When I was a very young AB I tried marmite and didn't like it.

"Yuck," I said, "I don't much care for that." And I never tried it again.

Some years after that, presumably after some maturation of the old taste senses, I tried Twiglets, and rather liked them. Loved them in fact. Practically hoover them up now.

Only now, in my thirty second year on this rock, does someone see fit to tell me that Twiglets are marmite flavoured.

You could have knocked me down with a breath.

All these years I've probably liked marmite and never known it.

What a waste.

Am I quite likely to like marmite then? Should I get some from asdas tonight?

Posted By: Arizona Bay on August 5th 2008 at 15:18:56

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When I was a very young AB I tried marmite and didn't like it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:18:56
- Marmite is god's own ambrosia (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 15:44:47
- it may stop you being bitten by mozzies iin your tent though (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:40:19
- Cover my book in Marmite and then eat it. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:32:15
  - my toe still ain't right (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:34:07
    - Seen the doctor yet? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:36:34
      - nah (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:38:10
        
        Yeah. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:38:48
        
        cool (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:39:53
- How did you not know that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 5, 15:31:23
  - I know. I guess no-one ever said to me "These taste of marmite you know." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:33:01
  - missing chromosomes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:32:46
- Marmite is the devil's own faeces. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:30:58
  - Mind you, if marmite is the devil's diarrhoea, twiglets are his little logs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:33:42
- no (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:29:12
  - Marmite on toast, though, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:33:26
    - makes the toast sticky and soggy (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:36:34
    - Just crap on some toast and eat that then. Cheaper. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:35:54
    - with wholemeal bread, it's fucking lovely, i have that every morning for breakfast. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 5, 15:35:24
      - try it with a bit of chilli powder, its ruddy marvellous (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 15:50:25
- No, it's horrible and tastes of sh*te. It's made from melted horses. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 15:27:30
  - It's vegetarian (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 5, 15:29:54
    - so are horses (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:30:44
      - Ruminants, in't thee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:32:57
        
        meant what was in their diet, rather than how they digested it (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:37:47
        
        They're not anyway. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:41:02
        
        I think we may win two awards (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:41:59
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:43:19
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 15:27:21
- My dad once (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:26:04
- yes, go get it (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 5, 15:25:54
- I once sucked my mug after tea, I always did it, one day I did it too much (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:22:46
- It's wonderful. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:22:30
- marmite rocks. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 5, 15:22:17
- Get a small pot and do it on some toast (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 5, 15:22:16

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