Best chat up line ever........

no,im not supplying one,just wondered what some of you slightly strange people might say when faced with a nice young lady.

Then we will get camcan to judge them

Posted By: conker, Oct 26, 16:39:21

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4
Suck bitch
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 16:55:39
4
Not chat up line, but still makes me laugh.
Posted By: The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:50:42
11
Would you like to see Mick Channon's autograph?
Posted By: mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:48:33
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.....
Posted By: big_erics_shin, Oct 26, 16:46:57
3
Do you like speedway? Never fails.
Posted By: The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:45:53
11
The weirdest one - my mate Rich (not Big Rich) in The Sports Cafe in Londinium..
Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:45:24
Chat up lines ? Don't use them.
Posted By: Arganth, Oct 26, 16:45:11
1
Do you know where I can purchase some cough linctus?
Posted By: mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:44:24
my face is leaving in five minutes
Posted By: Dave in France, Oct 26, 16:43:27
3
"Can I cup your Mary please?"
Posted By: The Editor of Milk, Oct 26, 16:42:24
1
I was in Clatty Pats in Glasgow and my mate Big Rich said to this young lady (who had
Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:41:58
1
I may not be the best looking guy in the room but i`m the only one talking to you!
Posted By: Thomo, Oct 26, 16:40:51
2
Your hair is looking fantastic tonight.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:40:44

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