My dad once

used to chuck oranges into next doors garden for a laugh. Said next door neighbour thought it was the other side doing it

Dad kept doing it regardless of knowing what was happening

Benny two doors down was a psychiatric nurse, and was about ready to have neighbour sectioned under the mental health act for suggesting he throws oranges into his garden daily

Benny and neighbour initially fell out years and years ago, because Benny had a gun, and neighbour had a rabbit. Benny leaned over the fence one day and said to neighbour "you couldn't just pass me that could you, I'm having it for my tea"

I love both stories me

Posted By: pants on August 5th 2008 at 15:26:04

Message Thread

When I was a very young AB I tried marmite and didn't like it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:18:56
- Marmite is god's own ambrosia (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 15:44:47
- it may stop you being bitten by mozzies iin your tent though (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:40:19
- Cover my book in Marmite and then eat it. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:32:15
  - my toe still ain't right (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:34:07
    - Seen the doctor yet? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:36:34
      - nah (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:38:10
        
        Yeah. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:38:48
        
        cool (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:39:53
- How did you not know that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 5, 15:31:23
  - I know. I guess no-one ever said to me "These taste of marmite you know." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:33:01
  - missing chromosomes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:32:46
- Marmite is the devil's own faeces. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:30:58
  - Mind you, if marmite is the devil's diarrhoea, twiglets are his little logs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:33:42
- no (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:29:12
  - Marmite on toast, though, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:33:26
    - makes the toast sticky and soggy (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:36:34
    - Just crap on some toast and eat that then. Cheaper. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:35:54
    - with wholemeal bread, it's fucking lovely, i have that every morning for breakfast. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 5, 15:35:24
      - try it with a bit of chilli powder, its ruddy marvellous (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 15:50:25
- No, it's horrible and tastes of sh*te. It's made from melted horses. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 15:27:30
  - It's vegetarian (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 5, 15:29:54
    - so are horses (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:30:44
      - Ruminants, in't thee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:32:57
        
        meant what was in their diet, rather than how they digested it (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:37:47
        
        They're not anyway. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:41:02
        
        I think we may win two awards (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:41:59
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:43:19
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 15:27:21
- My dad once (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:26:04
- yes, go get it (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 5, 15:25:54
- I once sucked my mug after tea, I always did it, one day I did it too much (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:22:46
- It's wonderful. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:22:30
- marmite rocks. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 5, 15:22:17
- Get a small pot and do it on some toast (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 5, 15:22:16

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