had a nice drop of herb crusted haddocks for me dinner

got it off the fish man that comes round in his van, i say fish man he's not an actual half man half fish because whatever combination of 50% man 50% fish you came up with would make van driving difficult. even if it was a vertical split he wouldn't be able to change gears with his fins let alone tail brake. spoilt for choice with the old mobile fishmen round here now, there's literally 4 that rock up within a 4 mile radius every week plus the funny old fish and chip van dude that bowls up on a wednesday, he's always good for a rant, tonight's offering was "i heard on the radio that ploughman's lunch is banned you can't say that no more, now it's ploughpersons f**king lunch, what a load of s**t, that'll be ten pounds fifty please".

Posted By: Tombs on March 30th 2022 at 20:08:28

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had a nice drop of herb crusted haddocks for me dinner (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 20:08:28
- £10.50 just to tell you about a plough persons lunch? (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Mar 30, 20:22:42
  - two separate fish purveyors (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 20:28:27
    - The guy who ran my local chippy was a Leicester fan (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Mar 30, 20:39:54
      - Yebut, the "was" could have meant he was no longer a Lesta (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 30, 20:52:23
        
        Perhaps he got battered (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 20:53:37
        
        Probably had to scale back the business (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 30, 20:59:35
        
        Yeah, that would make you crabby (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 21:00:57
      - i spose he's gone to meet his haker (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 20:42:05
        
        Well he did believe in cod. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Mar 30, 21:02:27
        
        He’s had his chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 20:48:56
- For cods hake, a merman could drive an automatic (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 20:13:27
  - think it through jumblers (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 20:20:40
    - And that's without considering a partly fish-based entity (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 30, 20:34:17
      - Without you meddling peskytarians, I would have got away with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 20:47:30
    - Fairy nuff, on reflection I’ll concede (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 20:28:47

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