i feed the pets in the am

dog: he sits respectfully quivering away tail wagging and waits for me to fill his bowl and then waits for the command to eat.

cat: meows her stupet head off at me almost falls off the utility room work surface the greedy f**k and without fail shows me her butthole, nice start to the day. the f**k do you do this? just wait, i've never not fed you.

me: lets get rid of her she offers jack s**t (joke)
wife: hmmm, *girl's club*

Posted By: Tombs on May 10th 2021 at 22:57:12

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So I think that that’s four seasons in a row that we’ve swapped divisions with Foolham? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 22:07:23
- two jolly good away days out with the bathwater (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 22:08:57
  - You’re a hedgehog killer, no one is talking to you (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 22:10:07
    - expert hedgehog killer (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 22:25:55
      - I wish i was a flexible as my cat (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, May 10, 22:29:51
        
        our cat is an utter arsehole (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 22:37:37
        
        This argument rages chez Git (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 22:47:15
        
        i feed the pets in the am (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 22:57:12
        
        Being shown a butthole isn’t a bad start to the day TBF (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 23:09:06
        
        as long as it's not your own i spose (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 23:16:53
        
        you shouldn't be (girls club) aloud to have cats or any pets tbf (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 10, 23:41:35
        
        whoa (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 23:48:52
    - ^^^VVMT^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, May 10, 22:19:15

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