never did i think i'd ever see somebody top the bloke sat in his car

nibbling on the end of a big xl block of cathedral city cheddar like a rat, until today.

i've just witnessed a man stood at the back of his car at tesco harfy bridges, boot lid deployed as a banquet table, attacking a vast tesco chickpea salad with all the grace of a zoo animal at feeding time whilst wearing one of those flimsy petrol-station gloves, as if that was the bit preserving his dignity. he was proper shovelling it in with bits falling out of his trap all over the boot lid.

Posted By: Tombs on June 6th 2026 at 16:04:57

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never did i think i'd ever see somebody top the bloke sat in his car (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 6, 16:04:57
- One of my old workmates, Would eat a whole Battenberg like a sausage roll! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 6, 19:23:40
- He would have been arrested on the spot here for that kind of infraction. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 6, 18:32:25
  - least he deserved (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 6, 18:36:32
    - We were in a fairly posh hotel in London having breakfast (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 6, 19:27:09
      - What are you doing in their pyjamas? (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Jun 6, 19:51:44
      - could have been worse 😁 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 6, 19:29:56
- In my defence, I was hungry (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 6, 17:36:40
- Whilst in queuing traffic approaching Manchester a few years ago we pulled (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jun 6, 16:38:28
  - Was he dining too? 🤮 (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jun 6, 17:16:32
- come and say hello next time (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 6, 16:20:55

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