funny bout that geezer in Canada recently

He was stopped at airport security and they searched his bag and found a vacuum penis enlarging device, upon questioning about its purpose he couldnt bring himself to be truthful in front of his travelling companion (his mum) so he told them it was a bomb.

Posted By: Tomblander on September 15th 2006 at 09:15:40

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Anyone else on here have no recollection of their first ever ncfc game? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 00:44:58
- first game (NCFC) - fleckisgod, Sep 15, 09:23:47
- It's like Woodstock - if you can remember it, you weren't there (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 08:32:57
  - I remember athe 6-5 win against Liverpool in the seventies (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:41:47
    - His brother Jeff...appeared in The Fly (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Sep 15, 08:48:08
      - and now plays Dev in corrie (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 08:50:17
    - I used to work with Magnus Pikes Grandson (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 08:46:12
      - Did he look exactly like him? That would be brill. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:47:50
        
        You could see the resemblance (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 08:49:19
    - Don't take the brown acid ... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 08:44:24
    - that is a fib (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:44:14
      - Which bit? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:47:52
        
        The bit about the penis gourd - they did not come into use until February '82. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:50:24
        
        Your dad probably was a royal gourd pusher (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:52:29
        
        masquerading as Head of the Art Department at a local middle school - I know that the role (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:04:13
        
        I used to be just the tiniest bit scared of them (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:51:06
        
        My grandad grew runner Beans and tied weights to them to make em longer (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:53:28
        
        I tie weights to my willy to make it longer. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 09:06:47
        
        funny bout that geezer in Canada recently (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:15:40
        
        Chicago then (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:24:13
        
        Foolish - why not just dive straight in with "It's a component for a penis pump", mummy (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:28:21
        
        I always wondered why your City shirt looked a bit clunky at the front... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:12:01
        
        lolicockter (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 09:13:48
- My first game was v Blackburn 1968-69 can't remember a thing about the game but can (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:31:06
  - ETA at the King's tomorrow loj? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:36:56
    - I am looking for a 12.30 - 12.45 start tomorrow as I am very thirsty & haven't eaten since (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:40:48
      - lollitovtits - I wonder what squidgy delights they have planned for you tomorrow. Not sure (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:43:16
        
        Nou sure who's coming with us tomorrow, it could be 3 it could be 8 we never really know (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:47:54
  - Bloody St Johns ambulance (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:32:39
- All I cam remember of my first game... (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Sep 15, 08:30:53
- not sure if it was my first game (NCFC) - megson, Sep 15, 08:29:23
- I don't (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 15, 08:27:33
  - Doctors and Nurses with Becky from 4B? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:28:32
    - Er yeah maybe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 15, 08:31:13
- I remember a game at home to York, must have been 75/76ish (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 08:26:44
  - I remember that game quite well, I couldn't believe we lost to York. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:32:35
    - Hare goo (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 08:38:10
      - I hate people form York. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:41:37
        
        nice Puddings though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:46:02
- I wish I didn't - City 1 - Scum 2 (1973). I think the Golden Earring were on the radio on (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:15:51
  - With clogs on ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 08:45:16
    - Not sure I understand, but if I do, then no. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:47:19
      - Golden Earring are Cloggies innit (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:24:03
        
        aah, I see. Ok. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:25:56
        
        And STILL going (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:30:58
- Durrrrrrrrrrrrr (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:12:44
  - maybe their mum told them (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:16:53
    - or their aunties (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:19:29
      - yeah, fuckan aunties (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:27:47
        
        filthy slags (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:31:37
- Notts county at CR in April 1992 (NCFC) - bellamys_knee, Sep 15, 08:08:57
- I can't even remember the last game I went to and it was (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 07:56:00
- remember it as if it was yesterday (NCFC) - SCC 26, Sep 15, 00:45:40
  - weird (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 00:51:15
    - lol (NCFC) - SCC 26, Sep 15, 00:52:13
      - you'd have thought so (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 00:52:58

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