dunno what nationality, they're not actually mine they belong to the albino next door

probably chinese. i'm in charge of the wall. he must renew at least 4 panels a year i reckon, already done 6 this year can't be cheap. he really needs to sort his fence panel routine maintenance out and put some shims in to stop them rattling in their concrete posts when it gets windy. that's what happens when you get neighbours who are rank amateurs, fence breaches and yappy dog incursions. on the whole though as a neighbour he scores a solid 7/10 now his noisy kids have f**ked off. never ever seen the neighbours on the other side on account of a farm track between us and they appear to be hermits. mr sainsburys delivers their fodder and a lad comes round every fortnicht and spends a day gardening so they are probably still alive. lady over the road got casevac'd about 6 weeks ago ambulance was there for about 10 mins then scooped her away blue lights, so i reckon she's toes up.

Posted By: Tombs on February 21st 2022 at 13:03:11

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PM: Northerners (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 09:23:52
- I don't believe in coats, it's just a conspiracy by the coat industry to get us to buy mor (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 21, 13:18:40
- One fence panel gone overnight, not big coat yet just big pullover (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 21, 11:13:44
  - none of my fence panels are wearing pullovers or even cardigans (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:18:52
    - You must have Northern fence panels then (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 21, 12:28:38
      - dunno what nationality, they're not actually mine they belong to the albino next door (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 13:03:11
        
        😂😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 21, 18:02:49
- Coite. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 10:52:09
- Wind Friday, snow Saturday, rain and flood warnings yesterday (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 21, 10:22:19
  - Our hose is chalet style so bedroom ceilings are roof. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 10:41:08
    - *house* obvs (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 10:41:41
      - I decamped from our top floor bedroom at about 5.30 (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 21, 11:45:52
- Part time northerner it's tropical in Grangemouth today (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Feb 21, 09:47:46
- What's North though? (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 21, 09:33:22
  - Leicester is south of Norwich....... (n/m) (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, Feb 21, 11:43:34
  - In Pies and Prejudice, Stuart Maconie says it starts at Crewe (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 10:43:53
    - That's always my reference too (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 21, 11:40:52
    - South starts at Chorley (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 21, 11:15:46
      - When I lived near Cambridge, I always said London starts at Baldock (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 16:20:01
        
        The Far East is t’other side of Blackburn (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 21, 18:04:01
    - Great title tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 21, 11:02:47
      - Great book (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 16:20:37
  - defining your entire self solely by geographical location is utter condescending whackjob (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 10:09:24
    - Isn't defining yourself by geographical location (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 21, 10:55:55
      - dunno about you but the reason i support norwich is because (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:15:30
        
        ^^ glory hunter (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 13:51:38
      - Exiles might beg to differ (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 21, 11:09:39
        
        my brothers were/are both ippo fans (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:17:51
        
        ^ brothers are the market twins (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 21, 11:20:00
        
        are they dead? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:23:41
        
        Wasn't one Ipswich and one Norwich? (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 21, 11:26:52
        
        thats got me the lols (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:28:57
        
        And what about all those Man United and Liverpool fans (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 21, 11:11:26
  - Anything past kings lynn (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Feb 21, 09:48:16
    - Lynn's further north than Birmingham, maybe Nottingham too. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 21, 10:18:32
      - And Hunstanton is 16 miles north of Lynn. (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 21, 12:46:49
      - Even Norwich is further north than Birmingham (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 21, 11:01:35
  - I reckon... (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 21, 09:45:15
    - Had a mate called duck,Duck Oakes.old school North Lynn family. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 21, 10:28:26
      - was he an actual duck? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:27:34
        
        I Don't believe so,but it's not on wiki so not sure if it's a FACT! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 21, 14:06:02
    - Above but not including Nottingham would be Southern Northern England for me (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 21, 10:07:27
    - I agree with this expert analysis (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 21, 09:57:38
      - Sheffield is in the midlands in my book, although m partner, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 10:45:50
        
        Sheffield is *definitely* in the north, surely (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 21, 10:57:39
        
        Arizona Bay, formerly of this Parish, used to admit to Sheffield being a bit more Midlands (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 21, 11:42:48
        
        love the peak district me (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:46:47
        
        Tarts? (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 21, 12:25:02
        
        lad we rented a cottage off left some in the welcome pack said try them for breakfast with (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 13:06:04
        
        I know someone who calls bread raw toast. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 13:47:00
      - Chesterfield is in (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 21, 10:36:35
- Contrast to hare, (General Chat) - I Am H2O, Feb 21, 09:33:09
  - Stay hydrated (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 21, 10:03:55

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