Tell you what, children in need. I saw the Royle Family Sketch, which went along the lines

of Jims being generous with his savings, camera pans to jim looking down the back of the chair for old money

He gets 4 coins out, puts one on each arm rest "half for me, half for children in need"

How much are you giving to charity jim?

"80p!!!!"

Erm, two coins? 80p?

Posted By: pants on November 18th 2008 at 14:45:04

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Tell you what, children in need. I saw the Royle Family Sketch, which went along the lines (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:45:04
- a ?1 coin & a -20p coin (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 18, 15:23:36
- also, if they can afford to spunk 9 millions on paying jonothan ross for gardening leave t (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 15:01:17
- "Children in Need" (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:55:19
  - oi! stop wrathing and check ya works mail! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 15:00:35
    - Dunt wuk fer ages. Prob wunt getat till toomara (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 15:08:05
      - oooooooh what a BIG file you have meester! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 15:10:04
        
        Are you still selling stuff oop north or have they all gone (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 15:12:51
        
        dunno about housing in the north west......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 15:27:06
- and what's happened to pudsy? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 18, 14:51:50
  - I saw pudsey in Gayton Fish & Chip shop on Sunday (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:07:51
    - "Gayton" - snigger! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 15:10:29
  - His head fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 18, 14:55:42
  - I know the guy who was in the Pudsey outfit in the BBC studio 3 years ago. (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 18, 14:55:35
    - I'm guessing it's common knowledge that anyone who is prepared to wear such things (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:57:42
      - I would pay fucking good money to have a go in Captain Canary on the pitch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:59:16
        
        i have done it (General Chat) - south, Nov 18, 15:52:45
        
        Wait for the new one coming... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:08:23
        
        is it you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 15:34:34
        
        Fuck no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:38:59
        
        your brother then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 16:00:13
        
        You've got the wrong end of the stick. Not replacing something existing... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 16:19:55
        
        Is Capt. Canary getting a new pal? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 16:24:45
        
        maybe Norfolk Dumpling's making a comeback (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 16:29:41
        
        I love dumplens. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 16:34:56
        
        canary fairy? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 16:09:29
        
        How would one go about applying for such a job? I'd even buy my own trill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 15:12:09
        
        Already gone, i'm afraid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:17:38
        
        I'd try and bum Splat the Cat in front of the Ability Counts bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 15:02:16
        
        I've done that (n/m) (General Chat) - Predictable_Panda, Nov 18, 15:06:55
        
        and what would you do if you got the captain canary gig? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 15:05:21
        
        I'd try and bum the opposing team's mascot in front of the Ability Counts bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 15:16:49
        
        I'd run the length of the pitch really quick and do a belly slide in front of the barclay. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 15:07:33
        
        and a commemorative arse waggle to the away fans (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 15:08:45
        
        wahey!!!!! (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:06:23
        
        he's fucking useless (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 15:02:04
        
        I'd get off my face and try to incite a riot (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 18, 15:00:50
        
        Pudsey and Captain Canary hang out together............... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 18, 15:00:41
        
        Me too. I'd love to have a go (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 18, 15:00:20
  - Davey the Boy donated 20 B&H to the Children in Need bucket in The York once (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:53:52
- You said: "He gets 4 coins out.." (4 x 20p = 80p) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:48:53
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:50:23
    - did (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:51:24
      - didn't, he suggests he's giving 80p to charity (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:52:02
        
        maybe he counts giving to himself as 'charity'. there you go. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 18, 14:56:27
        
        damn you!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:21:03
        
        2 x 40p? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:54:36
        
        yeah, so how get 80p with 2 coins? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:56:21
        
        2 x 40p pieces! Burry iriot! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 14:57:09
        
        haha, chicken roundabout (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:58:21
  - they do twutty pees now? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 14:50:06
- Redesigned to use new ballscrew assembly (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:45:48
  - here it is (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:46:44
    - Nope, this is it (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:51:08
      - CB41....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 14:55:06
      - riveting (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:52:42
        
        I much prefer plastic inserts to the external tube ball return actually..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 14:58:56
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:54:14

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