Not chat up line, but still makes me laugh.
My (quite fat) mate - Hello, would you like to dance?
Girly - Come back when you've lost 4 stone.
Mate - well if I lost 4 stone I wouldn't be asking you, you ugly b***h.
Posted By: The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:50:42
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- Yes! LOL.. That's great! Hahaha!
Posted By: Worf55, Oct 26, 16:52:31 - 2was that during the 'erection section' at Hy's, Tooder Hall or Pennies?
Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:51:54
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