Toss off some pancetta
in two lugs of your fourth best ultraslut olive oil, add some f**king pine nuts and brown, remove from the f**king pan, take the first squirrel, clean it then cut round a foot and the fur kind of peels off, take the head and tail and then brown rapidly in the pan, six to eight squirrels in the f**king creuset, top up with some rabbit stock add the f**king pancetta, pine nuts, a f**king fistful of thyme, couple of bay leaves f**king scrunched up like a scummer's hopes of ever, ever being alive on the day Ipswich win a game of f**king football against Norwich again, dribble of s**t chardonnay, f**king creuset that mother until the stock's almost all gone, season some f**king flour, turn the f**king squiggles over in the flour, brown quickly, dip in some f**king egg and breadcrumbs and BAKE THE CUNT IT'S NOT HARD IS IT SAVES SO MUCH FUCKING FAT IT'S UNTRUE and the types of people who go to KFC in the first place will never know it's not f**king chicken.
Posted By: Jamie Oliver on February 20th 2018 at 19:37:07
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- How awful!! Ohhh nooooo!!! Run out of chicken (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Feb 20, 19:29:26
- how don't they buy some off of the supermarkets? chock full of chicken (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 20, 19:59:02
- Kentucky Fried Cat. No need to change any of the branding. (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Feb 20, 19:55:24
- Toss off some pancetta (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Feb 20, 19:37:07
- They could turn veggie and sell, umm, fries. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 20, 19:31:50
- And beans and coleslaw (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 20, 19:33:03
- and soft drinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 20, 19:33:43
- And bread buns (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 20, 19:35:15
- and corn on the cob. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 20, 19:36:37
- Dunno what they’re moaning about really (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 20, 19:37:32
- We've created them a new restaurant frankly, they should thank us. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 20, 19:39:10
- And cut us a slice of the profits (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 20, 19:41:12
- We've created them a new restaurant frankly, they should thank us. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 20, 19:39:10
- Dunno what they’re moaning about really (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 20, 19:37:32
- and corn on the cob. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 20, 19:36:37
- And bread buns (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 20, 19:35:15
- and soft drinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 20, 19:33:43
- And beans and coleslaw (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 20, 19:33:03
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