You are getting hung up on the title now

Go outside, spark up a Briar pipeful of ready rubbed rough shag and do some ruminatitive chin stroking. Clear out the noggin revisit this in the morning with a cup of strong coffee, throw open the window and put a crisp fresh sheet of A4 in your typewriter and breathe. You'll be fine champ.

Posted By: Tombs on October 9th 2020 at 20:45:38

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I’ve ‘written’ a children’s book that can go on as long as I want it too (like Thomas the (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:09:47
- Is it as good as Big Beetle Bert? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 9, 22:28:33
- Susie the shunter (General Chat) - Mr Creosote, Oct 9, 21:27:50
  - That says more about you than it does about me, dirty boy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 21:44:30
- I’m sorry but I had that idea yesterday (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 9, 21:01:26
  - James the Jealous jumped on Darren the dustcard and fell inside ended up at Larry (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 21:03:40
- Has Jumbo the Jeep got a nice wide exhaust pipe? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 9, 20:35:20
  - Twin pipes , turbo charger (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:36:11
    - Nice dipstick (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 9, 20:39:38
      - Thanks, highly polished with a recent oil change (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:41:11
- Need to know some deets really im not chucking three figures at a dud (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 9, 20:25:06
  - Right, it’s an ageing fleet of mixed vehicles, Florrie the lorry is the new kid on the (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:29:56
    - I would cut the "and family" out straightaway, keep it simple stupid. (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 9, 20:32:07
      - Good point, so we focus purely on the adventures of Florrie the lorry (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:35:16
        
        No you twerp (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 9, 20:38:41
        
        This is great stuff (General Chat) - paulg, Oct 9, 20:42:22
        
        ^pissed as a newt (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:47:28
        
        You've drawn me in. (General Chat) - paulg, Oct 9, 20:54:24
        
        Paul the publican has a taxi tab going so him and Samantha know each other well (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:57:08
        
        I knew it. E.lectric. (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Oct 9, 21:05:45
        
        FFS !! The adventures of Florrie the lorry and associated transportation (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:40:27
        
        You are getting hung up on the title now (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 9, 20:45:38
        
        Jumbo does love some rough shag (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 9, 20:46:20
        
        A nice big pipeful (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 9, 20:46:51
- Silent Running was one of Malcolm The Mechanics, wasn't it? (General Chat) - Old Man, Oct 9, 20:14:48
  - See, you’re already hooked - can you recommend an illustrator (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:17:04
    - MBK can draw and shit, could ask him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Oct 9, 20:18:25
      - We can do a wrathwroth creative cooperative (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:19:23
        
        OM is very creative with a great literary depth (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 9, 20:49:47
- I can GUARANTEE approximately £27 million . (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 9, 20:14:05
  - ^won the lotto (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 9, 20:17:37

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