In my imagination all the odd-numbered rows threw the first salvo of bogroll

Then, on the barked command of some teutonic warlord in furs and f**king woad, the odd-numbers crouched, and the even numbers stood up and loosed their salvo of bogroll. Like off of the bows and arrows from the mediaevals and whatnot.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on April 16th 2018 at 20:56:54

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One for the VAR fans - Mainz v Freiburg (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 20:29:38
- Fuck me what a second goal! (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 21:25:10
  - For those not watching (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 21:39:47
- Justice done hurrah (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 16, 21:18:08
- And a demo to start the second half. Bonkers. Go Deutschland! (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 20:49:06
  - In my imagination all the odd-numbered rows threw the first salvo of bogroll (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 20:56:54
    - Pierce mutters something about Sir Killalot not having to put up with this shit. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 20:59:32
      - Stewart Robson is doing his standard impression of a “real football man”. (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 21:08:37
  - i dinged it on, biggole crowd (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 16, 20:56:09
    - Doesn’t seem toxic to me. (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 21:06:01
      - i saw the bratty banner and worked it out using my powers of deducering (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 16, 21:12:53
        
        Would you blow in its arse or mouth? (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 21:24:21
        
        You'd really have to blow up it's arse wouldn't you? (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 16, 21:30:05
        
        Boom. Plus the beak would then be singing. (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 21:31:55
- Jonathan Pearce is commentating as well, which brings it into clear focus. (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 20:42:02
- ooof. thats not on. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 16, 20:37:23
- ridonkulous (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 16, 20:32:13
  - Yeah, rebounds and that. (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 20:39:04
    - of course (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 16, 20:45:03
      - It’s all kicking off (or not) now. Toilet paper protest. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 20:50:12
- Actually only one team properly left the pitch, Freiburg. (Other Football) - APB, Apr 16, 20:31:15
- LOL (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Apr 16, 20:30:48
  - However, in all seriousness, a statute of limitations? (Other Football) - norway, Apr 16, 20:32:19
    - Nope (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 16, 21:18:34
    - maybe we can get the cameron jerome highbootgate overturned and stay up (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 16, 20:34:16
      - I'm already twitching about the 1966 World Cup. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Apr 16, 20:35:19
        
        good point, makes blaming russia about skripal and bombing syria seem a little foolish now (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 16, 20:39:57

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