don't even go there

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Urgent Action

Required today.

£5,815.28

Total on top of base cost (£140 diagnostics charge)

Technical assessment - Engine Warning Light

Our diagnostic assessment has revealed fault codes relating to the NOX sensors and upon visual inspection there is a leak from the thermostat, the vehicle requires both NOX sensors to be replaced with a software update and the replacement coolant thermostat.

£1,782.94

inc VAT

Technical assessment - Oil Leak

Our technician has noted excessive oil residue all around the cam cover we recommend replacing this gasket firstly followed up by a reassessment.

£733.77

inc VAT

Rear Brake Disc Issue

Your rear brake discs are 0.35mm below the manufacturers' safety specification and require replacing (along with the brake pads) to ensure braking performance. Failure to replace these could cause a loss of braking effort and your safety.

£520.82

inc VAT

Prop Shaft - Coupling

Your propshaft coupling is worn/cracked and deteriorated, this item needs to be replaced. If we don't replace it, your car could lose power to the rear wheels and break down. I recommend replacing it today while your car is in the workshop.

£621.08

inc VAT

Service Overdue

The vehicle is stating that the A5 service is due in 2700 miles, it is imperative that the vehicle is maintained to the manufacturers schedule to ensure continued performance and avoid unnecessary break downs.

£495.06

inc VAT

Battery faulty

Your vehicle's battery has failed the serviceability test! The AA state that battery failure is one of the most common reasons for breakdowns. As your battery has failed the test, I’d recommend changing the battery to avoid the unexpected inconvenience of a breakdown.

£299.46

inc VAT

Rear Wheel Damaged: Offside

The wheel is damaged and could affect your safety. A weld can be carried out to rectify this issue

£119.58

inc VAT

Wheel Alignment Issue

Your wheel alignment is out of spec, this will cause higher fuel consumption, poor driving characteristics and uneven tyre wear, with the way British roads are we recommend having this checked every 6 months, adjusting this could extend your tyres use by up to 5000 miles, an adjustment is required.

£120.00

inc VAT

Front Anti Roll Bar Link Issue: Nearside

Your suspension front anti-roll bar link displays signs of wear, causing excessive free play. However, free play can result in a lack of vehicle stability, so we recommend replacing this today.

£147.75

inc VAT

Front Control Arm Bush Issue: Offside

Your front suspension control arm ball joint is worn, causing slight free play. Free play can result in uneven tyre wear and impact the overall steering performance, posing a safety risk. Therefore, I strongly recommend replacing the control arm bush.

£524.25

inc VAT

Spare Wheel issue

The spare wheel canister is missing, this means if you get a puncture you will have no way of driving the car, new required

£47.61

inc VAT

Rear Shock Absorber Leak: Nearside

Your rear shock absorber is leaking and has reached the end of its service life. Given that this can compromise your vehicle's road holding, control, and braking performance, it is advisable to have it replaced promptly to ensure your safety.
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boo hoo me.

i f**ked them off for a £300 quid battery and also the spare wheel and wheel alignment piss take but... ffs not ideal.

honestly, it was much cheaper to run an aston martin vantage even though it positively gulped fuel.

Posted By: Tombs on December 16th 2025 at 21:48:51

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