I saw pudsey in Gayton Fish & Chip shop on Sunday

He was tall and skinny, and his head was dismembered and hanging limply from the back of his neck.

And he was smoking.

And he ordered a saveloy and chips (SAVELOY AND CHIPS!!!).

In a Northern accent.

Childhood illusions shattered.

Posted By: Yellalee on November 18th 2008 at 15:07:51

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Tell you what, children in need. I saw the Royle Family Sketch, which went along the lines (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:45:04
- a ?1 coin & a -20p coin (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 18, 15:23:36
- also, if they can afford to spunk 9 millions on paying jonothan ross for gardening leave t (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 15:01:17
- "Children in Need" (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:55:19
  - oi! stop wrathing and check ya works mail! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 15:00:35
    - Dunt wuk fer ages. Prob wunt getat till toomara (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 15:08:05
      - oooooooh what a BIG file you have meester! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 15:10:04
        
        Are you still selling stuff oop north or have they all gone (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 15:12:51
        
        dunno about housing in the north west......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 15:27:06
- and what's happened to pudsy? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 18, 14:51:50
  - I saw pudsey in Gayton Fish & Chip shop on Sunday (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:07:51
    - "Gayton" - snigger! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 15:10:29
  - His head fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 18, 14:55:42
  - I know the guy who was in the Pudsey outfit in the BBC studio 3 years ago. (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 18, 14:55:35
    - I'm guessing it's common knowledge that anyone who is prepared to wear such things (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:57:42
      - I would pay fucking good money to have a go in Captain Canary on the pitch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:59:16
        
        i have done it (General Chat) - south, Nov 18, 15:52:45
        
        Wait for the new one coming... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:08:23
        
        is it you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 15:34:34
        
        Fuck no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:38:59
        
        your brother then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 16:00:13
        
        You've got the wrong end of the stick. Not replacing something existing... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 16:19:55
        
        Is Capt. Canary getting a new pal? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 16:24:45
        
        maybe Norfolk Dumpling's making a comeback (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 16:29:41
        
        I love dumplens. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 16:34:56
        
        canary fairy? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 16:09:29
        
        How would one go about applying for such a job? I'd even buy my own trill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 15:12:09
        
        Already gone, i'm afraid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:17:38
        
        I'd try and bum Splat the Cat in front of the Ability Counts bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 15:02:16
        
        I've done that (n/m) (General Chat) - Predictable_Panda, Nov 18, 15:06:55
        
        and what would you do if you got the captain canary gig? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 15:05:21
        
        I'd try and bum the opposing team's mascot in front of the Ability Counts bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 15:16:49
        
        I'd run the length of the pitch really quick and do a belly slide in front of the barclay. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 15:07:33
        
        and a commemorative arse waggle to the away fans (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 15:08:45
        
        wahey!!!!! (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:06:23
        
        he's fucking useless (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 15:02:04
        
        I'd get off my face and try to incite a riot (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 18, 15:00:50
        
        Pudsey and Captain Canary hang out together............... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 18, 15:00:41
        
        Me too. I'd love to have a go (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 18, 15:00:20
  - Davey the Boy donated 20 B&H to the Children in Need bucket in The York once (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:53:52
- You said: "He gets 4 coins out.." (4 x 20p = 80p) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:48:53
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:50:23
    - did (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:51:24
      - didn't, he suggests he's giving 80p to charity (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:52:02
        
        maybe he counts giving to himself as 'charity'. there you go. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 18, 14:56:27
        
        damn you!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:21:03
        
        2 x 40p? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:54:36
        
        yeah, so how get 80p with 2 coins? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:56:21
        
        2 x 40p pieces! Burry iriot! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:57:09
        
        haha, chicken roundabout (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:58:21
  - they do twutty pees now? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 14:50:06
- Redesigned to use new ballscrew assembly (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:45:48
  - here it is (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:46:44
    - Nope, this is it (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:51:08
      - CB41....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 14:55:06
      - riveting (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:52:42
        
        I much prefer plastic inserts to the external tube ball return actually..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 14:58:56
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:54:14

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