Yes. No milk, but not "a lot" of butter

A f**kton of butter. High heat (stainless pan with a copper bottom lads, don't f**k around, metal spoon), generous glob of butter in the pan to melt, seasoned and lightly beaten eggs in, attack that f**ker with the spoon like your life depends on it, and then, when it's still quite wet, take it off the heat entirely (don't just turn off the gas, put it on an actually cold hob) and put in the rest of the butter and leave it a minute or so for the butter to melt and the wet eggs to stiffen. Mix well before serving. Et voila.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on September 5th 2018 at 10:45:11

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Inspired by yesterday's breakfast thread (General Chat) - Bungle, Sep 5, 09:32:17
- excellent 👏 (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 5, 11:13:26
- So, condiments? Brown sauce and English mustard for me. No ketchup (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 5, 10:29:09
  - Ketchup! No debate... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Sep 5, 12:19:11
    - *opinions ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Sep 5, 12:19:30
  - Brown, of course. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Sep 5, 11:48:01
  - Brown... although I often go without. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 5, 10:57:00
  - Correct. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Sep 5, 10:45:36
- I like this (well-known?) variant (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 10:23:21
  - Lester piggott (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 5, 11:05:17
  - I’m no expert. But that doesn’t sound healthy. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Sep 5, 10:48:03
    - he lived to 67. Maybe the grapefruit juice helped? (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 10:56:39
  - Alexander Armstrong (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 5, 10:35:29
  - Sounds very much like Penelope Keith to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 5, 10:33:18
    - Tea > nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Sep 5, 11:49:02
  - The Welsh bloke off of the Bake off? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 5, 10:33:15
  - Dave off of the hairy Bikers? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 5, 10:32:33
  - Ruel Fox? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 5, 10:32:05
  - American... writer... I'm guessing as doesn't sound like a very (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 5, 10:30:11
    - Big Hand for Pixel & Proth. HST it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 10:32:59
      - I'd be worried about dropping a large fork-full of corned beef hash on my johnson. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 5, 10:39:36
        
        thinly veiled Tried It post (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 10:43:53
        
        😳😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 5, 10:46:34
  - Jamie Vardy (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 5, 10:29:21
  - Hunter s Thompson. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 5, 10:28:48
    - I’d agree. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 5, 11:39:33
- Good work fella (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 5, 10:21:00
- tea or coffee? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 5, 10:16:15
- I like a Premier Inn breakfast because of one key point. (General Chat) - norway, Sep 5, 09:34:06
  - Jurys Inn. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Sep 5, 09:50:47
    - I do the best scrambled eggs and because you’re all family (General Chat) - peterindxb, Sep 5, 10:14:31
      - Never milk. Just a little water, touch of parmesan 😍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Sep 5, 12:00:31
      - Absolutely no milk. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 5, 11:37:59
      - Dried eggs make the best, mix with a ton of butter. (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Sep 5, 11:14:40
      - Yes. No milk, but not "a lot" of butter (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 10:45:11
        
        Almost correct (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 11:22:30
      - Isnt that just a messy omelette? (General Chat) - CWC, Sep 5, 10:28:47
      - Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 5, 10:21:22
      - I like to put abit of garlic powder and Worcester sauce in. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 5, 10:20:19
        
        Seek help. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 5, 10:34:33
        
        Deviant (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 5, 10:27:28
        
        Ponce (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 5, 10:21:33
      - Do you like it a little sloppy? (General Chat) - norway, Sep 5, 10:16:42
        
        adding cream cheese is meant to finish it off nicely (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 10:24:21
        
        Ooh, that sounds interesting. Might give that a go. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 5, 10:34:17
        
        souorce: Sopranos or Goodfellas (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 10:45:40
        
        Ben... can we ban this sick filth... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 5, 10:18:19
    - The Hilton used to do the best scrambled eggs (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 5, 09:51:23

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