How about, from 2022 there will be a black coffee option and we won’t overfill the cups

So they don’t piss out over your hand so you don’t burn yourself trying to jog up the steps because it’s taken so long to get served at half time because we employ children to pour an ice cold cheap ale from a bottle they’ve spent 2 minutes trying to open because there’s one bottle opener in the whole kiosk and only one adult knows how to use it and he’s busy microwaving the foot-longs because he taken by surprise at the influx of people running down the steps at 15:45 and wasn’t ready?
Just a thought.

Posted By: Augustus Pablo on May 27th 2022 at 08:06:04

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Exciting announcements over the next few weeks (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, May 27, 07:05:56
- Building a 1/8 scale model of Mount Everest at Colney. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 27, 14:53:34
- New 4yr contracts for deansmith and Shakey surely! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 27, 10:18:16
  - That would definitely fill the exciting category (NCFC) - APB, May 27, 11:09:54
    - What if there was only one 4 year contract up for grabs and (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 27, 11:30:18
      - Oh no (NCFC) - APB, May 27, 11:53:28
- New stock of Norwich city Bed sheets (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, May 27, 10:00:24
  - They are already presoaked... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 27, 14:59:04
- Soccerbot getting Windows 11 and MS Office (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 27, 09:17:14
  - Ours is probably still waiting for Windows XP (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, May 27, 09:37:01
    - As long as it has MS Paint and a .mov file of Weezers 'Buddy Holly' (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 27, 10:14:36
- The last time they teased us with similar, wasn’t it a boxing match or something? (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, May 27, 09:15:35
- not entirely sure i'm up for exciting announcements any more (NCFC) - Tombs, May 27, 08:25:23
  - On typical form..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Steven_P_Morrissey, May 27, 09:50:57
    - really, haven't you got anyone else to stalk? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 27, 10:08:36
  - Cheer up. We have lots of winnable games next season (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, May 27, 08:50:30
    - He's actually correct, even if it's not entirely sincere... (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, May 27, 09:29:24
- Marquee signing when window opens? (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, May 27, 08:19:19
  - virtual football matches where we win every game (n/m) (NCFC) - pab, May 27, 09:23:48
  - I’ve got a gazebo (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 27, 08:57:40
    - pop up? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 27, 09:02:04
      - What happened to it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 27, 09:09:01
        
        storm blew it over next doors roof into their neighbours garden (NCFC) - Tombs, May 27, 09:13:06
        
        What a life though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 27, 09:38:42
    - I'd love to see your tent (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 27, 08:59:45
- What do we thing is most likely ?…. (NCFC) - loz, May 27, 07:07:41
  - New stand? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, May 27, 09:40:56
  - New Investor. A little known Irish billionaire Abraham O’Vitch (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, May 27, 09:13:47
  - New contract for Todd (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 27, 09:06:51
    - Oh god. (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 27, 09:40:10
  - He's not renewing his contract (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, May 27, 08:58:30
  - New shirt sponsor (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 27, 08:57:10
    - Mountain Warehouse (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, May 27, 08:59:17
      - Pornhub (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, May 27, 09:10:02
  - Something to do with climbing a mountain maybe (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, May 27, 08:51:42
  - Rocketboots for season ticket holders (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, May 27, 08:07:41
  - A new stand would be lovely but stupid unless we were long term PL residents. (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 27, 07:52:04
    - What if we gave up naming rights to fund it ?…. (NCFC) - loz, May 27, 07:53:20
      - Tom Smith Arena (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 27, 09:41:05
      - Only we incorporate a monorail station underneath it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 27, 07:59:52
        
        A genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail? (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 27, 08:42:18
        
        I hear those things are awfully loud (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, May 27, 09:40:12
        
        With a loop the loop (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, May 27, 09:00:07
        
        Above, surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, May 27, 08:02:09
        
        Or going through it, using it as a station. Cool. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, May 27, 08:02:43
        
        Good idea! Then those 'Norwich train on the pitch' headlines will make sense (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 27, 08:34:36
        
        Yes, this, between tier 5 and 6 but below the Wynn-Jones Tower. (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 27, 08:07:40
  - Anything less than players, investment or stadium work is not going to land well is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, May 27, 07:49:06
    - Yep, I think Webber's idea of exciting may differ from the fanbase (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, May 27, 08:47:05
    - Yea did feel like when he was saying it he was setting himself up for a fail… (NCFC) - loz, May 27, 07:51:19
      - How about, from 2022 there will be a black coffee option and we won’t overfill the cups (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 27, 08:06:04
  - Fan ownership via TIfosy (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, May 27, 07:36:15
    - Soccerbot 360 MKII, that would get the fans plums pumping. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 27, 07:52:46

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