I was in Clatty Pats in Glasgow and my mate Big Rich said to this young lady (who had

lichen on her teeth by the way)

"What are you doing tomorrow night?"

Her coyly: "Nothing, why?"

Him: "Well, have a bath 'cos you f**king stink"

it was cruel but true

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:41:58