I worked at Asdas when I was doing my A's

on Hard Goods.

Way back then they sold:

Stuff for cars and bikes.
Home Brew kits
Paint
Tools.

And loads of other Hard Goods.

I slung a tin of blue up to my mate Tim who was standing on the overstocks (shelves up high all the round the edges) and he dropped it on the edge of the overstock and the lid pinged off and a waterfall of beautiful blue poured right on an old lady's bonce.

I really, really laughed but he was mortified.

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 8th 2008 at 14:14:55

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Dear Kay Burleigh (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:01:07
- People do though. And they leave a stockinged leg with a big, clumpy shoe on it poking (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:02:24
  - Or near the cludgie. See... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:03:22
    - that will teach her to steal them semtex trollies from Asdas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:04:45
      - Thass one of them quid ones where you hatta pook it out agen with a bit of metal. Or maybe (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:08:16
        
        when I retire I'm going to be a trolley marshall at Asdas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:09:24
        
        I worked at Asdas when I was doing my A's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:14:55
        
        Can't wait to retire. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:16:23
        
        and dip digestives (plain) in my cup a soup (a hug in a mug) during breaks (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:11:03
        
        trolly wolly @ Asdall (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 8, 14:10:53
        
        the laugh is on you mate (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:11:44
        
        wot a job !!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 8, 14:19:40
        
        I'm not looking on it as a job, more of a vocation (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:21:10
        
        not very gud when it rains tho ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 8, 14:24:37
    - And this... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:04:32
      - Both of those people must have had wet legs below the knee (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:07:23
        
        Combination of body tissue, fat and bone makes the body act a bit like a candle. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 8, 14:27:04
        
        maybe they were wearing custard filled wellingtons that blew off in the explosion. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:08:24
        
        I reckon the flames done the mary (which was as dry as tundra and thus caused a bit of a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 14:10:02
        
        coo, I bettut honked. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:12:14
        
        Blass me, suffen niff duntet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 14:13:20
        
        smell like bunt clunge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 14:14:00

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