and whilst you're doing that

BWOD slips unnoticed into the Kremlin, garrottes the tea lady, and the last words that bastard hears are, "Oh I do so hope you enjoy your tea, Mr President", as he looks quizzically at the unfamiliar face and the room begins to swim.

Then (this bit's a little hazy) Tombs & co blow the f**king Kremlin sky high, having first smuggled out BWOD of course, and we all meet outside Carra at 2.45 on Saturday, to enjoy a 4-0 pumping of Brentford.

All quite likely and do-able I reckon, apart from beating Brentford.

Posted By: paulg on March 4th 2022 at 12:45:34

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Ukraine Air BnB (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 4, 06:28:40
- can also bung a few quid direct to them via etsy (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 08:14:32
- just had an exchange with a mate in Slovakia (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 06:36:23
  - Father in law leaving bosnia ... (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 4, 07:53:36
  - a terrible state or a terrible state? (General Chat) - lord_luck, Mar 4, 06:51:48
    - well then shove your two feet into some boots and get over there (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 08:22:42
  - Awful, I’ve got no solution other than kill Putin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 4, 06:49:23
    - The BBC website has a '5 ways the war could end' article today. Regime change in Russia (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 4, 08:17:09
      - We all know Tombs is the only solution out of us lot. And then Old Git can (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 4, 08:25:55
        
        mission accepted. i shall set up a team today we leave at 0300 tomorrow (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 09:02:39
        
        and whilst you're doing that (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 4, 12:45:34
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 4, 13:37:07
        
        We'll need SCC there to work out our percentage chance of death (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 09:10:55
        
        Can I be the camp entertainer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 4, 09:37:05
        
        It ain't half cold Mum (n/m) (General Chat) - munter, Mar 4, 09:48:25
        
        ^ Alan Carr (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 09:38:20
        
        I volunteer for sniper. I have buffed up my sights and greased my insides. (n/m) (General Chat) - munter, Mar 4, 09:12:15
    - I'd stay out of it if I were you. His bodyguards will get you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Mar 4, 07:47:13
      - And with my big forehead I’m a sniper’s dream (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 4, 07:49:05
    - One of them has got stick one in his forehead. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 4, 07:15:31
    - and of course the Slovakians have experience of being behind the iron curtain (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 06:51:38

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