I had one for a bit but sacked it off
It was just for my study, which is in an old tack room detached from the main house and thus untouched by the housekeeper, lazy cow. (I love you Stacey if you’re reading this, you’re not lazy at all.) flushed with the success of my robot lawnmowers I thought I’d give the robot hoover a whirl.
It was useless. Kept get stuck under furniture. Couldn’t cope with files on the floor. Resented rugs. Would find and inhale cables. Rubbish with dog hair. I ended up having to keep the place unnaturally tidy just so the f**king thing would do anything at all.
I think they only work in giant one level apartments with polished concrete floors and no dogs and no furniture
Posted By: Old Git on January 16th 2026 at 12:34:25
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- Robot hoover, yes or no? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 16, 12:11:00
- Only if you have a cat so you can post videos of the cat sitting on it whilst it moves (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 16, 13:24:31
- *say (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 16, 13:24:46
- Don't make your mind up until USA has spoken, they probably have one per cabin! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 16, 13:15:37
- I have servants to clean up my mess... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 16, 13:33:20
- They suck (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 16, 13:11:45
- Ww2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 16, 13:32:15
- I sold mine, it was just collecting dust. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 12:50:55
- I had one for a bit but sacked it off (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 16, 12:34:25
- Hmmmm (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 16, 13:47:37
- i do heart my robomower so much (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 16, 12:53:09
- if they can do the job as well as a (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 16, 12:18:37
- VACUUM CLEANER (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 16, 13:27:18
- Hoover .... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 16, 13:43:55
- I've heard (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 16, 12:30:36
- VACUUM CLEANER (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 16, 13:27:18
- Is he a number 10? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 16, 12:16:08
- wages and injury prone (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 16, 12:19:06
- They come with legs now (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 16, 12:12:56
- Link? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 16, 12:27:51
- Has finally upgraded to a wife (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 16, 12:22:15
- Only if you have a cat so you can post videos of the cat sitting on it whilst it moves (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 16, 13:24:31
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