i'm with you there on virtually all of it. Variations are that our dog (sort of cross

rodent/canine) hates the wet weather and takes ages to get out of the door for a pee. goes out, forgets that it needs a pee, takes ages circling around , sees a pheasant, chases it, eventually has a pee, runs straight to the lounge with wet feet, legs, stomach.
Dishwasher, generally ok because I've loaded it.
Signs I'm old, tripped very slightly the other day on back door step/ front of slipper flapping combo. Thought nothing of it until I see a larger than expected bruise on arm.

Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 12, 12:04:29