Foxtrot hopes for England chance

Floppy haired WOTB star Ottoson Foxtrot today issued a "come and get me" plea to the England Cynicism manager, Ron Sneer. "I'm in really sardonic form at the moment, and I've reduced Simon Jordan to tears twice already this season. I don't know what more I can do, but I'm just going to keep plugging away [not a reference to Peter Thorne btw] at my natural game and hope to catch their eyes. I need to work a bit more on my bathos and hyperbole, but I reckon there's no-one out there who can touch me for irony and cynicism."

Ron Sneer said "Who? Oh yeah, him. One trick pony - THIRTY POUNDS isn't enough to get by at international level I'm afraid."

Posted By: Old Git on February 20th 2007 at 14:42:02

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I take it everyone else saw the Etuhu quote following the Chelsea game (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 20, 14:15:28
- actually no, not until you posted it. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Feb 20, 14:40:25
- I think it's a fair enough comment (NCFC) - Caged Canary, Feb 20, 14:24:43
  - The Ebooboo quote that REALLY pissed me off was this one from the Pink Un (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 20, 14:28:57
    - ... (NCFC) - pants, Feb 20, 14:35:17
    - He's the very worst type of player you could possibly have (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 20, 14:34:47
      - In his post-match interview, he said something about having mates "down here" (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 20, 14:42:41
        
        Sounds like the next Keef (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 20, 14:45:36
        
        If he gave a shit (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Feb 20, 14:45:08
        
        Yes, hence the "wannabe" tag (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 20, 14:49:36
        
        That makes him a classic 21st century (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 20, 14:53:28
      - So he is the new Damien Francis then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Feb 20, 14:38:55
        
        always thought he was like that anyway (NCFC) - pants, Feb 20, 14:40:27
- "I don't want to be playing in the Under 21s forever." (NCFC) - pants, Feb 20, 14:23:47
  - I had to say it amused me: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 14:28:23
    - Well, as totally rash and stupid as it sounds (NCFC) - pants, Feb 20, 14:37:42
      - It is if you've seen him in the Spanish league for the last season and a half (NCFC) - pants, Feb 20, 14:45:07
      - Neither rash nor stupid. And is Gabriel Agbonlahor English ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 20, 14:42:14
        
        Racist (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 20, 14:42:36
        
        Seriously though ? I'd never heard of him and assumed that (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 20, 14:48:35
        
        He's a local lad, lived a stones throw from Villa Park all his life (NCFC) - pants, Feb 20, 14:51:05
    - No (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 20, 14:29:34
      - BULLY! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 14:30:31
        
        Foxtrot hopes for England chance (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 20, 14:42:02
        
        Ron Sneer... (NCFC) - Arganth, Feb 20, 15:23:05
        
        HoHo; but shouldn't that read (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 20, 14:44:54

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