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Norwich Peregine did another egg... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:00:11
- Let Tescos know, please... running low 😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 14:10:59
  - I'm not climbing up there!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:12:37
    - She just returned from hunting. Now sitting on her eggs. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:15:56
      - Loads of Panic buyers to frenzy feed on. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 14:17:39
        
        That's a thought,set up a guide outside Tesco and just pick off the looters. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 14:28:00
        
        Cured (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 14:28:10
        
        She seems quite chilled out about the whole thing up their on her perch. Happy as larry. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:45:41
        
        She's thinking "Nit bird flu this time,don't blame me". (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 14:53:18
        
        Heh heh!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:57:00
        
        *there (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:46:04
Peter Whittingham not dead (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:40:23
- Is it Easter already? (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:04:38
- Why was there a team of the decade in 2015? (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Mar 18, 12:27:19
- if Peter Whittingham can come back from being dead (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 18, 12:02:18
- He'll be pleased about that .👍 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:53:39
  - unfortunately though, it's not a completely made up story (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:54:39
    - Oh fook,didn't read the link.😯 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:56:55
      - Fell down the stairs in a pub apparently (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:59:00
- He's not dead (Other Football) - wolfio, Mar 18, 11:44:52
- Great stuff (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:41:30
  - Probably had a bet on it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:05:34
    - Chopra. Not you. Obvs. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:05:59
  - He was just reacting the article on wales online (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:43:04
    - Ok still not deleted it (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:44:44
    - News of his death was indeed greatly exaggerated (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:44:08
i'm getting a lot of positive vibes. Maybe this is the great reset our society needs. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 11:12:28
- I'd hold your horses on that. People might be looting withing a few weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 15:21:42
- Hold your horses before you get too cheery (General Chat) - Bare_Buttocks, Mar 18, 12:04:31
  - Alluded to this last week (General Chat) - Kev, Mar 18, 19:04:05
  - Thats a Guardian link,I wont read that. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 13:01:27
- Agree, really puts a new perspective on things. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 12:00:35
- VMT 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 11:46:08
- I hope that will be the outcome. People are going to need help and from what i've seen (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 18, 11:24:03
  - Joke! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:25:00
    - No worries. The Wrath wouldn;t be the same place without being told to f**k off every (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 18, 11:32:51
      - My idea (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:36:28
        
        could pack them all off to China now (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 11:40:20
  - Fuck off Jim (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:24:37
- new divides emerging though: Isolaters vs Blockade Runners (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 11:21:22
  - as i said below ... (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 11:26:53
    - See what happens once lockdown starts (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:35:07
      - indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 11:52:14
    - I hope it goes on long enough for people to really value the benefits of small businesses (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 11:32:59
      - won't be any left if lockdown goes on for long (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 13:44:12
      - We have two shops in the village... today I went to both and spent £25 quid in each... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:09:27
      - This X 100 (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 18, 12:48:15
  - This situation,reminds me of an American dad episode called "The two hundred ".😃 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:22:40
- We've organised a shopping rota for the oldies in our building here in Lyon (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Mar 18, 11:20:24
  - I hope they fill in their 'attestation' !! (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 11:25:52
    - I had mine when I went out this morning (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Mar 18, 11:28:28
      - me too when I went to pick up Jnr. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 11:52:38
- You keeping well Shodders? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:15:00
  - yep. music, cooking, and videogames. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 11:20:40
    - Good stuff, keep well my friend. x (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:23:15
- 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:14:19
Will we allowed to hunt when we run out of money? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:09:30
- If only you had.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 18, 15:51:07
- I have game (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 18, 14:18:27
- I walked along the river yesterday lunchtime and greedily eyed up the ducks (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 18, 11:32:25
- Here's a recipe idea Proth.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:14:12
  - Looks lovely,as of yet I don't think I could kill a squirrel..give it a (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:15:49
    - My farmer cricket friend calls them tree rats but I rather like squirrels. Not to eat. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:16:25
      - What about bats,are they edible? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:19:16
        
        I fear eating bats ends up like this... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:22:46
        
        But they're virus free! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:24:06
        
        i think they're kind of cute. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:25:13
        
        You could fly too,there's slot to be said for being a vampire tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:26:26
        
        And see the ages pass. Witness all sorts. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:27:23
        
        Yeah,in some respects that would be amazing. In 200 years time (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:30:19
        
        Heh heh heh!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:32:49
        
        Chinese seem to go for them allegedly .. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 11:20:37
        
        Ha!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 11:20:29
        
        Not an expert but I'm going with no!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:20:04
      - My Whippet likes squirrels... but not in a caring cuddly sort of way unfortunately... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 11:18:18
        
        Tis kind of the way of the Whippets though. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:19:07
      - I think I'd probably end up scraping up roadkill. Saw a whole (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:18:18
        
        A muntjac literally lives in my next door neighbours overgrown garden (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:38:23
        
        ^^^^ Lives in stately home with a sweeping drive... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 11:45:22
        
        Haha, no, but next door has a massive garden (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:48:04
        
        Are you the new Old Git? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 11:52:34
        
        It's my ancestral home that goes with the dukedom (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 12:04:05
        
        *Tugs forelock* (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 12:37:21
- Never had pigeon, anyone know what it tastes like? (n/m) (General Chat) - sixthgo, Mar 18, 11:13:53
  - Nice. Quite rich, goes well with red wine. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 18, 12:27:48
  - Pigeony (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 11:46:58
  - Not yet.... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:14:26
- My neighbours have bought guns to do that (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 18, 11:12:53
Glastonbury off which was kind of a given. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:04:10
- No decision on Wimbledon yet (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:06:13
  - Will be a tragedy if you can't go to the 1/4s (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:14:55
    - I turned them down obviously (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:20:12
  - The great foie gras riots of 2020. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:07:24
- great way to celebrate the 50th year (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:04:42
Offers of help (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 18, 10:25:11
- tbf you sound a bit weird (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 10:41:02
  - His cellar has central heating though. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:20:21
- Thats cr*p. Pleased to say not the experience in our village (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 18, 10:28:43
  - Yep, similar efforts underway in our area as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 11:17:43
  - my mother's village too, like that (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 18, 10:32:13
    - And here, Mrs Git and her equally formidable chum have organised the whole community (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 18, 13:14:48
Working from home is horrid (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 09:35:26
- i've done the odd day here and there for a while and i've always prefered it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 10:44:34
- My problem is that I am sat next to a fridge full of cold beer (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 18, 10:43:15
  - Had you forgotten you'd booked today as a holiday? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 10:59:07
- Much easier to have an office affair though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 10:00:02
  - Haha! With myself or the cat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 10:05:06
    - Nice pussy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 12:11:38
- Have worked from home permanently for the last 8 years... and (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 09:59:06
  - I think I'd prefer to nail the cat than the dishwasher. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 10:07:19
  - Don't do that! (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 10:02:06
- WFH is ace. Get so much more done without the distraction of others (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 18, 09:57:06
- Its quite nice when you do it one or twice a week. For this we are going to need to (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 18, 09:37:07
  - time box your diary (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 10:36:40
  - Yeah, getting a good routine is a good idea (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 09:43:01
    - Experts recommend keeping to your daily rituals even while working from home (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 10:02:37
      - 🤣 - I'm all for following experts 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 10:06:23
    - What's weird for me (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 18, 09:45:51
      - I have radio on in background, cat on lap (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 09:51:56
    - Have you hacked my webcam? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 09:43:50
      - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 09:50:14
Jeff Mayweather has gone. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 08:16:25
- It's Wodger... (n/m) (Other Sports) - usacanary, Mar 18, 15:47:22
- Roger (n/m) (Other Sports) - sixthgo, Mar 18, 08:55:03
  - Ahh ffs,I early even put floyd! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 10:06:45
- I would have shit him, RIP Jeff - born the same day as me but he was a LOT older obvs (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 08:34:50
Now it my surprise you to learn that I am not an expert organiser (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 06:25:56
- They have to go ahead. Just think of all the athletes who... (Other Sports) - usacanary, Mar 18, 15:44:12
- Surely could do the races via Strava? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CWC, Mar 18, 08:16:24
  - One runner at a time. The marathon would take forever (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:17:17
    - By the time the last one finished the pandemic would've passed (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 08:19:27
- It will be a bit more like parents’ races at sports day (Other Sports) - camcan, Mar 18, 07:48:58
  - That made me laugh (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 08:42:38
  - One hundred metres in a hazmat suit,could be good TV tbf. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 07:50:59
    - Olympics crossed with It’s a knockout (n/m) (Other Sports) - camcan, Mar 18, 07:51:36
      - God I loved It’s a knockout. (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 07:57:52
        
        That would be ace.🙂 (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 08:06:15
        
        My Mum and Dad met him once (Other Sports) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 08:04:33
- It isnt necessarily the actual event itself imho (Other Sports) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 06:35:35
Here we go (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Mar 18, 01:14:15
- Best wishes bud. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 07:40:15
- How long between the tiredness and the fever? (Coronavirus) - 51eve, Mar 18, 06:19:18
- Good luck, I have visions of you being fed meat on a stick from the floor below (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 05:53:01
- Welcome to the club ush. I got it on Sunday. (Coronavirus) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 04:51:37
- Best of Luck Mr. (or Mrs) U.S. Heating! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Kev, Mar 18, 03:31:05
- When your breathing is really difficult and your cough gives you a bad headache (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 18, 01:54:00
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 21:57:03
- Is it used/refurbished? Well done for igniting a run on Lathams tomorrow morning! Fool (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 17, 22:59:06
  - Fuck (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 23:44:54
    - 😢 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 18, 01:57:36
- I genuinely don't understand the bog roll thing. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 17, 22:11:01
  - One of the side effects of the body fighting the virus (Coronavirus) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 17, 22:46:53
  - it's very strange (Coronavirus) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 22:20:41
    - I had a mate who blocked the toilets at work with fresh wipes (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 17, 22:28:16
  - well, if it doesn't effect you in any way then you don't have to understand it (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 22:18:55
    - I d like to know the thinking behind it from a curiosity point of view. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 17, 22:26:12
      - Personally I think the media caused it (Coronavirus) - Ben, Mar 17, 23:20:59
- is it quilted? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 22:02:05
  - Hello Vera (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 17, 22:19:56
    - what did jack duckworth say when he got home from work? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 02:39:43
      - Hehe, my aunt was called Vera, we used to do that one on her (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 05:47:23
  - Girl (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Real Man, Mar 17, 22:14:22
  - Never bothered with that (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 22:12:54
    - me neither, it was a throwaway line (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 22:35:09
      - “ i've shat in scat holes for weeks at a time. quilted bog-roll a mere distant over the (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 17, 22:48:50
        
        nope (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 23:00:04
        
        Yeah, I bet (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 17, 23:09:51
        
        you will witness change like you won't believe (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 23:13:37
      - It's almost like some people have never experienced hardship....sorry,couldn't help i (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 22:43:11
  - I bought a captain’s hat from there on my first visit to Norfolk, 1978 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 17, 22:12:41
    - Is that a euphemism? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - tudders, Mar 17, 22:51:05
Dublin heaving on St Patrick's Day (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 21:32:14
- They'll make up for it next year,or the year after. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 21:35:11
  - Yep. Going to be mad. But well done you Dubliners. Stay safe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 17, 22:21:16
Ex and kids in isolation (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 17, 21:05:08
- Why do McDonald's portray coffee shops as £5 cup and pretentious? (NCFC) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 17, 21:21:20
- He means prison. (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 21:11:34
- Drive thru? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 21:07:52
  - Only option from tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 17, 21:47:55
  - Dunno (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 17, 21:09:54
Toilet roll shortage (Coronavirus) - Bobthebuilder, Mar 17, 20:52:23
- I said to my mum there's a shortage and she replied... (Coronavirus) - Larry Hagman, Mar 17, 20:56:57
  - Me too. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:59:38
- the online version is very long so you shouldn't run out. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:55:30
McDonald’s giving free drinks to council staff and emergency service personnel ... (General Chat) - loz, Mar 17, 20:42:30
- 👍🍺 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:45:17
wow, ultimate troll level (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:03:18
- What serial killer was it Tombs? (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:04:16
  - oh it wasnt a serial killer just a boring arsed murderer woman in surrey (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:20:41
    - Found a bit about the murder...... (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:41:50
      - we've a family ancestor hanged at norwich castle for murder (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:53:23
        
        Well,he topped a good class of person! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:55:24
    - Lol, a boy at schools dad murdered his landlady (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:27:00
  - Who’s your favourite serial killer - Dennis Nielsen for me (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:06:37
    - Shipman for me. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tudders, Mar 17, 22:44:39
    - pretty sure i met dennis nielsen bitd (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:17:18
      - I remember you!! (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:25:43
      - Fooking hell,my brother was at the purfleet trust,working in lynn (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:23:29
        
        fuken warz didn't know she was a local (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:25:29
        
        She wasn't really but she was bedhopping,abit of a transient. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:30:33
        
        that's the feller (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:27:41
    - Probably zodiac,though I think it's a hoax.plus there's some (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:11:37
      - Also, I dit know shit about the New Orleans Axeman. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Mar 17, 20:27:32
        
        Yeah it's really weird,buzzfeed do some entertaining lighthearted stuff on true crime o (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:32:21
        
        Good shit. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Mar 17, 20:42:58
        
        👍🍺 (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:44:56
      - The Zodiac killer's a hoax? (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Mar 17, 20:24:57
        
        Thomas Henry Horan on YouTube .I can't remember enough to go (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:28:57
        
        Also,according to him Berkowitz was a member of the process church which was (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:36:48
      - there's one who was brilliant, totally random; places and victims (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:24:17
        
        Israel Keyes.😃 (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:25:04
        
        ... (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:30:36
        
        You'd never have pegged him for a serial killer would you? (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:33:26
        
        looked such a nice chap (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:36:43
        
        Yup. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:37:50
FAO BWOD (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 19:50:48
- Alpaca, Kerry’s brother (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 17, 20:00:53
  - Ah yeeh mite. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:05:42
- No, I have a hot water bottle for cold bedtime feet but I am interested in alpaca vs (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 17, 19:58:31
  - I am down to my last pair of whole cashmere socks (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 17, 20:58:43
  - best is baby alpaca, but even better (and very expensive) is vicuña wool (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 20:19:26
  - Alpaca is amazing but stupidly soft so I only wear them in bed (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 20:01:24
    - winter gear tip (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:08:19
    - Girl (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:08:03
      - Come round (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 20:11:56
        
        I’m not getting dressed this time of night (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:47:25
- That'll be the Beta Blockers OG (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:52:51
  - Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 19:54:37
    - I'm good. Drop in and out these days. Hopefully will be around to (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:56:11
      - xxxx (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 17, 20:11:33
      - Yup, stay safe! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 19:57:57
I’m starting to worry - no soaps if the actors start self isolation (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:29:59
- No hand sanitizer. No soaps. FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 17, 23:00:27
- You can watch Classic Corra. It’s 1995 and Fred and Ashley have just turned up (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 17, 20:03:58
  - gonna be even weirder reading the wroth over this period again in the future (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 17, 20:43:36
  - I remember that episode (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:12:08
- They need a coronavirus version of Big Brother (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 19:39:56
  - Ha ha yeah, I'd watch that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:41:29
  - That’s genius (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:41:13
    - That's great - love a bit of ageist banter (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 17, 19:47:50
      - Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 20:31:10
    - yep, more suggestions welcome (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 19:44:07
      - Luis Suarez, still haven’t forgiven him (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 19:49:13
        
        He’s not old (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:53:09
        
        Nor is Katie Racist, whoever she is (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 19:58:51
        
        Katie Hopkins (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:13:50
        
        she's only 47 I think (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 20:46:10
        
        That’s what I said, well old grandad innit bruv (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 20:49:09
        
        fucking ancient. Was hoping to trap a few old timers there (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 20:51:38
        
        She just looks it (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 17, 20:11:12
      - Bernie fucking Ecclestone (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:45:42
        
        Great film (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:47:08
        
        I think he might already be dead, no? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 19:46:43
        
        How’s Chunderkid, Charles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 19:51:50
        
        Super quick recovery thanks (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 20:28:37
        
        Despite appearances, apparently not (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:48:07
        
        ah, google says he's not dead (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 19:47:13
        
        Didn't know he was a Bungayist (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:51:49
- start on episode 1 of Prisoner Cell Block H (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 19:36:31
- I read self immolation... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 19:35:27
  - Why (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:36:57
    - I misread it. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 19:38:29
      - Makes a change from mistyping things! 😘 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 19:47:24
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 19:40:13
- Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:31:44
  - We don’t all have a garden grandad (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:38:37
    - Shame that, should be every one's right (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:40:27
Finally, some potentially good news (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 19:28:28
- Great news but will take a long time to test properly (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 17, 22:55:28
- They started trials yesterday in America,there's actually 22 potential vaccines (iirc) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 19:37:43
  - Waste of time according to Trump. He says we've already got a flu vaccine (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 17, 19:42:30
    - Ha,well a German firm has developed one and it was rumoured he wanted to buy (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 20:03:13
- And sport (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 19:34:54
Liverpool trading at 20/1 to be declared Pl champions (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 17, 18:57:50
- Lump on. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 19:39:13
- site? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 17, 18:59:59
  - Didn’t see this underneath (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 17, 19:02:28
    - Worth a couple of quid (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 19:04:14
      - perhaps (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 17, 19:12:42
        
        ^rich (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:24:05
        
        not anymore unfortunately (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 17, 19:29:06
  - shite (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:01:20
- Can’t be right or someone has been tipped off? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Mar 17, 18:59:24
“Boomer remover” (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 17, 17:32:05
- That's quite funny tbf. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 17:55:59
  - Until you know the little prick. (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 17, 17:59:54
Apparently anyone who has to have the flu jab must self isolate! (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Mar 17, 16:33:49
- Me n'all if true. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 16:34:55
  - See here mate: (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Mar 17, 16:36:10
I can't believe Jeremy Hunt even has to ask that question about grandparents having Sunday (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 17, 16:21:35
- they won't get it until people they know start dying (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 16:37:51
- They’re not, no, especially (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 16:23:26
  - Ffs. ...old people (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 16:23:37
    - Settle down, grandad (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Huge Small, Mar 17, 16:31:00
      - Look on the bright side, most of us are way over life expentancy (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 16:48:22
      - He iz w8ll ld innit. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 16:35:32
    - Well I hope today they spell it out, not just this "we are going to ask people" business (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 17, 16:30:14
Most relieved man in the country at present - (General Chat) - Bare_Buttocks, Mar 17, 15:43:08
- Prince Andrew must be up there (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 17, 16:10:07
  - Fucking right,the beast is well chuffed. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 16:18:12
- Priti Patel most relieved woman (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 15:55:44
  - Misspelling of reviled? (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 17, 16:14:17
  - ha!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 17, 16:00:03
Mrs Royds works on the tills in Tesco Bury St Eds (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Mar 17, 15:38:52
- I was saying the same thing to a young cashier the other day,no gloves (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 15:44:47
- Have to say I'm stunned by all sorts of stories like this (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 17, 15:43:41
- I'd seriously consider getting her to stay at home (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 15:43:28
Currently waiting for Agent Tombses survivalist guide to looting (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Mar 17, 15:15:19
- meanwhile, over in germany ... (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 15:35:00
- He gave that a couple of days ago tbf. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 15:25:33
  - link us up. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Mar 17, 15:27:17
    - Ohhh er,it was a couple of days ago! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 15:30:23
- I'm stuck at wine and bear. I did buy a compass though. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 17, 15:18:03
Fuck it, now it's getting real, and a bit annoying. (Coronavirus) - tudders, Mar 17, 14:39:50
- 💛💚👍😘 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 19:43:34
- As the others have said, good luck (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 17, 15:13:44
- Best of luck (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 15:00:00
- Goodluck Tudds. 👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 14:53:05
- Good luck (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 17, 14:47:16
  - my in-laws are carrying on as if nothing has happened (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 14:53:19
    - Have given up on mine (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 17, 15:00:15
      - they rebuffed the offer of me getting their shopping online (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 15:18:18
        
        my mum was still determined to meet other local Irish for St Patrick's Day lunch (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 15:26:18
        
        What can you do? I know my dad will be the same so I just ask (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 15:29:12
      - their outlook might end up being the most pragmatic if this drags on for months/years (Coronavirus) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 15:08:40
        
        pragmatic for them, but incredibly selfish (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 17, 15:37:04
        
        I think that is a bit disingenuous (Coronavirus) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 15:50:22
        
        Person A wishing to live freely and putting *other people at risk* is so obviously more (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 16:19:08
        
        It may be a valid view from a philosophical p.o.v but it is an incredibly selfish one (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 17, 16:16:55
        
        but the whole thing is a philosophical issue (Coronavirus) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 16:35:22
        
        exactly this (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 15:48:25
        
        I think people over 80 (like my parents) are probably less scared of death (Coronavirus) - mr carra, Mar 17, 15:18:58
        
        They are,yes. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 15:26:51
        
        Also, of corse, even the vast majority of over-80s who get it survive (Coronavirus) - mr carra, Mar 17, 15:23:34
        
        absolutely, makes sense that everyone should decide how much risk they are (Coronavirus) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 15:30:37
        
        of the over 80s that do survive, how many of those are without visiting ICU? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 15:28:06
        
        Equally, of course, how many are never even tested so not in the statistics (Coronavirus) - mr carra, Mar 17, 15:33:37
Happy Birthday to paddonwasjesus off have here (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 14:08:12
- Cheers. I wish the bloody footie would start again. (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 17, 14:09:57
  - Cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 17, 15:00:42
  - Many happy returns and good health. 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 14:27:06
    - With my brain Proth, that horse bolted years ago! I keep taking the meds and be good. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 17, 15:03:09
So this is Day3 of me having the virus....or not (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 17, 14:04:35
- Like normal flu... which could be what I have! (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 17, 14:09:19
  - A temperature is good as long as it doesn't get too high.According to (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 14:28:49
    - Yeah, I feel like I’ve been in a fight and taken a good kicking! (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 17, 14:33:06
      - If you can be arsed,here's dr Campbell 's description of the bodies reaction to infecti (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 15:42:05
      - Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 17, 15:17:00
      - Good luck and hope you make a full recovery soon (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 17, 15:11:19
- Get well soon how bad is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Mar 17, 14:07:43
Mrs DoY has been told it's business as usual at work (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 13:42:25
- i'm thinking of self-isolating (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 14:19:53
  - People here now organising to work from home, taking stuff to their cars, even the plants! (Coronavirus) - BSE Canary, Mar 17, 14:26:27
  - The olds enjoying their last few days of freedom (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 14:22:15
    - same here just pick a different locon (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 14:34:22
- Arrange a face to face,then cough in his.the prick. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 13:58:51
- That is odd (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 17, 13:46:48
- Won't have to worry be shut down in a week or so anyway (n/m) (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 17, 13:44:04
Getting a really bad cough now ffs (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 13:16:45
- Nope. Stay at home and self isolate (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 17, 13:25:38
  - Ta (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 13:29:11
  - He should probs call 111 then (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 17, 13:27:21
    - No. Do NOT call 111 - go online instead (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 13:36:28
      - they always used to discourage self diagnosis (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 14:08:26
        
        Surely it doesn't literally mean continuous (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 17, 14:19:41
        
        Right - would be nice for some numbers (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 15:42:32
        
        they mean cough cough cough cough cough rather than just the odd cough (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 17, 15:18:02
      - Yes, that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 17, 13:38:09
- Unless you can't cope grin and bear it I'm afraid. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 13:19:38
  - see what happens when you close pubs (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 17, 13:21:30
    - That is FUCKING brilliant. 👍💪😃 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 13:56:59
I'm in lockdown- who else is? (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Mar 17, 09:51:59
- Working from home and will only be going out for exercise (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Mar 17, 12:38:26
- Nope.. self school.. Missus Hospital #MayTHeWrathBeWithUs (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 17, 12:28:07
- announcement at midday (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 11:31:39
  - Yep, same, I'm hastily preparing laptops for all my lot. Fuckers (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Mar 17, 12:13:50
- Not yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 17, 11:27:16
- At work - only 3 of us in, including klobo - usually 8 of us. Each in our own separate (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 17, 11:18:54
- I'm at work... dealing with operational logistics of it all and resilience plans (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 17, 11:05:21
  - I need to be here too, no other IDEOT will change the loo rolls and hand soaps (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 11:13:00
- I’m not yet (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 10:57:50
  - I can imagine with one of those little lamps on a green surface in a dimly lit room. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 17, 11:10:26
- Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 17, 10:51:59
- Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 17, 10:47:37
- We are. (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 17, 10:44:45
- Yep. Only have to go out in the morning to (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 17, 10:21:52
  - Funny you should say that, I’m burning bullrushes and willow from one’s moat today (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 17, 10:28:19
- Nope have to work can't work from home and my work is open (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 17, 10:12:57
- yes - could get a €600 fine just for going out for a walk (n/m) (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 10:01:44
  - Fuckanory, I'd die if I couldn't get out for a walk. Mind you, we (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 10:08:11
    - yeah, it must be awful in a city (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 10:11:42
  - How do you shop? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 10:04:57
    - You are allowed to go and buy food (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 10:09:22
      - Where are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 10:12:41
        
        in Spain (n/m) (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 10:13:43
        
        Ah. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 10:15:04
        
        You should go to Benidorm,put on 5 stone and a tall green top hat, you can parade around (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 17, 10:31:44
        
        too late! A load of dickhead tourists did try to ignore the law (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 17, 10:50:13
- i've put a number of other wrathers into quarantine (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 10:01:14
- Yep. Having said that, we have a very nice house and garden (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 17, 09:58:40
  - Me too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 17, 10:04:24
  - Hehe,I know what you mean.🙂 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 10:01:04
- Yes, me too (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Mar 17, 09:52:12
The view from America, possibly WW2 (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 09:45:54
- It really hasn't though has it. It may well be but we don't know yet. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 17, 11:30:11
  - There has been real data for months (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 11:52:14
- It's not a view from America though, is it (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Mar 17, 10:19:11
  - She's an epidemiologist at Boston Uni, Massachusetts (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 10:24:05
- I’ve run out of free reads (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 09:49:24
  - Our scientists massively fucked up (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 09:49:58
    - Oh yeah (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 09:54:29
    - Written by an epidemiologist from Boston uni (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 09:50:34
      - For every one view .... see another (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 17, 09:54:58
        
        and are you also going to justify the fact they haven't ordered any fucking respirators? (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 15:53:09
        
        He led the team which made the model (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 09:56:51
        
        A sobering thread (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 09:58:20
        
        this bit: (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 17, 10:09:31
        
        If this is the case then sackings and resignations are in order.But I'm sure (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 10:04:27
        
        some people are terminally angry; worse than an actual illness (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 17, 10:06:43
        
        It's the British way. Fuck the solution, look for some one to blame (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 17, 10:09:13
        
        sadly this is what we've become, a nation of selfish chicken shit scaremongerers (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 10:17:13
        
        Tbf, there is a lot of that going on here too. Partner in contact (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 17, 11:11:53
        
        Nobody had to look anywhere since they’ve admitted it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 10:12:11
        
        Yeah time to process the reality now (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 10:06:28
Morning campers, my young daughter has a sickness bug (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 08:44:49
- Bon chance mon ami (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 17, 11:37:36
- Big hugs to a big (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 17, 11:14:09
- Oh no (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 17, 10:56:12
- Really sorry to hear,very best to you and yours. (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 17, 10:48:43
- good luck Chaz and the whole of the Chaz posse (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 10:02:33
- Order some ppe ,face masks aprons gloves,footballs,goggles. If you can afford it do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 09:56:38
  - Footbags,for your feet ffs. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 09:57:11
- Mate,sorry about all that,bloody awful.But for your wife's sake she needs (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 09:51:48
- Crikey Chaz, so sorry to hear about the Mrs (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 17, 09:43:49
  - ^vmt (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 17, 09:47:42
- Good luck with it all Chazza. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 17, 09:40:32
- FFS, hope all goes well Chazza x (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 17, 09:31:06
- 💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 17, 09:19:32
  - 💛 (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 09:31:33
- Good luck matey (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 17, 09:13:09
  - I don't get it? (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 09:26:40
    - Ouch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 17, 09:30:24
      - only kidding (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 09:37:04
        
        I know, he’s more quality, I’m quantity (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 17, 09:48:39
- Sorry to hear your situation Charles and just wanted to (General Chat) - Chopper, Mar 17, 09:06:01
  - Thanks Chopper, and to you and yours (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 09:24:36
- Arch! All the best for the next few days, weeks and beyond, big matey x (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 17, 09:00:59
  - Xx (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 09:27:05
- FFS (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 08:51:06
  - FFS!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 08:53:54
- Sorry to hear this mate (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 17, 08:48:28
  - thanks mate (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 08:53:39
    - i think the term you are looking for is ALARP (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 17, 09:10:55
    - I am taking that line but as a family unit (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 17, 08:57:26
      - Brother and his partners are getting as many staff as possible to work from hum but... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 17, 09:24:10
      - Looks like we'll be staying in for the foreseeable (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 09:06:31
        
        m8 it's going to be horrendous (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 17, 09:11:02
        
        haha, tell me about it (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 09:17:25
- All the best Charles. Keep gorn is the only advice I have really. x (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 17, 08:47:05
  - agreed, keep going nowhere I guess (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 08:54:33
    - big love bruh (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 17, 10:00:32
      - thanks mate (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 12:05:47
        
        hang in there, it's tough at times (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 17, 13:14:32
Still playing tape ball cricket in India.live on YouTube. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 08:01:40
- Heh heh link me up Proth!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Mar 17, 08:31:32
  - Shawshank balaji or something Dubs,they're on there nearly every day. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 09:48:47
Nbttt, Is Ketchup a smoothie? (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 17, 00:03:48
- The best . (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 00:23:17
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 17, 00:13:05
In re bog roll (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 23:01:07
- Indians use hands and water (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 16, 23:54:28
- Gonna use one of the cats (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 16, 23:27:46
- primal (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 16, 23:27:13
- from observational experience. not close quarters. the muslims use their hand (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 23:06:25
  - From living and working there bitd so do the poorer Chinese (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 16, 23:12:39
    - It's eating live bats and mice,stops the sweat glands. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 23:14:55
  - Absolutely (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 23:08:46
    - bit miffed but we had our bathroom re-fitted last year (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 23:18:08
      - If only the Intel Corps had given advance notice, muppets (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 23:24:28
        
        my fault, i didnt think it through (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 23:28:44
    - Clag gone (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 23:15:33
      - Gosh it's 1989 (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 16, 23:27:34
        
        Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 23:35:20
    - Leaves? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 23:11:25
      - Eats and shoots (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 23:14:16
- I slide down the bannister when I've ran out (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 23:02:20
  - Tekkers (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 23:04:01
Me and the missus have decided to self isolate (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 16, 22:46:27
- You need roughly £231 of basic food stuff to last 30 days (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 16, 22:56:21
  - We're pretty much self sufficient for food and drink (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 16, 23:05:08
    - same here (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 16, 23:13:27
      - Good luck (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 16, 23:15:08
        
        we'll be fine (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 16, 23:19:08
- The yank prepper's though....they were right (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 22:53:47
I just got my test results back for beer virus, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Mar 16, 22:42:38
- Yep, 2 nurofen and a fury loses it's edge after day six (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 16, 22:51:09
  - Have you tried 2 Fury's and a nurofen? (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 22:55:07
  - Surely not (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 22:53:50
    - And you shouldn't have 14 nurofen a day anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 16, 22:55:53
      - lol (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 16, 23:02:06
      - You'd be quite relaxed if you did.😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 23:00:20
      - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 22:58:25
I saw a whole pallet of bog roll in this weird shop earlier. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 16, 22:03:54
- good shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 22:14:28
- 👍🍺 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 22:07:47
- You arse wipe (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 22:06:02
If the Gov enforces a lockdown (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 16, 21:35:27
- Looks like being on the way (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 21:55:35
  - Buzzfeed is even less reliable than the Daily Star or EssexCanaryOTBC for accurate content (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham 21, Mar 16, 22:16:50
    - Well I hope government stooge Peston is just as bad (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:20:12
      - And BBC (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:29:31
        
        Ben, can we have an SCC filter please? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 16, 22:55:26
        
        feel bad for lobbying for and wasting a coronavirus category now (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 16, 23:00:53
        
        Yup, you identified the symptoms but not the cause (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 16, 23:03:02
        
        Yeah I’m sure nobody else would have mentioned it (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:58:58
        
        I wanted a WFH revolution but not like this. Damn you, Genie!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 16, 22:40:56
        
        Sky too - it’s not a competition ffs (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:37:27
        
        All 20 pages (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:41:19
        
        The BBC? (NCFC) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 22:36:30
        
        I think our way of life will change dramatically for a couple of years. (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 22:35:48
        
        It’s a fucking bad dream (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:37:55
        
        It is,we've got to adapt and make the best of it though. We've no choice. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 22:39:09
        
        We could all just piss our pants about it and do fuck all positive just rah rah rah whinge (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 16, 22:48:48
        
        It was the experts who got it wrong (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:53:30
        
        It was the elxelerdwho got it wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:52:52
        
        i see (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 16, 22:57:58
        
        Work (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 22:36:03
  - buzzfeed (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 16, 22:10:12
    - Even peston (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 22:16:36
      - 🙄 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 16, 22:18:44
  - "trust the experts" (n/m) (NCFC) - wolfio, Mar 16, 22:09:48
- Think pubs have to be officially closed for insurance purposes. (NCFC) - Saucerer, Mar 16, 21:51:16
- Son No1 runs a M&B Vintage Inn near Northampton... He says the place (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 16, 21:41:54
- depends on terms of insurance policy. Ask your/their broker. (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 16, 21:41:10
- gives up (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 16, 21:37:12
went into Sainsburys early today (NCFC) - Kar1, Mar 16, 21:26:58
- People need to hit up that stuff too,build up their immune systems. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 21:28:31
  - don't pot noodles and pasta do that! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kar1, Mar 16, 21:29:21
Thinly veiled "lawyer doing something for free post: (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 16, 21:08:21
- 👍 good stuff that man (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 23:20:07
- Good man (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 16, 22:57:20
  - I always say I'm a pre-contentious specialist (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 16, 23:13:01
- 💚💛 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 21:38:18
- 👍👏😃 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 21:21:04
- Great stuff 💚💛✅ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 21:16:02
fucking hell, does anyone have something cheerful to post? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 20:49:34
- I'm in a pub and I bought 9 big rolls today !! (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 16, 21:52:59
  - Bog Rolls (big ones though) (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 16, 21:53:53
    - from a pub? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 22:04:49
      - No, from Tesco Express (but I know where you're coming from) (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 16, 22:36:47
- 1p5wich very likely to stay in League 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Kar1, Mar 16, 21:21:34
- i did Mar 16, 09:21:22 (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 16, 21:16:59
- Good new Tombsy..horses will not be killed jumping big fences this year. (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 16, 21:14:46
  - that's true so yeah 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 21:21:14
- "would you like me to be the cat?" (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 21:07:59
  - Hahaha....not even going to look.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 16, 21:12:15
    - Yep :D (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 21:14:25
- I got the music round question on Only Connect right (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 16, 21:04:06
  - god bless you bwod, that's a nice to know (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 21:10:50
    - It was through fighting the fuzzywuzzies at umboto gorge,those (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 21:24:17
      - Please don't confuse the Fuzziewuzzies of the Mahdist War in Sudan (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Mar 16, 21:50:31
        
        Twas a jewk. 🙂 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 21:58:37
  - It was well easy today though (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 21:07:15
    - Oops! I also knew they were Shawshank Redemption posters in the picture round (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 16, 21:18:32
      - even brom knew (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 21:24:26
- My mates daughter wanted to make popcorn but she's only two (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 21:03:15
  - I also knew they were Shawshank Redemption posters in the picture round (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 16, 21:16:01
    - What were the music clues (one by one) (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 21:18:38
  - My Garry says that to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 21:04:09
    - Calls you mummy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 21:06:17
      - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 21:06:37
- My plastering has started to dry (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 16, 21:01:59
  - Euphemism? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 21:02:24
    - rolf (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 16, 21:03:24
- I've drunk a lot of red wine (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 16, 21:01:53
  - Buck sherry? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 21:02:47
- 3D printer made a hundred valves for a hospital in Italy in 24 hours...👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 16, 20:52:50
  - that's good, I was just looking at homemade ventilators and it's the valves which cost $$ (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 16, 21:36:04
    - 90p each to produce. (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 16, 21:41:25
  - that's good news thankyou. (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 20:54:57
    - They've actually started trialling a potential vaccine in America today. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 21:01:02
      - Yes.. but could take 12 months for full human trials to finish (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 16, 21:02:18
        
        they might as well not fucking bother then (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 21:06:05
        
        Sorry Tombs... I got carried away.. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 16, 21:08:38
        
        understandable but it's been uncharacteristically antsy on here today (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 21:20:34
        
        Yes I bloody know! He asked for good news!😃 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 21:03:37
        
        Lolz (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 16, 21:05:04
        
        Best wishes to you're wife Prom; she's a hero.👍💚💛 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 21:06:04
        
        She is.. so are all the others... undervalued is what I would say. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 16, 21:11:48
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 16, 21:04:37
- Yes, I am really enjoying the German grand piano on the Korg Kronos. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Mar 16, 20:51:52
  - forgive me please, i'm missing something here right? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 20:53:18
    - They do yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Mar 16, 20:55:33
      - now that is pretty cool (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 16, 21:03:02
        
        The Japanese grand is stunning (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Mar 16, 21:57:17
Danny Mills on Pukki to Leeds (NCFC) - BarclayBazzin, Mar 16, 20:45:28
- How are Leeds going to afford a Premier League striker in the Championship? 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 16, 22:19:31
- The bloke's a cunt,plain and simple. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:59:52
28 days later.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:28:45
- I bought an alligator. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Mar 16, 20:55:55
Bloody hell 250,000 deaths in UK even with measures we've imposed (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 20:27:52
- What about if we put in strict measures (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 20:30:23
- link? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 16, 20:28:44
  - Sky just read from a document they've got hold off (n/m) (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 20:29:48
    - Not direct but at least I didn't miss hear it (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 20:33:15
      - Link to doccument (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 20:45:43
        
        Thanks (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 16, 22:35:56
    - That may well persuade people to take this seriously eh???? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:30:52
      - There now talking about it again (n/m) (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 20:36:00
        
        After abit of thought I can believe that.bearing in mind that from (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:42:51
      - If people cared about others (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 20:33:48
        
        I've never voted Tory and I do care about others,but when all people do is blah it (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:38:31
        
        I cannot believe SCC is politicising a pandemic. Well yes I can - its only people's lives. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 16, 20:42:30
        
        he's not the only one (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 16, 20:43:55
        
        I cannot believe you responded (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 20:43:33
well I can't see our holiday to Center Parcs in 5 weeks taking place (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 16, 20:08:49
- Anyone who goes to CenterParcs should quarantine themselves for 2 weeks afterwards (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 20:12:47
  - Its the great outdoors and escapcisim that appeals the most (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 16, 20:16:33
    - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 16, 20:23:41
  - reminds me of when my family went to Waxham in the 70s (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 16, 20:16:30
    - Sorry to hear that. (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 16, 20:17:10
  - Mmm Petri dish.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Mar 16, 20:15:51
- Нарушение категории (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 16, 20:11:27
- CATEGORY VIOLATION (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Mar 16, 20:10:07
  - Rolf,just seen that myself! (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:26:27
  - whoopsy. Which one should I have selected? (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 16, 20:10:58
    - There's a new one, Caronavirus (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Mar 16, 20:12:32
      - Gosh I thoutht you were joking! Yep - Unprecendented times. (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 16, 20:14:55
        
        *thought (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 16, 20:17:27
Went into Cromer Morrison’s yesterday. There was a full on fist fight over the last (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 16, 19:59:31
- Medical advice seems to be avoid ibuprofen and paracetamol (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 16, 20:45:43
  - Yep. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:58:06
- Can't imagine such a thing in Cromer (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 16, 20:09:59
  - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 16, 20:15:35
  - Lol, it all happens in Cromer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 20:10:59
- Was talking to work colleagues... apparently fisticuffs in Gaywood Tesco's too yesterday (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 16, 20:02:38
  - I was in there and it was packed,didn't see a punch up but they've (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:05:59
    - Don't. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:06:12
- Bullshit (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 20:00:47
  - Normally stay clear of supermarkets and use local shops. But needs must. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 16, 20:03:15
  - Who doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Bare_Buttocks, Mar 16, 20:02:24
    - Harambe (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 16, 20:03:45
Macron: it a single company will go bankrupt (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 16, 19:48:40
- Oh,wrong place.that completes the set then. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:06:59
- I was going to collect a parcel from the Austin fields depot (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 20:04:00
- Great man (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 19:59:56
- Not* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 16, 19:48:52