  - Nope - I did like 'foot-lambert' though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:02:31
- Ferrari Lozenges? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 13:01:39
- Freemasons' Looming (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 13:00:27
- Flaccid loach. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:00:22
  - Like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:01:06
    - Loaches are well fugly though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:02:13
      - Turns out they're not all fugly though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 13:05:44
- Female Ludo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:59:04
- Fanny Lodge? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:58:23
- Frog, Large (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:58:21
- Are you sure it isn't a Fudge Lever? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:57:34
  - Positive. I don't like the sound of that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:58:35
    - Really? I do quite like the sound of it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:59:56
- Flaming Lips... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 8, 12:56:48
  - Do you realise? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:57:22
    - No, no I don't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 8, 12:58:31
- Fetuccini Lambasters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:56:40
- Fried Lemon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jan 8, 12:56:03
- Frog Lifters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:55:56
  - Like it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:57:53
- Febrile Lancelots? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:55:13
- Febrile Lancelots (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:55:10
- animal, vegetable, mineral or suffolk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:54:18
  - That would be (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:55:51
    - Pendant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:56:58
      - Brooch (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 13:03:56
- Fair Liverpudlian. Oh, no, can't be that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:53:27
  - Fat Liverpudlian (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:54:12
    - That would be tudders then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 13:03:47
      - Fugee's Lounge? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:23:41
- Fig Listage? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:53:23
  - Like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:00:27
- Feminine Lumps ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:53:09
- Fucking Lovely (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 8, 12:53:02
- Funny Leper (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:52:28
- Frozen Lady (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 8, 12:52:11
- Fridge Lobe? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:52:04
- Fuck! Lion! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 8, 12:51:23
- frank lampard (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 8, 12:51:06
- Fast Lesbian? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:50:54
- Fulsome Lothario? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 8, 12:50:53
- Fermented Lamborghini? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:50:33
- Fleeing Long'un? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 8, 12:50:30
- frottid Lima? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:50:09
  - Frottid? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:51:10
    - yes, pay attention. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:52:46
- Fairy's Lantern (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:49:56
- Free Love (with every 4 gallons) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:48:22
- Farmer's Landrover (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:46:47
  - The farmer's wife is really handy (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:48:53
    - The duck floats on the pond a lot (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:49:35
- Fecund Laplander? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:46:15
- vvvvvvvv - a collective 'nope', but some good ones. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:45:59
  - clewwage? or are we getting warmer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:47:10
    - It is far too early for clewwage and no, not really. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:48:13
      - sorry for being cheeky (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:48:55
        
        yes, well... just get on with it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:49:55
- Fetid Loins? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 8, 12:45:45
- Frigid Lappin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:45:42
- furious librarian (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:45:31
  - or go in and ask for cod and chips twice (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:47:39
- Fiona's Leprosy (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 8, 12:45:01
- Finidi Leorge? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:44:28
- Florida Liquorice? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:44:11
- fly's leg? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:44:03
- Fussy lepar? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 8, 12:43:49
- fungal lesion (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:43:34
- Festival Latitude? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:43:21
- Foetid Log? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:43:04
- Foppish Liverpudlian? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:42:26
- Fiona's Labia (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:42:25
- fuggern loooooooooooooooooser (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:42:22
- Fijian Lumberjack? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:42:12
- Fudge Lever? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:41:54
- Floppy Loofah? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:41:31
- Is it a real eff or a pee-aitch-sounds-like-eff? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:41:25
  - a real eff (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:41:57
- Fondue Leak? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:41:01
- Fat Lisa (Tarbuck) ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:40:54
- Fernicularated Llama? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 12:40:47
- Flange (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 8, 12:40:33
- french letter (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:40:26
- flea's leg (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:40:13
I studied logic at University so I know that one of these statements is false (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:01:08
- Unfortunately they are both false... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:13:13
- you are correct (Other Football) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:11:54
- blub! (Other Football) - BlueFury, Jan 8, 12:04:58
  - JEALOUS!! (Other Football) - Disco Dale G, Jan 8, 12:07:31
  - Factual error (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:06:42
  - Yeah cos I really wish PD was back here, boo hoo hoo hoo (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 8, 12:05:28
    - He would probably score more (Other Football) - BlueFury, Jan 8, 12:08:48
      - they managed to score two against you lot (Other Football) - Disco Dale G, Jan 8, 12:11:01
        
        And how many have they got all season..? (Other Football) - BlueFury, Jan 8, 12:12:42
        
        fuckwit? (Other Football) - Disco Dale G, Jan 8, 12:16:33
        
        You seem to give a shit (Other Football) - BlueFury, Jan 8, 12:19:09
        
        100% accurate post DDG. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 8, 12:18:21
        
        "man"? (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:18:13
        
        Selwyn having a laugh ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 8, 12:20:38
        
        Selwyn having a bath? (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:22:14
        
        Selwyn having a giraffe ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:23:38
    - My dream forward line (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:07:46
      - Hahaha Milligan prompting (Other Football) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:27:10
      - Fuck Off ! Milly was a top man. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 8, 12:20:55
      - harsh... (Other Football) - Disco Dale G, Jan 8, 12:09:02
        
        His favourite trick (Other Football) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:39:55
        
        Add Ged Brannon, Sean Carey, (Other Football) - Cannydc, Jan 8, 12:43:55
        
        How come Ged Brannan gets a bit of stick now and again, the guy left and we were (Other Football) - pants, Jan 8, 13:20:03
        
        Don't recall (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 13:49:37
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 8, 12:01:36
  - Boo! (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:05:18
    - So essentially they heard they were getting a British MLS player training with them (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:08:10
      - Wrong. Always the fat ugly lonely munter crying during the slow dance at the reception. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 8, 12:21:47
        
        Watch it. That's my mum you're talking about (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:24:17
        
        Sorry Clogs. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 8, 12:25:20
      - Actually that picture looks like (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:10:15
        
        You mean it looks like David Bentley ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:20:34
        
        MMMM yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:29:49
    - Woo! Loadsa monet! (n/m) (Other Football) - BlueFury, Jan 8, 12:06:53
      - I imagine we will spend our money on a few Monets (n/m) (Other Football) - BlueFury, Jan 8, 12:07:37
liverpool v luton fa cup replay live on sky.. why? (n/m) (Other Football) - roland rat, Jan 8, 11:59:40
- Any on the BBC? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:04:44
  - man city vs West Ham (Other Football) - south, Jan 8, 13:45:33
  - nah, Man Utd Arsenal and Chelsea got through (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 8, 12:06:04
- magic of the fa cup (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 8, 12:01:47
- because Liverpool have a large contingent of armchair supporters (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 12:01:07
  - and for that matter, armchair haters too (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 12:02:29
    - I am unique then (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jan 8, 12:04:27
      - You are not unique - my Mum is an avid Luton hater (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Jan 8, 13:26:16
      - au contraire (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 12:07:33