If we were little pigs we'd sing

Heifer whines could be human cries
Closer comes the screaming knife
This beautiful creature must die
This beautiful creature must die
A death for no reason
And death for no reason is murder
And the flesh you so fancifully fry
Is not succulent, tasty or kind
It's death for no reason
And death for no reason is murder
And the calf that you carve with a smile
Is murder
And the turkey you festively slice
Is murder
Do you know how animals die?
Kitchen aromas aren't very homely
It's not "comforting", cheery or kind
It's sizzling blood and the unholy stench
Of murder
It's not natural, normal or kind
The flesh you so fancifully fry
The meat in your mouth
As you savour the flavour
Of murder
No, no, no, it's murder
No, no, no, it's murder
Oh, and who hears when animals cry?

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on December 10th 2025 at 12:02:14

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Attenzione: mugs ➡➡➡➡➡➡➡➡➡➡ (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 10:57:51
- Bet it's not enough for six, I say four. God bless Mister T Christmastime, and baby.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 10, 11:37:31
- My fav is a Beef Wellington... Waitrose one is £65; Brighams is £24... M&S (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 10, 11:32:55
  - Our local butchers does a great one too (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 10, 13:15:50
  - I like the look of this... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 10, 11:42:01
    - Our local bar does for 16 euros. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 10, 13:41:10
      - Bargain! Two at that price. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 10, 17:05:39
    - arooooga!! bumper meat sweats klaxon 🚨🚨🚨 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 13:09:31
    - If we were little pigs we'd sing (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 10, 12:02:14
      - Or even... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 10, 14:05:46
        
        Or (General Chat) - APB, Dec 10, 17:22:36
        
        Come round (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 10, 14:41:58
      - Well that puts a downer on the old Charcuterie board. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 10, 12:05:24
    - There's about £25 worth there tops if bought individually... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 10, 11:51:44
- Fenton’s Christmas treat ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Dec 10, 11:12:42
- These are very good (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 10, 11:01:21
  - Farmed salmon is an environmental catastrophe (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 10, 11:32:06
    - Yebbut (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 10, 11:34:42
      - That’s just about the welfare of the animals (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 10, 11:37:58
        
        what are the environmental benefits in airfreighting wild salmon to the uk from alaska? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 12:53:55
        
        right, i've checked done my research, checked all of my encyclopedias (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 13:41:01
        
        Apology accepted about sentence is reduced to 6 months (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 10, 14:03:47
        
        They should make them swim here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 10, 13:32:47
        
        Certainly needs more regulation (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 10, 11:56:25
  - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 10, 11:09:05

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