It's wonderful.
I smear it in my navel until it solidifies. You then get a big marmite button. An inny is required for this.
I only know this because my mate thought it would be funny to do it when I was passed out on his sofa once. But it's one of those random discoveries, much like penicillin.
Posted By: Garry Brooke on August 5th 2008 at 15:22:30
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- When I was a very young AB I tried marmite and didn't like it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:18:56
- Marmite is god's own ambrosia (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 15:44:47
- it may stop you being bitten by mozzies iin your tent though (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:40:19
- Cover my book in Marmite and then eat it. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:32:15
- my toe still ain't right (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:34:07
- Seen the doctor yet? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:36:34
- my toe still ain't right (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:34:07
- How did you not know that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 5, 15:31:23
- I know. I guess no-one ever said to me "These taste of marmite you know." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:33:01
- missing chromosomes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:32:46
- Marmite is the devil's own faeces. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:30:58
- Mind you, if marmite is the devil's diarrhoea, twiglets are his little logs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:33:42
- no (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:29:12
- Marmite on toast, though, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:33:26
- makes the toast sticky and soggy (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:36:34
- Just crap on some toast and eat that then. Cheaper. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 15:35:54
- with wholemeal bread, it's fucking lovely, i have that every morning for breakfast. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 5, 15:35:24
- try it with a bit of chilli powder, its ruddy marvellous (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 15:50:25
- Marmite on toast, though, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:33:26
- No, it's horrible and tastes of sh*te. It's made from melted horses. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 15:27:30
- It's vegetarian (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 5, 15:29:54
- so are horses (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:30:44
- Ruminants, in't thee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:32:57
- meant what was in their diet, rather than how they digested it (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:37:47
- They're not anyway. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:41:02
- I think we may win two awards (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:41:59
- Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:43:19
- I think we may win two awards (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:41:59
- They're not anyway. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:41:02
- meant what was in their diet, rather than how they digested it (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:37:47
- Ruminants, in't thee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:32:57
- so are horses (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 5, 15:30:44
- It's vegetarian (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 5, 15:29:54
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 15:27:21
- My dad once (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:26:04
- yes, go get it (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 5, 15:25:54
- I once sucked my mug after tea, I always did it, one day I did it too much (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:22:46
- It's wonderful. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:22:30
- marmite rocks. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 5, 15:22:17
- Get a small pot and do it on some toast (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 5, 15:22:16
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