masquerading as Head of the Art Department at a local middle school - I know that the role

of Royal Gourd Pusher was always shrouded in mystery but, now with changes in the law regarding the Official Secrets Act, we can all have access to a lot more information about what it actually entailed.

... growing gourds mainly, then pushing them down Long Melford High Street (or Risbygate Street in Bury St Edmunds if it was raining) whilst wearing a tinpot crown and shouting "I love you Liz!"

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 15th 2006 at 09:04:13

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Anyone else on here have no recollection of their first ever ncfc game? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 00:44:58
- first game (NCFC) - fleckisgod, Sep 15, 09:23:47
- It's like Woodstock - if you can remember it, you weren't there (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 08:32:57
  - I remember athe 6-5 win against Liverpool in the seventies (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:41:47
    - His brother Jeff...appeared in The Fly (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Sep 15, 08:48:08
      - and now plays Dev in corrie (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 08:50:17
    - I used to work with Magnus Pikes Grandson (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 08:46:12
      - Did he look exactly like him? That would be brill. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:47:50
        
        You could see the resemblance (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 08:49:19
    - Don't take the brown acid ... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 08:44:24
    - that is a fib (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:44:14
      - Which bit? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:47:52
        
        The bit about the penis gourd - they did not come into use until February '82. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:50:24
        
        Your dad probably was a royal gourd pusher (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:52:29
        
        masquerading as Head of the Art Department at a local middle school - I know that the role (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:04:13
        
        I used to be just the tiniest bit scared of them (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:51:06
        
        My grandad grew runner Beans and tied weights to them to make em longer (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:53:28
        
        I tie weights to my willy to make it longer. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 09:06:47
        
        funny bout that geezer in Canada recently (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:15:40
        
        Chicago then (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:24:13
        
        Foolish - why not just dive straight in with "It's a component for a penis pump", mummy (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:28:21
        
        I always wondered why your City shirt looked a bit clunky at the front... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:12:01
        
        lolicockter (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 09:13:48
- My first game was v Blackburn 1968-69 can't remember a thing about the game but can (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:31:06
  - ETA at the King's tomorrow loj? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:36:56
    - I am looking for a 12.30 - 12.45 start tomorrow as I am very thirsty & haven't eaten since (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:40:48
      - lollitovtits - I wonder what squidgy delights they have planned for you tomorrow. Not sure (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:43:16
        
        Nou sure who's coming with us tomorrow, it could be 3 it could be 8 we never really know (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:47:54
  - Bloody St Johns ambulance (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:32:39
- All I cam remember of my first game... (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Sep 15, 08:30:53
- not sure if it was my first game (NCFC) - megson, Sep 15, 08:29:23
- I don't (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 15, 08:27:33
  - Doctors and Nurses with Becky from 4B? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:28:32
    - Er yeah maybe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 15, 08:31:13
- I remember a game at home to York, must have been 75/76ish (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 08:26:44
  - I remember that game quite well, I couldn't believe we lost to York. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:32:35
    - Hare goo (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 08:38:10
      - I hate people form York. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 08:41:37
        
        nice Puddings though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:46:02
- I wish I didn't - City 1 - Scum 2 (1973). I think the Golden Earring were on the radio on (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:15:51
  - With clogs on ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 08:45:16
    - Not sure I understand, but if I do, then no. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:47:19
      - Golden Earring are Cloggies innit (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:24:03
        
        aah, I see. Ok. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:25:56
        
        And STILL going (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:30:58
- Durrrrrrrrrrrrr (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:12:44
  - maybe their mum told them (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:16:53
    - or their aunties (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:19:29
      - yeah, fuckan aunties (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:27:47
        
        filthy slags (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:31:37
- Notts county at CR in April 1992 (NCFC) - bellamys_knee, Sep 15, 08:08:57
- I can't even remember the last game I went to and it was (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 15, 07:56:00
- remember it as if it was yesterday (NCFC) - SCC 26, Sep 15, 00:45:40
  - weird (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 00:51:15
    - lol (NCFC) - SCC 26, Sep 15, 00:52:13
      - you'd have thought so (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 00:52:58

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