our arsehole cat just cost me 258 quid for one blood test

because she has such a very high magnitude of arsehole about her that she couldn't have a normal blood test like normal cats, she put up such a god almighty tear up at the vets that she had to be driven to another vets and be sedated. luckily for me as a result of the trauma she opted to shart her catbox on the outbound leg of the 40 minute journey. that was thoughtful of her. i've re-named her gilmour, cost a lot and stunk the place out.

Posted By: Tombs on May 25th 2022 at 11:11:30

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Cat/rabbit further update (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 09:24:23
- Is there anything you wouldn't kill? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 10:00:19
  - Nothing endangered (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 10:39:01
    - are you psychopathic? (General Chat) - Cable Gap Pioneer, May 25, 14:27:04
    - Squirrel is a nice tasting meat. Far less gamey than wabbit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Biggles, May 25, 11:11:36
      - Skinny chicken... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 14:26:24
    - I've often wondered what swan would taste like. I hate those long necked white fuckers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, May 25, 11:06:32
      - Muddy water apparently (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 25, 11:19:56
      - i often wonder who'd win a scrap between a swan and an actual swan sized jack russell? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 25, 11:16:10
        
        In both cases (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 25, 11:20:40
        
        i reckon, pound for pound they'd win any dog on dog based scrap (General Chat) - Tombs, May 25, 11:29:14
        
        ^^ has never had his heels nipped by a Daschund (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, May 25, 11:39:47
        
        Chihuahua’s are snappy little fuckers too (General Chat) - jamesward, May 25, 11:31:29
    - everything's edible; depends how hungry you are (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 11:04:06
  - Tories? (General Chat) - jamesward, May 25, 10:08:00
    - Definitely fair game (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 10:37:28
- Funny name for a cat. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 25, 09:37:23
- Poor moggy. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 25, 09:29:22
  - shitarse (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 25, 09:29:53
    - Go-Cat 😾 (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 25, 09:56:09
      - She gave me a bad night (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 10:39:46
        
        Heh heh, Cat will be thinking the same and be coming up with her next cunning plan! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 25, 10:45:19
        
        That had a horrible ring of truth to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 10:58:52
        
        new scientific study confirms that cats can't transmit Covid-19 (General Chat) - Tombs, May 25, 10:51:30
        
        can't be bothered probably (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 11:05:10
        
        You just remember if a black cat crosses your path today Mr Tombs, it means... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 25, 10:57:32
        
        our arsehole cat just cost me 258 quid for one blood test (General Chat) - Tombs, May 25, 11:11:30
        
        see - even when they're medics they're bastards (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 11:15:02
        
        Makes me sad how cattist the Wrath are. :( (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 25, 11:18:05
- rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 25, 09:29:14

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