FWIW I thought this joke today was pretty decent

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Combination of Double Entendre with an element of factual truth.

Yes, older Lada's really do have a hand crank to start the engine in colder weather or when the battery is flat.

Give me some credit for actually attempting to write jokes rather than steal them from reddit or X.

Posted By: usacanary on February 24th 2026 at 19:40:16

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I'm so glad that my post about football on a football forum has become solely about USAC. (General Chat) - tim berry, Feb 24, 14:30:16
- Anyone else noticed that many of his posts have an odd sexual aspect to it. (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, Feb 24, 19:24:10
  - I wonder what it's making up for. (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 24, 21:09:54
    - Why not make up some fantasy so you can wank over it later.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 21:20:35
      - that's rich coming from the first class ticket bullshitter (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 24, 21:42:52
        
        I would have been here sooner to agree (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 24, 21:55:56
        
        Are you going to be up all night tilting..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 21:49:52
        
        well here's the thing walt boy, i could stay up and clock your mad orange shitgibbon (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 24, 22:03:35
  - FWIW I thought this joke today was pretty decent (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:40:16
  - Yeh.....Im the first person ever to do sexual jokes...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:27:01
    - Fuck I’m good. (n/m) (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, Feb 24, 19:30:30
      - Just wanted a chance to say it. Don’t need to be mean. (n/m) (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, Feb 24, 19:38:06
        
        OK fair enough. (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:46:25
        
        BLUB of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 24, 21:07:01
        
        The tilt that keeps on giving.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 21:21:44
        
        Maybe you shouldn’t be worrying about catchphrases and landing jokes … (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, Feb 24, 20:17:35
        
        Your first post in this thread was you having a pop at me..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 20:30:24
        
        Fuck I’m good. (n/m) (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, Feb 24, 20:36:13
        
        Yep thats my catchphrase. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 20:38:07
      - yes amazing.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:33:28
- I left a bit on him but he didn’t even bite (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 24, 15:39:01
  - My fans are always looking for attention from me. (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 16:40:42
    - i called you out for being a cunt and you haven't defended yourself (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 24, 16:45:00
      - 🎯🎯🎯 (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 24, 17:51:10
        
        My haterz cant stop tilting..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 18:03:27
      - How long are you going to tilt like this..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 16:48:38
- I was worried by your post Timothy (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 24, 15:36:32
  - We will shit them (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 24, 17:46:24
- And this one’s about to as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Feb 24, 15:09:58
  - Im in the title.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 15:11:14
- Kind of ironic...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 15:02:38
  - It’s the word “Haterz” that does it for me (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Feb 24, 18:08:50
    - LOL...Never told you this but you are one of my fav posters. (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:03:23
  - To be fair in this occasion you didn’t post something football related (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 24, 15:35:26
    - True, but TBF I was going for a joke that probably didnt land.....It happens. (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 16:14:18
      - It "probably didn't land" because it was sexist and misogynistic and that's because (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 24, 18:19:01
        
        Will the tilt ever end....A never ending woke word salad... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:08:50
        
        classic darvo (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 24, 19:08:01
        
        Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 24, 19:11:58
        
        Is this like Tag team wrestling........ (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:14:03
        
        2 vs 1 handicap match.....Andre the Giant vs 2 mental midgets....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:17:20
        
        yeh.... clearly..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:10:24
        
        You know what DARVO means, right? (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 24, 19:15:41
        
        this is becoming a record breaking tilt.....just post your password and be done with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 24, 19:18:13

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