Messages For 2nd April 2026

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• 03/04/2026
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• 01/04/2026

• Fucking last you toilet roll buying pasta overloading petrol hoarding bastards
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 2, 23:59:55
• Last
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 2, 23:59:47
• First
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 2, 23:58:17
• Why your rotor cuff won’t heal
  Posted By: Fenwood Lad, Apr 2, 23:51:54
• Nicholas Witchell dazzles in two piece bikini
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 2, 23:33:29
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  Last
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 2, 22:47:50
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  Crime 101. Now, that's a good movie. Project Hail Mary..
  Posted By: jimbo, Apr 2, 21:07:47
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  Of the 12 people who have set foot on the moon, only 4 are still living, and they are all
  Posted By: Legacy Fan, Apr 2, 20:25:18
• Usacanary's cruise docked in Honduras.
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 2, 19:10:45
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  Underground Transgender Mafia
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 2, 19:04:06
• Many thanks.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, Apr 2, 18:25:20
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  Press news in...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Apr 2, 17:15:09
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  Question for the legal beagles...
  Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 2, 16:57:25
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  New Performance Director
  Posted By: norwaay, Apr 2, 16:03:47
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  You could get hit by a bus tomorrow, no biggy
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 2, 14:54:43
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  Anyone get tickets?
  Posted By: SCC 28, Apr 2, 14:30:49
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  I know my haterz are as dumb as a box of rocks...
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 2, 13:32:03
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  Is it time for a NASA XI?
  Posted By: BSE Canary, Apr 2, 13:19:57
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  Which Wrather created this group for the Suffolk knuckle daggers on April 1st? 🎣
  Posted By: col canary, Apr 2, 12:42:09
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  Project Hail Mary
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 2, 12:16:01
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  If you had a friend with this on his CV, would you think him a good or arrogant?...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Apr 2, 11:45:35
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  Is there a press conference today? If so what time is it please,? Thanks in advance. OTBC
  Posted By: Bonjour, Apr 2, 10:13:06
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  Just catching up on yesterday’s posting.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, Apr 2, 09:54:45
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  First
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 2, 09:30:08
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  ‘Nicest man in football’ turns out to be a right old
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 2, 08:32:29
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  Teddy Sheringham is 60 today
  Posted By: JoeyDeacon, Apr 2, 08:06:25
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  “ As someone who has friends at NASA...”
  Posted By: Duck, Apr 2, 08:02:49
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  Toilet blocked on artemis
  Posted By: KevinBond, Apr 2, 01:16:39
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  Wrath of the Wordle 2 boom
  Posted By: revsimon, Apr 2, 00:09:54

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