An old woman driv up and jumped the queue on me

I was socially distancing in my drive like a ninger and old woman bowls up slams on the brakes and jumps out of her car, she couldnt give two cromer crabs about social distancing shes practically inside brendas jeggings. Fuck sake i think but let it go as im in no hurry hoping she isnt about to haul arse my two dover r soles. Eventually the penny drops and she apologises to me so i politely tell her "its ok dear you are obviously desperate so now go and f**k yourself you doddery old queue jumping t**t" only kidding i teller no bother. Got some hot smoked salmon as well as a little treat. I love lockdown fishing

Posted By: Tombs on May 6th 2020 at 15:55:40

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Deadliest Catch on Quest. That's a bonkers ole job isn't it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 6, 14:52:03
- I liked the gold diving one on quest (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, May 6, 17:32:21
- One of the best telly things ever (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 6, 17:29:52
- There was an old dude in San Diego on Rick Steins (General Chat) - CB41, May 6, 16:07:49
  - Bit careless, I thought, but..... (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 6, 16:08:10
    - Tis a hell of a job really. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 6, 16:30:20
- Best program on tele that. Yeah, proper mental though. (n/m) (General Chat) - DH Yellow, May 6, 15:58:52
- Are they still on the crab one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, May 6, 15:27:24
  - Yep spider crabs atm. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 6, 15:44:37
    - Theres always one scrawny deckhand that constantly snides at the skipper (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 16:01:13
      - The Greenhorn, however hard they work just gets endless abuse frankly. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 6, 16:03:46
        
        I bet they tone it down for the tv as well (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 16:08:04
        
        and then at the end of the trip, they all sit down and decide what cut he gets of the... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 6, 16:24:30
        
        Yep, I bet none of them likes fish either (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 16:51:06
        
        All that said, very brave people. Very very. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 6, 16:25:00
- I am actually fishing right this minute (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 15:14:39
  - Very nice way to fish that Mr Tombs. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 6, 15:44:56
    - An old woman driv up and jumped the queue on me (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 15:55:40
- I've had bigger, better catches and on deadlier seas (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 6, 15:06:14
  - Filby Broad when the nor' wester comes in (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, May 6, 15:11:35
    - Innit bruv (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 6, 18:02:46

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