“Dressed the house”!!????!! What the megaf**k does that mean?

Yes, I know what it’s meant to mean, but seriously? Why can’t they just f**k off with their arse-achingly nonsensical jargon? And when they’ve f**ked off, they can f**k off some more. They’re giving me a headache, the t**tting buboes.

Posted By: APB on February 2nd 2018 at 13:13:32

Message Thread

Which NCFC player's house is this? (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 2, 11:08:10
- Russel Martin. Ryan Bennett lives next door (n/m) (NCFC) - Waz, Feb 2, 14:33:03
  - Correct^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Feb 2, 18:35:11
  - ^Wes not Waz (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 2, 16:43:43
- “Dressed the house”!!????!! What the megafuck does that mean? (NCFC) - APB, Feb 2, 13:13:32
  - Carefully curated curtains, artisanal arched adornments, smoked sourdough sausages, etc (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 2, 14:24:58
- Looks as if no living person has ever stepped foot inside (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Feb 2, 12:55:56
  - I bet it smells like DFS (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 2, 12:57:35
    - Obviously one of the team's deep thinkers ... (NCFC) - paulg, Feb 2, 13:03:29
- wtf, no shed? (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 2, 12:47:06
  - In the handyman shed of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 2, 16:00:55
- RM looked at a house that a friend of mine was selling that Ruddy bought in the end. When (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 2, 12:34:04
  - We should all chip in and buy it, make it the Wrath social club, be a barrel of laughs. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 2, 12:36:10
    - And have the Daily Mail and Guardian delivered daily (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 2, 12:55:00
      - one through the window on the left, the other through the window on the right (NCFC) - paulg, Feb 2, 12:59:00
        
        Brilliant Idea (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 2, 13:07:01
- Nice big house totally lacking in character (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 2, 12:10:19
- An ex-player in Norfolk has his up for sale too (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 2, 12:09:26
  - Fernando Derveld? Jean Yves De-Blasis? (NCFC) - Graham Nine, Feb 2, 12:35:02
- I bet he's got a robot lawn mower and also a robot hoover. (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Feb 2, 12:04:36
- Linvoy Primus-Stove (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Nine, Feb 2, 11:48:10
- I love the lemon sucking comments from some massively jealous twats below the article (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Feb 2, 11:42:00
- Lovely old Wicklewood,grandparents and aunty and uncle used to live there,broke my leg on (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 2, 11:35:50
  - Did you blame the EU? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 2, 11:36:43
    - Of course' (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 2, 12:31:43
- Where's Loyd Grossman when you need him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 2, 11:33:49
  - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:34:31
- Wes (NCFC) - letsbehavinyou, Feb 2, 11:32:28
  - Off to Celtic next year then?! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:34:13
- Where's all their... stuff? (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Feb 2, 11:29:52
- It is Russell Martin's (n/m) (NCFC) - iappear2b, Feb 2, 11:24:53
  - You are correct. It's Russel Martin's house (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 2, 11:31:02
    - House Martin (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Feb 2, 12:56:32
    - Bit shit to make the comment that no transfer is on the cards then! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:31:58
      - And isn’t leaving despite living around Glasgow right now lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 2, 11:34:51
      - I took that for estate agent bullshit (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 2, 11:32:40
        
        Probably sees long term future here after career ends (n/m) (NCFC) - iappear2b, Feb 2, 11:53:00
- Actually, it has to be Wes (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:20:45
  - Wes lives in Filby (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Feb 2, 11:34:18
    - That's the place (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:34:46
      - They had a "tourist" attraction called the bygone village which they knocked down (NCFC) - earlydoors, Feb 2, 11:37:25
        
        it's very erm, floral. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 2, 12:48:50
        
        I went to the Bygone village as a kid. I can't remember anything about it though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Feb 2, 11:54:27
  - This is Wes's house. Well this is what I imagine. (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Feb 2, 11:32:02
    - Ha! Great minds... (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Feb 2, 11:33:02
    - :) I've seen Wes' house. Is on way to Yarmouth and looks exactly like this one in (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:32:57
      - Footballers, always copying each other I reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 2, 11:34:49
  - I like to think of Wes living somewhere more like this... (NCFC) - bird table, Feb 2, 11:31:39
    - Great minds...... (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Feb 2, 11:33:23
  - I can say for certain it isn't wes's. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 2, 11:30:13
  - Wouldn't Jarvis and Naismith have played against Bale and Aguero at some point as well? (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Feb 2, 11:28:41
    - Well perhaps. Oh. Jarvis. Matt Jarvis. Yeah maybe he's moving closer to the hospital (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:31:27
      - he said 'player', so Jarvis is out (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Feb 2, 11:38:48
        
        Chez Jarvis... (NCFC) - bird table, Feb 2, 11:52:29
  - Bale went in 2013 (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 2, 11:26:25
    - Does he have kids like wes? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 2, 11:28:59
    - Yes, I'd overlooked Tettey. It's one of the two definitely. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:28:31
      - It's Russell Martin's (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 2, 11:32:12
        
        Reno is a proper shit name to be fair (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:35:29
        
        Maybe had a soft spot for Janet (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 2, 11:37:23
- Nice pad (NCFC) - Jester, Feb 2, 11:20:01
- I hope the EDP will get a cut of the sale, for running this advert (n/m) (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Feb 2, 11:17:05
- Wes Hoolahan (n/m) (NCFC) - Matt Damon, Feb 2, 11:10:57
  - Wes (NCFC) - letsbehavinyou, Feb 2, 11:30:06
  - No, Wes lives somewhere between Ludham and Great Yarmouth I believe (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 11:14:37
  - Matt Damon (n/m) (NCFC) - Matt Damon, Feb 2, 11:11:16

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