I love the Tom and Jerry scenario this conjures up

"Martyn Coe was about to tuck into his dinner at his home in Overstrand when he noticed the foreign object."

There's Martyn sitting at his table, knife and fork in hand, licking his salivating lips, knapkin tucked into his collar, and Mrs Coe, (dramatic licence used here, as it sounds like Martyn lives alone and eats directly from plastic containers, possibly) presents him with his dinner and he stabs the fork in, and with a theatrical double take, he spies the offending blue plastic thing...

Or even better would be he is pictured with a blue plastic thing shape in his neck after he actually ate it.

Posted By: McGill on August 23rd 2022 at 18:25:49

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you never think something like this could happen in norfolk but it just goes to show it (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 14:38:54
- I love the Tom and Jerry scenario this conjures up (General Chat) - McGill, Aug 23, 18:25:49
- FFS that’s disgusting (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 18:08:13
- Good job it wasn't coleslaw coloured (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 23, 15:49:53
- Dear god, will someone think of the children! (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 23, 14:59:46
- makes no sense..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 14:54:50
  - To be fair, it does make some sense (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 14:58:59
    - This stuff is mass produced....... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:04:41
      - Sorry If im breaking the forth wall...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:08:36
        
        The evidence says you're wrong (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Aug 23, 15:51:26
        
        But when he said "other products"" (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 15:14:12
        
        FWIW, trust me, I know this stuff. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:23:29
        
        Thanks for clearing up any misconceptions (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 15:41:26
        
        For good reason.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:26:08
        
        Agreed, def happens (General Chat) - Jester, Aug 23, 15:56:53
        
        surpised he got pasta female security guard (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 16:02:48
        
        -1? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 15:29:49
      - i've been onto the manufacturers "meadow fresh" based in ireland (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:08:06
        
        Honestly, if you think that's going to satisfy his righteous fury, think on (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 15:18:41
        
        it's knocked ukraine right out of the news arena (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:25:40
    - or cheese bread, or cheesy mashed spud, or squeazy cheesy peas (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:04:34
      - ... (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Aug 23, 18:59:40
      - I love Cheese but I have to admit I'm a bit over it at the moment. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:05:40
        
        i got some cave aged cheddar from cheddar gorge a couple of weeks ago (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:10:24
        
        Did you find in it a perfectly preserved Mesolithic man, by any chance? (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 15:21:17
        
        nope it was in a shop over the road but the "guarantee" stated it has spent between 6 (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:36:30
- I think it's very touching - Mr Coe has found his life's work (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 14:52:58
- I find it hard to believe (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 23, 14:48:14
  - Ken Dodds Dads Dog's shit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Aug 23, 15:10:22
- He was having that for his dinner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Aug 23, 14:41:39
  - yep, cheese coleslaw (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 14:50:41

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