my Fenton eats ground bees the thick f**k

its like he's on an all you can eat buffet in our garden in the summertime, he eats all versions of the Bee but never flies, pears off ofthe tree ditto cherries, he's like a f**king goat stood up the tree with his fro t paws against the trunk nibbling away also apples and plums. It got so bad I had to buy one of those builders fences to keep him out of the fruit tree bit as he was up to 7 s**ts a day. Always got one in the barrel as well, in case he gets taken somewhere new so he can drop a business card log to announce his arrival.

Posted By: Tombs on September 17th 2020 at 17:20:16

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Just been mowing, disturbed a wasps nest. Counted 12 stings. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 17, 15:30:15
- Get Garry and Jumbo to come round and piss on you. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 17, 16:07:54
  - Yes you can. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 17, 17:24:05
- Eff that . (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 17, 15:46:07
  - That there grass dunt cut itself, you know. The perils of country life. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 17, 15:54:38
    - ^^^^ lives at Banham Zoo^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 17, 18:50:40
    - I've never seen a fox either,well except maybe on the road (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 17, 17:35:25
    - my Fenton eats ground bees the thick fuck (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 17, 17:20:16
    - All sorts of wildlife in my house (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 17, 16:01:08
    - Old Gits does (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 16:01:04
- Feckers where was the nest? What have you done with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Sep 17, 15:41:30
  - Under a tree I think, I haven’t actually seen it yet. Going up there in a minute. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 17, 15:44:17
    - The wasps are probably drunk on fermented apples/pears/plum (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Sep 17, 15:52:00
      - just like Proth then (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 16:17:33
    - Hope you are ok kill those bar stewards!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Sep 17, 15:48:33
- Ouchy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Sep 17, 15:41:12
- Nasty little sods. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, Sep 17, 15:39:20
- Get a deodorant can and a lit cigar (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Sep 17, 15:35:49
  - No, don't do that. They'll be gone in a couple of weeks or so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 17, 16:27:44
  - It’s ok I jumped into my Esprit and drove into the moat (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 17, 15:41:03
    - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Sep 17, 15:45:28
- Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 15:30:57

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