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This pisses me off as I hate them and their bell ringer... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 19, 13:14:37
- But here's the odd thing which is wrong diddly shirley... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Feb 19, 14:16:50
  - Can't see how it will help them much anyway. (Other Football) - megson, Feb 19, 14:24:03
- There was a good show on 5 Live last night about them. (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 19, 13:51:46
  - Yeah that surprised me. (n/m) (Other Football) - trustsec, Feb 19, 16:43:51
- pompey schmompy (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 19, 13:25:44
WTF is that infuriating "Firefly" song all about? The lyrics are utter shite. Even XFM are (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 19, 10:37:04
- Sounds like The Postal Service (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 19, 11:03:48
- Should play firefly by Grand Drive (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 10:55:06
  - Better still, the one by Airiel (not that I've heard the Grand Drive one...) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 19, 10:57:07
- it is truly wank isn't it (General Chat) - dear prudence, Feb 19, 10:38:27
  - you mean scritti politti actually ever had any edge??!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 19, 10:43:47
    - consider yourself whhoooosssshhheeeedddd (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Feb 19, 11:18:18
      - ahhhh - a U2 referrence!!!! crikey!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 19, 11:24:29
  - It makes me want to shoot the radio. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 19, 10:39:00
when do leeds tickets go on sale? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 12:08:33
- 22 Feb for super members for definite (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 18, 12:14:12
  - don't even think i'm a member these days (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 12:15:43
    - Surely you know if you are or not? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 18, 12:16:51
      - well i'm on the system (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 12:18:08
Abu Diaby is utter dogshit (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 17, 21:37:10
- never been (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 17, 21:42:09
- He has the odd moment of billiance but is a bit of an oaf otherwise. (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 17, 21:42:05
  - Do you mean C21^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Feb 17, 21:45:23
- Cracking name though, worth the ticket price alone (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 17, 21:39:19
- yeah I hate the Emirates (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 17, 21:39:06
  - Plastic city (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 17, 21:39:30
    - That Nasri fellow looks as though he's made out of plastic (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 17, 21:42:22
      - Wasn't he and 8 of his mates in Lord of the Rings (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 17, 21:44:40
If Arsenal had a striker and a keeper they might one day win something. (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 17, 21:36:20
Rangers. (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 17, 21:25:47
- Queens Park? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 17, 21:29:17
  - where they like (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Feb 17, 21:30:58
    - Long as it's not up my back passage, I dunt give a (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 17, 21:31:32
  - Glasgow (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 17, 21:29:56
    - Ah never mind. They scored. (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 17, 21:31:07
    - Agreed (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 17, 21:30:52
- agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 17, 21:26:48
Passed my driving test today mofos (General Chat) - conker, Feb 17, 19:37:31
- I passed first time... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 17, 19:44:51
  - Was easy back in the 60's (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 17, 19:53:52
  - I passed both of mine first time - Car and HGV (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 19:47:06
- Ive failed both of mine... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 17, 19:43:25
- Well done... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 17, 19:42:42
- I wondered what your elusive tweets were about. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 17, 19:40:09
  - I do have a car, just couldnt drive it on my own - until now (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Feb 17, 22:10:20
  - yeah I thought it was an interview BIG afternoon etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 19:42:12
- nice one, well done (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 19:38:42
Aha! managed to, after a 25 minute conversation, cancel my BT broadband (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 13:09:07
- be carefull not to upset any wrothers who might happen to work (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 17, 13:38:22
  - why? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 13:41:39
    - even the good engineers? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 17, 13:42:10
      - yes.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 13:48:22
        
        ok chillax (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 17, 14:09:25
        
        i have...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 14:18:47
        
        the thing is your service provider still has links over the BT network (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 17, 14:27:04
        
        i dont care how its patched...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 14:41:34
- I thought I had cancelled mine (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 17, 13:12:08
  - yeah, the robbing bastardo's...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 13:14:00
    - I spoke to a women on the phone when I disconnected mine (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 17, 13:17:12
      - They'll have recorded the call. Ask for it to be tapepulled and a copy of the call. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 17, 13:18:30
  - Yeah those wankers will always get one over you. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 17, 13:13:36
- Did you cancel outright or get a MAC Code? (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 17, 13:11:30
  - reason for canceling...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 13:15:29
Does anyone off of on here think that the best way to run a football club is to spout off (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 17, 13:07:05
- I don't know. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 17, 13:11:47
- yes of course it is. Add to that the ability to spend all day answering emails sent in by (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 17, 13:10:39
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 17, 13:08:34
when we get promoted this time .... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 17, 12:58:57
- Don't really care. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 17, 13:09:37
Stratford Upon Avon (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Feb 17, 11:20:48
- There is only one restaurant worth going to in Stratford upon Avon (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 17, 12:32:34
- here... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 11:29:11
- Here... (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 17, 11:28:13
- Nandos (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 17, 11:27:59
  - yawn (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Feb 17, 11:44:58
  - ^^ffs! might as well go to mcdonalds!^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 11:28:38
    - Bollocks. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 17, 11:58:11
      - nandoe schnando's (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 12:37:50
      - do they do anything other than chicken? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 17, 12:01:05
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 17, 11:48:05
    - good choice - nice shakes! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 11:29:36
- ere ya goo...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 17, 11:26:38
  - Aha, saw that one as we are in Best Western right opposite... (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Feb 17, 11:44:36
any decent non meat pasta recipes? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 16, 12:46:08
- Make some fresh pesto (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 16, 13:25:15
  - ^^ Take heed. My elder friend here talks a lot of sense ^^ (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 16, 13:31:57
- pasta and lentils (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 16, 13:23:32
- toona and sweetcorn (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 16, 13:09:30
- cheers all (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 16, 13:07:53
- Alphabetti spaghetti on toast (white) (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Feb 16, 13:00:22
- Arrabiata - any recipe really ... (General Chat) - woody, Feb 16, 12:57:27
- left over 8 minute salmon, mayo and black pepper all mixed in with the pasta (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 16, 12:52:23
- pasta and broccoli - sounds yuk but its brillo (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 16, 12:51:39
  - with a tomato based sauce on it and cheese! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 16, 12:52:36
- All pasta is non meat. Eggs in it though so not vegan. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 16, 12:48:36
  - Not if it's ravioli, tortelloni, tortellini, agnolotti (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 16, 13:29:21
    - The pasta itself is not made with meat. The meat is encased in the pasta. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 16, 13:48:24
- pasta and bean (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 16, 12:46:57
  - not keen on bean (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 16, 12:50:59
    - try coating the bean with breadcrumbs and deep frying it first.... then place on pasta (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 16, 12:54:47
Have any of you goofballs done the level 1 coaching badges? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 16, 12:35:18
- Not in association football, no (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 16, 13:24:08
- Not yet. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 16, 12:46:38
- Yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 16, 12:45:33
- Yes. It's very worthwhile. (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 16, 12:35:48
Our goal difference is +15 on Charlton. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 15, 22:32:53
- I don't trust your math (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Feb 15, 22:33:43
  - You should (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 15, 22:34:18
simple maths test for wrathers (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 21:58:56
- 12 in my head (General Chat) - The Judge, Feb 16, 09:03:30
- 14. In my head. With stacks of time left over. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bryan Nesbitt, Feb 15, 22:45:01
  - i only got a B lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 22:48:18
    - I got a B too. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 15, 22:51:47
      - i clearly bottled it then (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 22:58:49
    - ffs that was to lmc (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 22:48:50
- 10 (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 15, 22:41:48
- 12/14 (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Feb 15, 22:39:26
  - All done in my head as well, just like to point that out! (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Feb 15, 22:41:18
    - me too (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 22:41:57
      - damn it! i like to think im good at maths, got an A* at GCSE so quite gutted not to get 14 (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Feb 15, 22:45:53
      - yeah but you are good with numbers! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 15, 22:44:52
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Feb 15, 22:31:53
- 9. (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 22:22:09
- 4. Very poor.. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 15, 22:19:37
  - blimey (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 22:20:57
    - Just realised the time ran out before I finished haha. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 15, 22:22:23
Listening to 5 Live, Kenny Jacket said NCFC are the best team in the league. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 15, 21:48:22
Extra tickets on sale! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 13:49:35
- Ha ha glad to hear it (NCFC) - BungysPie, Feb 15, 14:32:07
- ^^^^Tricky needs to see this ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 15, 14:10:44
  - Aha! I knew there was someone! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 14:14:02
    - Yes. He promised his son and then found it was sold out (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 15, 14:39:21
- I hope someone has told Southampton (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Feb 15, 14:04:51
  - Looks like they have this time (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 15, 14:41:43
    - it's still bollocks tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:43:19
  - lol - my first thought as well... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 14:21:08
- grade A (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:52:21
  - well Southampton are one of the bigger clubs in this division. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 13:57:27
    - oh i'm not criticising (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:59:26
      - They get sorted at the beginning of the season anyhoo, doot thee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 14:02:59
        
        yeah possibly (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:06:54
  - Higher margins. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 15, 13:55:18
- thx 4 da msg (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 15, 13:51:16
happy wrathcustard day (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:27:57
- 2006! ffs...... (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 13:32:06
  - no way to talk about louisa imo (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:33:25
    - Luckilly I wasn't (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 13:35:37
      - good weekend? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:36:45
        
        I can't remember (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 13:38:46
        
        the perils of drinking (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:40:04
        
        Pants is on the wagon these days. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 15, 13:52:13
        
        He knows. I gave up the trollathon (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 13:54:23
        
        didn't you start the trolling with your first post above though? (General Chat) - JPM, Feb 15, 13:57:59
        
        ^^^ His logic is undeniable (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 15, 14:02:39
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:00:30
        
        really? (General Chat) - JPM, Feb 15, 14:03:32
        
        If I asked you what your regular name is (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:05:16
        
        No-one says what their real name is on here, do they? (General Chat) - JPM, Feb 15, 14:09:07
        
        For FUCK'S sake (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:13:46
        
        Fucked off now have you? (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 15, 14:34:36
        
        Oh fuck off (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 15, 14:22:57
        
        JPM is duke of york? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:15:40
        
        I don't know, do I? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:19:51
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:21:28
        
        I think he means regular WOTB name, implying you are a regular under a new name (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Feb 15, 14:12:59
        
        oh right. No - JPM is my first and only WOTB name (General Chat) - JPM, Feb 15, 14:16:07
        
        Well then (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:21:00
        
        i don't think he was inflaming anything (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:22:58
        
        see (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:23:32
        
        The request from OG underlines how exactly this escalates (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:27:44
        
        "They don't post that often but they lurk". So that was a reference to me? (General Chat) - JPM, Feb 15, 14:32:40
        
        "As I said, I've never ever 'picked on you' or 'trolled you'." (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:47:58
        
        if disagreeing with you once = picking on you, then yes (General Chat) - JPM, Feb 15, 14:50:16
        
        I'm guessing this thread hasn't really made you change your opinion on him? lol (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 15, 15:00:29
        
        Sausage and mash (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 15:05:51
        
        You should do more of these posts, I sense you'd get into less rucks on here if you did (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 15, 15:09:02
        
        Chocolate, pear and almond tart (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 15:12:09
        
        Carrot soup with griddled scones (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:56:58
        
        I'd explain in full why, but there's no point (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:48:34
        
        I don't think he is you know (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 15, 14:51:43
        
        Chicken and pesto lasagne (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:57:47
        
        I'll try that later! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 15, 15:05:14
        
        i don't think JPM was attacking you at all (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:29:47
        
        We've nearly made it to the other side of the screen haven't we (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:30:45
        
        not even half way yet (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:32:02
        
        Is that why you sat with the Brighton fans? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:34:04
        
        we all need to chill out and have some custard imo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 14:08:13
        
        i know lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:52:58
  - Bit of a difference though, no? (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 15, 13:33:15
- well remembered (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 13:30:22
  - JPM says your a troll yellalee (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:11:58
    - well, I was. Open goal and all that. I am shamed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 14:15:55
  - easy to remember great historical events (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:31:19
- LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 15, 13:28:53
  - gonna get a big jug of refillable custard tonight (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:30:52
    - what's refillible custard? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 13:33:01
      - it's where you can get it topped up as much as you want (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:34:13
    - Nice touch (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 15, 13:31:54
Watched 'Antichrist' last night. It was disturbing. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 12:42:21
- Perfect choice for Valentine's Day, I'm sure. (General Chat) - tim berry, Feb 15, 13:53:34
- I saw 24, then Football's Next Star. Jamie Redknapp was disturbing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 15, 13:26:50
- I watched Apocalypto - it was brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 13:14:45
  - what he said^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 15, 13:29:55
  - chilliplums (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 13:15:42
    - Saved by an eclipse (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 13:20:57
- watched the seven ages of britain (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 13:11:18
- Watched Being Hooman - brillo (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 15, 13:05:23
- i watched avatar in 9D (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 15, 12:59:35
  - Is that like 3D but you wear 3 pairs of the specs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 13:15:10
    - No, it means he was nine rows up and four seats in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 15, 13:21:55
- watched Lark Rise To Candleford (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 12:57:26
  - You love the hamster girl and want to do a nest with her. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 12:59:08
    - Dorcas not hamster girl! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 13:09:19
      - I know. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 13:18:10
        
        I like the ginger one. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 13:20:26
        
        too prim - Dorcas would be dirty - and as for the Pratt sisters.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 13:21:26
        
        Did that one off of the Pratt sisters who was going to leave.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 13:25:59
        
        Yes and her sister (the prossie from eastenders) is in mourning! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 13:27:17
        
        I reckon they have a go on each other. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 13:28:56
        
        Linkage please for those of us who haven't got a clue what you're on about (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 13:25:22
        
        ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 13:27:11
        
        Timmins! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 13:28:09
        
        haregoo (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 13:26:28
        
        She's probably got a sybian made out of a pig's bladder or goat's arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 13:23:22
        
        What girl hasn't? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 13:27:46
- Watched 'Youth in Revolt' (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 15, 12:56:54
- I watched ''The boy in striped pajamas'' that was quite moving. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 15, 12:48:34
  - pyjamas (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 15, 12:52:44
    - PJ's (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 12:53:27
      - nightie (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 12:55:18
        
        Baby Doll shortie (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 13:15:33
        
        Yes Honey Plums? - don't call me shorty! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 13:18:32
Play off for 4th CL spot? (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 15, 10:25:31
- I've never understood why they don't give the UEFA/EUROPA cup winners a Champs league spot (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 15, 12:14:15
- That's a good idea, either that or 4th vs FA cup winner play off (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Feb 15, 10:37:05
  - fast fwd x 9 years (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 15, 11:35:17
  - Will never happen (Other Football) - The Judge, Feb 15, 10:38:49
    - That's the magic of the fa cup (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 15, 11:04:35
    - runners up then - Millwall would haveof been great in Europe! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 10:40:42
      - erm they were in europe (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 11:15:33
        
        yeah I realised after I hit 'submit' - not CL though! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 11:18:00
        
        Second tier teams are not allowed in Champion's League.. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 15, 11:24:28
      - Super Dennis Wise? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 15, 11:05:38
- It would be a good idea. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 15, 10:34:32
  - I agree. Or, give the FA Cup the final qualification spot ! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 15, 10:37:24
- Ok in theory (Other Football) - The Judge, Feb 15, 10:34:11
  - Liverpool would never get in the CL again, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 15, 10:37:04
Spurs love a good pump. (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 14, 15:19:36
- "They've got on so well this Valentines Day, they've made another date" (Other Football) - pants, Feb 14, 15:24:21
  - Cringeworthy commentary (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Feb 14, 15:36:54
    - Hyperbole, bad metaphors, contrived references and convoluted links (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 14, 15:46:59
      - Unably assisted by his sidekick Beglin (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 15:53:36
        
        I miss David Pleat. He's just not the same on the radio. (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Feb 14, 16:08:06
        
        GOAL Phallus (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 14, 16:10:57
        
        scummer phallus goal (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 14, 17:15:26
        
        It's going to be a bum-storming finish (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Feb 14, 17:18:57
        
        I reckon Del Fonso will score (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Feb 14, 17:25:42
        
        Will Petrov do? (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 14, 17:32:24
        
        Del Fonso tried to get a cheeky final touch (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Feb 14, 17:34:32
You'll all go Batty (NCFC) - jayson blair, Feb 12, 12:47:27
- David? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 12, 13:14:16
- Has Tony Fernandes bought us and brought David Batty as a spAd? (NCFC) - King, Feb 12, 13:07:47
  - fenandes is in london today doing a lotus launch day i believe (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Feb 12, 13:13:08
  - XXL has cashed in his image rights following the lift off of his media career (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:08:57
- we're turning Carra Rud into a baseball field? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 12, 12:55:23
  - nope. Adams Park. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Feb 12, 13:01:50
- He was one of Greeno's heroes as a youngster (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 12, 12:55:15
  - Lawrence Batty Woking and England's No1 - now a cabby! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 12, 13:00:58
    - in that case (NCFC) - jayson blair, Feb 12, 13:24:52
      - colney schmolney (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:38:37
- i can't hardly wait (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 12:53:31
- o rly (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 12, 12:52:43
Who's England's second choice left-back? (Other Football) - King, Feb 12, 11:50:42
- James Milner (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 12, 12:15:43
  - Nigel Winterburn (n/m) (Other Football) - King, Feb 12, 12:18:31
- warnock, young (luke) shorey, not much choice after bridge (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Feb 12, 11:56:03
  - Baines. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 12, 12:04:45
    - ssn reporting lescott to play left back (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Feb 12, 12:08:33
      - Alien head. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 12, 12:10:53
        
        is that near Leatherhead.. (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 12, 12:11:52
        
        Calling someone fish face never fails to make me guffaw. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 12, 12:15:03
  - Young's retired from internationals (Other Football) - King, Feb 12, 12:00:32
    - he played left back against man utd the other night (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Feb 12, 12:03:48
      - But only as a makeshift while Warnock's out (Other Football) - King, Feb 12, 12:12:08
        
        my point was, that we are struggling after bridge (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Feb 12, 12:14:34
        
        bridge will play shirley? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 12:15:49
        
        could he? or would he want too? (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Feb 12, 12:19:30
        
        why not? it's an hour and a half running round a sodding big lawn (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 12:23:01
        
        he might be tempted to give ol terry a kick in the goolies (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Feb 12, 12:25:57
        
        or get a hitman to take him out (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 12:31:04
        
        That was my immediate reaction (Other Football) - King, Feb 12, 12:17:28
        
        linky... (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 12:24:36
- Adam Drury (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 12, 11:51:33
  - So is Micky Rose's is #1? (n/m) (Other Football) - King, Feb 12, 11:54:26
My interview in "keymansoho" FEB10 (keymansoho a sport and football magazine in HK) again! (NCFC) - XXL16, Feb 12, 09:41:33
- I lol'd a bit. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 12, 09:52:19
- is that you on the cover too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 12, 09:42:50
  - posted what everyone else was thinking (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 12, 09:47:56
    - i have no shame... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 12, 09:52:21
who on here has met me? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:04:55
- nope but i imagine you look like keith off of eastenders (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Feb 11, 15:32:38
  - lol lol ma (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 11, 15:40:18
  - nothing like the layabout ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:33:45
    - same hair though (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Feb 11, 15:34:23
- ludsa times (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 15:30:03
  - i know u ave (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:32:51
- I thought about saying hello but you were frottaging some poor lady (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 11, 15:29:54
  - Did you get my text? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 11, 15:33:22
    - Err yeah....last night (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 11, 15:41:24
      - Good. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 11, 15:41:50
    - what about? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:34:49
      - Southend. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 11, 15:36:03
        
        no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:37:01
        
        Not you, silly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 11, 15:37:43
        
        sorry ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:39:07
  - cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:33:12
- nope (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 11, 15:29:13
- dunno, describe yourself (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 11, 15:20:09
  - a burden on society (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:22:38
- yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 11, 15:16:04
  - about 20 years ago at aslacton ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:17:13
    - No, i said hello to you once outside carrow road (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 11, 15:21:02
      - did i say fuck off lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:21:25
        
        Nah. It was the open day last may. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 11, 15:21:54
        
        those were the days lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:23:19
- Mrs Selwyn has bluegassercat on her back (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 11, 15:15:33
  - not last time i looked ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:16:06
    - oh really, are you sure? Or something along these lines (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 11, 15:20:09
      - well on her shirt maybe (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:21:03
- I've seen you away at Crewe (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 15:15:29
  - thats nice (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:16:25
- apart from the ones i know ive met ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:07:48
- I've seen you. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 11, 15:05:20
  - not anymore-ive got bigger or the shirts got smaller lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:06:31
    - I've seen you. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 11, 15:14:38
      - i remember it well ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:15:33
Anyone been to the Maddermarket restaurant? Any good? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 14:17:02
- It got a good review in the Evening News (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 11, 14:37:51
  - nowhere has ever had a bad review from the Evening News FACT (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 11, 14:58:42
    - Haha. I think somewhere only got 3/5 once (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 11, 15:05:01
      - husband skewered by the chef, wife gang-raped by the rest of the staff.... 2/5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 11, 15:12:49
  - "I tucked in to the freshwater cobbler whilst the other half went for the slow roast pork (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 14:51:46
- My brother went the other day. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 11, 14:36:33
- jafski has (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 11, 14:24:13
WROTH MW2 XBOX 360 PLAYERS (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 11, 12:16:23
- Laddo here popped home at lunchtime yesterday, thought "time for a quick MW2" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:27:54
  - I don't understand this post. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 14:42:33
- arse, cant tonight but i'm on there most nights (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 11, 13:24:10
fao charles (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 11:34:38
- You remembered that from 4 years ago? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 11:36:51
  - ... (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 11:38:49
    - Details (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 11:43:46
      - apparently it is the "gay capital of Britain" (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:49:12
        
        I thought this was the Gay capital... (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 11:56:07
        
        That does look very gay yes (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:01:13
        
        Well bugger me! (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Feb 11, 11:51:37
  - troll v troll (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 11, 11:37:52
    - i was only trying to help charles lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 11:39:30
      - thanks for your help anyway brother (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 11:44:49
- fao SCC 28 (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 11:36:00
  - a statistically insignificant sample size (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 11:37:39
Stationary XI (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 10:48:54
- Nacho Nova (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 11:22:27
- Grant (and Gary) Halt (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 11, 11:20:57
  - Jim... (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:21:47
    - Yes... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 11, 11:23:07
- Papa Bouba Di-stop? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 11, 11:20:16
- YOU ARE ALL CRETINS (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 10:58:11
  - Not very complementary (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 11, 11:02:46
    - You're a bit free with the insults (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 11:08:32
      - I have that affect sometimes (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 11, 11:10:40
      - ^^joining the partaay late (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 11, 11:08:54
  - Calm down for God's sake! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 11, 11:01:02
    - ahem....For COD'S HAKE (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:02:14
      - Wrong plaice, this is a "can't spell" XI (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 11:06:25
        
        Sorry, sometimes i can be a bit of a pikey (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:08:45
        
        ooh, new fish pun entry. I thought these were all exhausted long aroe (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 11:11:59
        
        You'd fin so, wouldn't you (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 11, 11:15:25
        
        yup. I felt a bit gilty even joining in, to be honest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 11:16:02
        
        It sturgeonly is (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:13:17
  - because pants can't spell stationery? Or for some other reason? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 10:59:21
  - Nah, they just got the joke, and preceded with the game (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 10:59:15
    - stop it!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:01:26
      - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 11:02:24
        
        you win (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:03:37
  - ha ha (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 10:59:02
- A4 Rooney (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 10:58:10
- Norman Whiteboard (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 11, 10:57:49
- Russell Margin (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Feb 11, 10:57:41
- Photocopier Boober Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 10:57:13
- Kevin Inkwell (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 10:56:45
- Stephen McFail (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 10:56:43
- Stationery* (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 11, 10:56:32
  - Except lurd (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 11:04:57
    - I ought to know really. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 11, 11:18:38
  - Mick Stills (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 10:57:42
- Envelope Keith (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 10:56:08
- Biffy Biro (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 10:55:46
- Neale Penn (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 10:55:11
  - FAIL (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 11, 10:55:39
- Frank Staplerton (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 11, 10:55:00
  - FAIL (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 11, 10:55:25
- Jimmy Bollard (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 11, 10:54:12
  - FAIL (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:02:48
- frank stampcard (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 10:51:03
  - And except Tombs (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 11:05:28
    - oh no! (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 11:06:59
    - and everyone else (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 11, 11:06:46
      - Oh, was there some set up below as what I missed? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 11:07:55
- Paper Bouba Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 10:50:00
  - FAIL (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 11, 10:55:15
    - Owain Tudur Jones (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 10:57:00
      - And [natch] except Grammar Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 11:06:52
Sounds like the reserve team players got a right bollocking today. (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 10, 23:28:13
- None of us watch Canaries World (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 10, 23:29:43
  - When you say "us".............. (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 10, 23:42:15
    - Yeah that's it. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 10, 23:49:01
      - oh dear, busy making lots of wrath friends as usual (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 11, 00:26:34
        
        Tilted for life....................^^^^^^^^^^ (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 11, 00:58:25
    - Opps sorry....... I found out what Lurd means......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 10, 23:44:35
  - What a bizarre reply (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 10, 23:32:33
    - No worries (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 10, 23:35:57
fuck pompey - REAL NEWS.........coronation chicken in french bread, (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:24:39
- Full Monty. Pat's. Hall Road. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 10, 14:10:27
  - PASS - GRADE A (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 14:13:23
  - PASS - GRADE A (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 14:13:12
- Stir-fried vedge with scallops and chipotle chilli sauce now on the go (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 10, 14:07:56
  - PASS - GRADE A (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 14:16:20
- Cheese and pickle bagel, something calling itself tiffin. 'Nana. (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 10, 13:33:56
  - PASS (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:43:58
- Lamb and veg-ge-tar-ball broth with toast coated in organic olive oil marg (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 10, 13:33:43
  - PASS (just) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:44:10
  - There's always one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 10, 13:34:12
    - Well... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 10, 13:35:06
      - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 10, 13:36:09
- Prawn salad, melon, grapes (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 10, 13:27:54
  - PASS (border line) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:44:23
- Chicken Tikka & Cucumber sandwich (brown bread), (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 10, 13:26:42
  - PASS (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:44:34
  - Jalapeno Hummus, Crisps, Apple (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 10, 13:27:36
    - PASS (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:44:51
- CHEESE A COOCUMBER SANDWICHES YAY (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 10, 13:26:34
  - PASS (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:45:01
  - ^^ Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 10, 13:31:19
7 day adjournment for pompey (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 13:08:08
- i fookin' hate pompey bastards! they deserve to go to the wall. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:16:31
- People are so desperate to prevent a Premier League club (Other Football) - jamesward, Feb 10, 13:15:31
  - What he said ^ (n/m) (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 10, 13:17:24
    - and what he said too^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 13:21:29
- Cardiff, Southend adjourned too (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 13:13:17
  - Cardiff & Southend have been given 28 days (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Feb 10, 13:15:26
- 9 days (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 10, 13:13:15
- What a surprise (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 10, 13:10:28
- What happens if they dont find the money in 7 days? (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Feb 10, 13:09:54
  - They raise money by charging a tenner a go to smash that twat fan in the gob (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 10, 13:12:33
    - Or by getting 'Arry to give back all the (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 13:17:16
      - You have an editor? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 10, 13:28:02
  - They'll probably get another 7 days (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 10, 13:11:24
A challenge. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 10, 12:24:46
- I tried and failed (NCFC) - jayson blair, Feb 10, 12:38:04
  - he's listed as an apparent asset the other week (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 12:43:30
    - Is that saying we still have (had?) to pay Pompey something for him? (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 12:53:28
    - thass a good find (NCFC) - jayson blair, Feb 10, 12:46:20
      - Maybe as Portsmouth still hold his registration ? (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 10, 12:47:58
        
        soccerbase stiill have him there (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 13:00:09
    - actually wtf does that mean (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 12:45:01
      - oh so they are owed money from their sales (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 12:45:44
        
        To live with George Weah (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 10, 12:50:23
        
        romantic (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 12:52:07
- well i thought he looked half decent (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 12:27:17
- his head fell off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Feb 10, 12:26:04
Death and taxes = unavoidable. (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 10, 12:11:59
- Maybe we could sign Papa Bouba Diops on the cheap. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 10, 12:21:01
- I?m not so sure whether it will be bye bye Portsmouth just yet (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Feb 10, 12:19:28
  - That's my feeling too. The premier league won't want Portsmouth to get wound up, as it co (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 10, 12:27:39
    - Just like at school (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Feb 10, 12:31:52
      - and you were that troublesome kid? (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 13:17:34
Is it possible to disguise the smell of alcohol (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 10, 11:16:01
- Pure alcohol is practically odorless (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 10, 11:27:55
- IV injection. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 10, 11:24:31
- Vodka (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 11:18:23
  - no, that was why i ask (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 10, 11:21:14
    - Get some more liberal friends. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 10, 11:27:01
      - it wasn't a problem (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 10, 11:28:34
        
        Yup that and not being able to do joined up talking. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 10, 11:30:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 10, 11:31:39
- drink some bleach (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 11:17:49
  - good idea (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 10, 11:21:24
Sky on Portsmouth, not looking good for them (Other Football) - megson, Feb 10, 10:55:51
- FFS (my original link SKY could be wrong though) (Other Football) - megson, Feb 10, 11:10:02
  - Should be down there VVVVVVVVVv in reply to SCC FFS (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Feb 10, 11:10:31
- general concensus is that winding up is very unlikely (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 10:58:07
  - Admin would mean 9 points, but they're probably down anyway (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 11:05:59
    - Doesn't it work that if they fail to get enough points to stay up before the deduction, (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 10, 11:28:32
      - No, its timebound. There is a deadline and if in admin by then its applied this season (Other Football) - megson, Feb 10, 11:33:08
  - Admin not possible, courts (as i understand it) can't put them in Admin, only wind them up (Other Football) - megson, Feb 10, 11:04:37
    - courts could put them into admin (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Feb 10, 11:19:27
      - Sky think not, Doesn't seem clear really lots of opinion. As its a winding up order that's (Other Football) - megson, Feb 10, 11:27:47
        
        basically... (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Feb 10, 11:36:42
        
        Thanks that makes it clearer, so bascially do pompey have to suggest admin (Other Football) - megson, Feb 10, 11:57:43
        
        yup it would have to be pompey that offered (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Feb 10, 12:02:51
        
        My guess is that those whose decision it would be to enter voluntary admin (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 11:40:38
        
        yup that is correct. but also if its wound up they will lose (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Feb 10, 11:44:01
    - ffs (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 11:05:34
- good....... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 10:57:41
  - Rather see Cardiff go (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 10, 10:59:09
    - It's some achievment by Ridsdale (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 11:01:57
      - His next project should be another club that plays in blue. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Feb 10, 11:10:29
      - *achievement* (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 11:03:39
    - yeah...... just for sam hamman and his wierd eyeliner shit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 10:59:44
Harry Redknapp's clubs... (Other Football) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 10:20:51
- Blaming him for Bournemouth is a touch unfair as he left twenty years ago (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 10:35:13
  - Ha! I wasn't blaming him whatsoever - just spuriously pointing out the pattern (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 10:36:44
- just don't mention the war... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 10, 10:33:42
- run by twats tho (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 10:29:55
  - well, you would think so. Can't imagine there is another manager where all of his ex-clubs (Other Football) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 10:33:51
    - i can think of one (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 10:35:25
      - Bryan Robson? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 10, 11:00:18
      - nice segue. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 10:37:59
        
        of the closet? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 10:39:48
        
        homophobe (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 10, 10:41:28
Anyone going to see the reserves this afternoon? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 10, 09:53:37
- Yes (NCFC) - Dahab_Canary, Feb 10, 11:06:16
- Nope, no one is going. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 10, 09:58:56
  - Surely the players will, mind you: (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 10, 10:10:09
where to go for a pint in Brighton? (NCFC) - chippy962, Feb 10, 09:07:35
- Go to The Freebutt (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 10, 09:44:57
  - Don't listen to him - that's a gig venue, not a place to go for a pint. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 09:48:12
    - EVening Star near the station is brillers. Dark Star Brewery et unt? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 10, 09:59:30
      - I nearly got in a fight there with a mad old jazz man the other night. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 10:01:46
        
        Similar happened to me at a Pendragon gig at the Broadwalk in Sheffield (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 10, 10:05:13
        
        I dunno, Noel Edmonds going mental at Wealden Council on Noel's HQ was pretty funny. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 10:06:44
        
        Odd and unreasonable. Nice beer though. Very small. Not huge large at all. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 10, 10:03:28
        
        About three minutes' walk from my house, too. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 10:04:58
        
        I was walkihg from the station to the Star and got a promot on my ifoon to join a wireless (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 10, 10:09:26
        
        iFoon: successfully outing illicit scum cunts since 2007. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 10, 10:12:50
        
        That's all bent up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 10:10:55
        
        It's the corner house at the station end of the row that the Star is on. Burn the mother d (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 10, 10:15:05
        
        Binners! Binners in my midst! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 10:17:04
        
        Keeeeel heeeeeem. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 10, 10:18:59
        
        I might go and stick my tongue out at some this afternoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 10, 10:20:45
        
        I work with loads of em - only found two decent ones (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 10, 10:33:36
    - I went to a nice pub in Hove once. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 10, 09:52:57
    - Oh. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 10, 09:50:44
    - Otto after reading that ^^ article does it make you want to pick up your pen (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 10, 09:49:47
  - Ha, ha - poi (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 10, 09:47:00
- shut up you cunt (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 09:16:06
  - it's only banter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 09:51:30
    - That was the Stephen Lawrence murder suspects' defence of their racism, mind. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 10, 09:53:46
      - Maybe it was a misprint and they said "batter" (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 10, 09:56:23
      - i know - it's funny how the meaning of the word changes now and again (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 09:55:02
  - Tedious intut. It's the same with: (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 10, 09:34:41
- SCC will be able to....oh I read it again no SCC cannot help! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 10, 09:15:59
  - damn fucking right i can't help him (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 09:16:27
Our match against Leeds LIVE on Sky? (NCFC) - XXL16, Feb 10, 04:11:04
- Hope not. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 10, 07:47:53
  - Not sure it will be, actually (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 10, 07:52:49
    - Might be streamed though (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 10, 09:30:25
    - Only place i can see them putting it is a late kick off sat (NCFC) - andross, Feb 10, 08:19:39
      - what about friday night or sunday lunchtime? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 08:49:43
        
        sorry, maybe friday night too (NCFC) - andross, Feb 10, 09:01:53
Cureton to Shrewsbury. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 9, 15:47:40
- Seen that guys nexus annoying signature on page 2? Wrath-tastic! (NCFC) - megson, Feb 9, 16:14:10
- ^^^Fist Wizard warning (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 9, 15:51:00
  - fist wizard lol (n/m) (NCFC) - kenny powers, Feb 9, 16:02:35
  - I'm glad you issued Tomby a warning you know what he gets like! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 9, 15:52:59
    - pinkerns oh kaye (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 9, 17:11:23
      - oh yeah I remember now you've told me! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 9, 19:51:34
    - It'll put him right off his fondant fancies (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 9, 15:53:45
- Shame we didn't do it as a swap for Holt at the start of the year. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 9, 15:49:00
Persephone: PERSEPHONE!!! What sort of a kin name is that???? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 9, 14:12:19
- Ancient Greek init? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 9, 14:49:39
  - Goddess of the underground - didn't know they had a tube line back then.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 9, 15:49:46
- If you're going to vote Tory, it's the sort of name you'd better get used to (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 9, 14:16:44
  - Well I was out with a load of blue rinse mega-tories the other Sunday (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 9, 14:23:41
    - "the bluest blue constituency in the country" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 9, 16:15:24
      - Cuntingdon (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 9, 17:03:32
    - Did you score? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 9, 14:28:30
      - fairly musky (n/m) (General Chat) - kenny powers, Feb 9, 14:31:12
      - If not actually filthy, then at least fairly dusty. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 9, 14:29:46
        
        Do you still love Seth Lakeman? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 9, 14:39:09
        
        Yep. Sin him twice at the Leadmill. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 9, 14:53:58
        
        Done about 15 songs on spotify. I'll give it a few days and see if I like it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 9, 15:33:22
  - you tell him Tarquin! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 9, 14:23:40
So this fella Ali Dizaei (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 9, 13:20:17
- the National Black Police Association is open to all police officers regardless of skin co (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 9, 13:28:27
  - Is there a National White Police Association ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 9, 14:37:55
  - would they let Jim Davidson join? (General Chat) - jayson blair, Feb 9, 13:40:53
    - are they in policing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 9, 13:43:53
      - PC Greg Downs (General Chat) - jayson blair, Feb 9, 14:05:11
        
        I don't get your point (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 9, 14:11:05
        
        Anfield, mid 80s (General Chat) - jayson blair, Feb 9, 14:20:06
        
        I don't know the incident (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 9, 14:40:01
        
        Who is Greg Downs please (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 9, 14:15:16
        
        please don't answer the above question (n/m) (General Chat) - kenny powers, Feb 9, 14:17:37
        
        Googled it - before my time as a supporter (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 9, 14:19:59
        
        I think his attitude is fairly typical of a (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 9, 14:07:50
  - Really? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 9, 13:30:20
    - yep, really (heard on radio 4 the other week) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 9, 13:40:37
    - Probably against the law otherwise (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 9, 13:34:40
    - There's only one thing black people in London hate more than white police officers (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 9, 13:34:40
      - What about when you step in a soft dog turd in really ridgy soled trainers? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 9, 13:41:46
        
        Sometimes the smell of a freshly layed dog turd can be rather pleasant (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 9, 13:48:41
        
        AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 9, 13:42:41
        
        Bit harsh calling yourself a girl..... (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 9, 13:46:07
        
        You should see me at weekends (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 9, 13:49:47
        
        I would do but you insisted amyl in your eyes would be a fun idea (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 9, 13:50:57
      - Black Police showin out for the white cop. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 9, 13:37:08
        
        Byronic (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 9, 13:38:14
      - and being mugged (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 9, 13:35:43
- you know how it is the police force (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 9, 13:28:22
... (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 9, 12:54:08
- I made that (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, Feb 9, 14:38:54
- is that the new badge? i like it a lot (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 9, 12:55:26
  - It's gonna be the new emblem on the Gunn Club wall. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 9, 12:59:00
    - backlit i hope (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 9, 12:59:28
there is no fucking way hose a that we will go to the end of the season undefeated no fuck (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 9, 11:14:16
- it's a puppet!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bentley Rhythm Ace, Feb 9, 11:33:09
  - I've seen him (NCFC) - pants, Feb 9, 11:41:42
- Dissident (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 9, 11:24:55
  - Antidissestablishmentarianism (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 9, 12:08:37
  - i don't live anywhere near diss (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 9, 11:27:45
    - I used to. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 9, 11:33:02
      - were you a diss placed person then? (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 9, 11:34:40
        
        That is dissgraceful (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 9, 11:41:48
        
        agree, very Disstasteful (n/m) (NCFC) - Bentley Rhythm Ace, Feb 9, 11:46:24
Chris Martin scored from this free kick (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 8, 11:50:01
- But XXL doesn't rate him (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 8, 11:52:01
- Apart from the six-man wall (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 8, 11:51:08
  - Yes, well put (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 8, 11:53:12
Erm, ole... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 8, 10:22:24
- He is juan fat hombre esse (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 8, 10:35:50
- Couple of gun belts, drugs and a donkey and you've got the real thing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 8, 10:34:50
  - You appear to know far too much... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 8, 11:35:11
    - He's done mule work for a cartel of greasers on and off for the last ten years. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 11:37:48
      - "greasers"? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 8, 11:41:58
        
        Smuggling grease. (General Chat) - APB, Feb 8, 11:45:16
- ... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 8, 10:24:26
  - Bothered (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 8, 10:26:43
    - ^^totally bothered^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 8, 10:40:00
Saturday that's just gone (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 8, 09:23:58
- nothing compaired to the ghetto of Eaton, just off Newmarket Rud. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 8, 10:07:43
- may have been a culture shock (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 8, 09:26:32
  - I've lived in some rough areas of London. Bermondsey is by no means the worst (NCFC) - tim berry, Feb 8, 10:29:43
  - Possibly, but not all of Norfolk is the Golden Triangle. (NCFC) - APB, Feb 8, 09:35:13
    - Next time (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 8, 09:39:23
      - Bits of Norwich are quite rough. (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 8, 10:45:11
  - Yeah made me realise how cosseted my son has been (NCFC) - Bentley Rhythm Ace, Feb 8, 09:31:56
England in with Wales (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Feb 7, 11:46:27
- Only 5 in our group so only winner goes through (Other Football) - conker, Feb 7, 11:47:38
  - ^^^^^ MISINFORMATION (Other Football) - The Judge, Feb 7, 13:10:51
  - Tough group (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 7, 11:49:54
Did anyone get any grief yesterday? (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 7, 11:39:39
- If it was those guys who were sat next to us at the game, all I can say is (NCFC) - tim berry, Feb 7, 17:29:01
- I did (NCFC) - conker, Feb 7, 11:40:28
  - Understandable.. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 7, 11:42:27