I'd rather they just went back to the days of

Telling us how windy it was going to be by using the tried & tested Beaufort scale.

Or naming them appropriately.

Storm meh, but stupid people will still ask if the school will be open on Facebook

Storm stack up your plastic garden furniture, that should do

Storm don't put your wheelie bin out early unless you've snuck something heavy into it that shouldn't be in the green one

Storm pack the trampoline away

Storm don't take the dog out in a forest

Storm proper f**king bastard, stay in and open that bottle of Dalmore 12yr old single malt

Posted By: Captain Bligh on November 16th 2025 at 10:37:39


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