Or even...

Torture me
I'm just an animal, you see
I'm the slap for your lap
Not upset
You know pets don't really feel
Torture me
Why don't you carve my body up?
Throw me into a pot
Make it hot
And you'll have a lovely meal
Torture me
'Cause you're the beauty, I'm the beast
For your feast
Weddings, bar mitzvahs and all
Torture me
Take my skin, eat my flesh
'Cause it's fresh
Boil or roast'll be a ball
And if I can suffer more
And if I can suffer more
I'll improve your life for sure
And if I can suffer more
And if I can suffer more
And if I whimper, just ignore me

Posted By: BSE Canary on December 10th 2025 at 14:05:46

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Attenzione: mugs ➡➡➡➡➡➡➡➡➡➡ (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 10:57:51
- Bet it's not enough for six, I say four. God bless Mister T Christmastime, and baby.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 10, 11:37:31
- My fav is a Beef Wellington... Waitrose one is £65; Brighams is £24... M&S (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 10, 11:32:55
  - Our local butchers does a great one too (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 10, 13:15:50
  - I like the look of this... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 10, 11:42:01
    - Our local bar does for 16 euros. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 10, 13:41:10
      - Bargain! Two at that price. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 10, 17:05:39
    - arooooga!! bumper meat sweats klaxon 🚨🚨🚨 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 13:09:31
    - If we were little pigs we'd sing (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 10, 12:02:14
      - Or even... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 10, 14:05:46
        
        Or (General Chat) - APB, Dec 10, 17:22:36
        
        Come round (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 10, 14:41:58
      - Well that puts a downer on the old Charcuterie board. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 10, 12:05:24
    - There's about £25 worth there tops if bought individually... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 10, 11:51:44
- Fenton’s Christmas treat ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Dec 10, 11:12:42
- These are very good (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 10, 11:01:21
  - Farmed salmon is an environmental catastrophe (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 10, 11:32:06
    - Yebbut (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 10, 11:34:42
      - That’s just about the welfare of the animals (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 10, 11:37:58
        
        what are the environmental benefits in airfreighting wild salmon to the uk from alaska? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 12:53:55
        
        right, i've checked done my research, checked all of my encyclopedias (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 13:41:01
        
        Apology accepted about sentence is reduced to 6 months (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 10, 14:03:47
        
        They should make them swim here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 10, 13:32:47
        
        Certainly needs more regulation (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 10, 11:56:25
  - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 11:09:05

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