The Secret Diary of BWOD, aged fourteen and three quarters
The most exciting news today. Daniel has quit his new job at that foreign school!!
Everyone is saying that it’s because the school’s owned by a mass murderer but I know that’s not the reason. Ok it probably had something to do with it. But really, deep down, I know that it was because … because he missed me. There, I said it. He missed me and he’s coming back.
Nothing can stop me feeling amazing right now. Not even ugly Dean’s ugly team playing ugly football and not losing properly in the Cup. They even had the cheek to score a goal! Daniel’s team had far too much class to do that.
Went to Boots and bought a Ted Baker Gloss Bomb Lip Luminizer. I’ll have to do extra hours on Saturday but it’ll be so worth it when Dan does his first presser and looks at me like he always does.
Phoned Worthing Yellow to see if he wanted to write a new song together to celebrate Dan coming back. He was a bit distracted, he said he’d got a lot of extra homework, something about his International Relations GCSE. So I wrote some lyrics on my own:
“I don’t need no instruction manual
To know that every single granule
Of my soul loves gorgeous Daniel”
Posted By: Old Git on March 3rd 2022 at 07:22:48
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- The Secret Diary of BWOD, aged fourteen and three quarters (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 07:22:48
- This is bullying (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 3, 09:34:07
- I've heard she's a right hard b...... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 3, 09:58:48
- I saw her yesterday evening outside McDonalds (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 3, 10:30:27
- I've heard she's a right hard b...... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 3, 09:58:48
- 👏👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 3, 08:47:04
- I saw Gloss Bomb Lip Luminizer supporting Anal Blood Farts at Purple's Boudoir (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 3, 08:08:20
- Superb. Nailed on POTD, strong contender for POTW. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 3, 07:49:47
- Going to take a lot to top that today (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 07:48:02
- rumpole fail (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 07:30:59
- Yep,it'll be Daniel (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 3, 09:02:25
- 9 (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 07:28:04
- This is bullying (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 3, 09:34:07
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