When I was at school, our rather prim maths teacher allowed us all to each tell a joke

as it was nearly the end of term.

My friend James piped up.

"Mum, Is Raquel Welch a robot?"

"No, darling - why do you ask?"

"Because Dad says he wants to screw her arse off".

James was asked to leave the classroom.

Posted By: norwaay on April 13th 2022 at 10:48:02

Message Thread

has anyone been issued with an ukrainian yet? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 13, 09:05:34
- My best mate has and they’re coming over for a Bbq tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 13, 10:10:35
  - Did they do the same for Syria and Afghanistan? (n/m) (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 10:35:54
    - no off course not (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 13, 11:43:40
      - So we like Europeans again (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 11:55:36
- You don’t get issued with one, you have to go and find them (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 13, 10:04:36
  - Blimey. How on earth did Matt Hancock manage to get 7 and their dogs (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 13, 11:18:05
    - Fast track lane (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 11:27:42
  - You’re mistaken. No more red tape these days (n/m) (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 10:36:33
  - there must be a way around all this moronic beauracracy? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 13, 10:25:18
    - Leave the EU (n/m) (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 10:41:20
    - My lawns cut themselves (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 13, 10:27:12
      - technically they don't cut themselves then you have enslaved technology to do your menial (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 13, 10:30:15
        
        I like the idea of a robot tossing me off (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 13, 10:44:24
        
        USAC's got one in beta mode. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 13, 10:49:18
        
        When I was at school, our rather prim maths teacher allowed us all to each tell a joke (General Chat) - norwaay, Apr 13, 10:48:02
        
        My grandad told me about Raquel Welch (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 13, 12:30:28
        
        I bet he did. (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Apr 13, 12:37:38
        
        Punishing him for his Dad’s behaviour. (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 11:28:37
  - you make it sound wrong that where they are staying (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 13, 10:12:02
    - No I don’t (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 13, 10:25:54
    - What could possibly be worse than a sex offender? (General Chat) - norwaay, Apr 13, 10:24:42
      - finally something we can agree on (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 13, 11:40:33
      - Ben, ban this sick filth (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 13, 10:28:02
  - ^^been on Grindr again^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 13, 10:08:56
- NormskyEssexChamps is coming for you....... (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 13, 09:18:48
  - has he got one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 13, 09:35:19
    - No brown ones tho (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Apr 13, 10:24:48
      - Yeh. They are discriminated against. Have to balance up your bigotry somehow (n/m) (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 10:34:30
    - Far too busy campaigning (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 13, 10:09:29
      - Oh how terrible. Just accept being screwed over and never campaign for change (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 10:35:22
    - I gather so, I understand it survived a couple of weeks then (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 13, 09:44:03
      - Those Ukrainians are tough Mo Fos (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Apr 13, 09:46:19
    - He’s got 10 - £3500 a month (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Apr 13, 09:40:08
      - I run models that allow me some downtime. I work very long hours (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Apr 13, 10:34:57

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