I've properly turned into a Victor Meldrew this last year or so

This bloody god awful weather is getting right on my tits. Oh look, the Fenton wants to go into the garden for the 10th time this morning, sure mate, just bring in a bog's worth of mud each time. That's it, go out there and stand in the rain and do nothing but stare at where a fox once stood 2 days ago. Definitely worth it.

This god damn cold that just won't budge, despicable. Who needs to be able to breath anyway?

Oh good, injured my leg so can't walk properly. That'll lift the spirits.

Time to unstack the dishwasher, didn't I just do that 5 minutes ago? No, ok, I'll do it then. Water on all of the upside down mugs, perfect.

Hotmail - don't get me started.

And now The Greek Lad is injured.

I don't bloody believe it.

Posted By: Charles21, Mar 12, 11:32:35