Octopuses are amazing

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I'm thinking that they should get the gig as the chimps would spend most of the day w**king and flinging their own excrement about then important stuff would get ignored. Not sure about Marine Iguanas but if they've been trained by the Royal Marines then they will have some qualities so they can go through.

Posted By: Tombs on December 6th 2017 at 14:36:24

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In the event that mankind obliterates itself from the planet (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:20:50
- Three toed sloths. I identify closely with them. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 19:29:25
- Canary (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 6, 19:10:22
- Crows. Very clever and hard as nails (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:45:14
  - do you ever listen to radio norfolk's matthew gudgins? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 16:57:56
    - No but we have nesting buzzards out the back of us. They,re like (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 17:07:30
    - maybe not so lovely away from the wireless though 😳 (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 17:02:29
      - git orf moi land (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 6, 17:12:45
      - Ha, indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 17:08:52
- Pike (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Dec 6, 16:39:09
- Octopus (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Dec 6, 16:22:11
- It will obviously be (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 6, 16:20:27
- Alpacas (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 6, 15:52:42
  - me too (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 6, 15:55:18
    - *on (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 6, 15:55:31
      - Oh (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 6, 15:56:41
        
        they're delicious and have far less fat and cholesterol (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 6, 16:07:50
        
        Very tasty. Guinea pig too. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 6, 18:07:33
        
        indeed, I'll probably much on one or two of them as well (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 6, 19:19:01
- hordes of rampaging wildebeest (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 6, 15:45:16
  - Gnu, their onomatopoeic name (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Dec 6, 15:53:10
    - I gnu someone would say that (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Dec 6, 16:16:24
- The answer is, water bears. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 6, 15:41:00
- Saving the Planet....the genius of George Carlin (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 6, 15:05:03
- Ants (General Chat) - CWC, Dec 6, 14:55:01
  - can't see them taking over can you? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:57:36
    - that's the problem with Norfolkers (General Chat) - CWC, Dec 6, 15:03:14
      - There's loads of the bastards in Norwich. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 6, 15:06:44
      - don't mind damon or jimmy or the one off of slade (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 15:05:47
- hares (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 6, 14:46:00
  - ok. (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:47:27
    - A bit punchy though. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 6, 14:50:53
      - Will they stick around? Might be hare today, gone tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Dec 6, 15:03:31
- tortoises (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 6, 14:41:28
  - Or turtles. Both fabulous animals. (n/m) (General Chat) - derbyshire canary, Dec 6, 18:57:48
  - part timers (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:45:04
- shrews (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 6, 14:35:54
  - longevity issues (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:39:38
- Have you seen the video of the massive octopus 🐙 (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 6, 14:30:25
  - Octopuses are amazing (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:36:24
    - They can't operate shit either! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 6, 14:47:15
      - they can open screwtop bottles (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:48:24
        
        That limpet shit was good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 6, 14:50:43
        
        have you put a spycam in my khazi? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:52:02
    - Sir, yes sir! (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 6, 14:39:01
      - it's going to be robots isn't it? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:44:05
        
        I keep a tin-opener handy at all times. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 6, 14:52:20
- Pussy cats. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 6, 14:29:59
- Cats (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:29:56
  - Meow! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 6, 14:33:25
    - As the reluctant "owner" of a cat (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:37:22
      - What about tigers, do they cough up fur balls? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 6, 14:50:06
        
        reckon so, lions do (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:53:08
        
        That's amazing. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 6, 15:05:59
- Dolphins (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Dec 6, 14:29:21
  - Ideologically sound reasoning (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:32:41
    - But Douglas Adams perspective: (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Dec 6, 14:41:39
      - so, nothing would happen then? if the apex predator disappeared? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:47:03
        
        The apex predator has only been technological for a few hundred thousand years (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Dec 6, 15:27:24
  - They smile too much. Don’t trust ‘em. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 6, 14:31:20
- Tbf, that would be the absolute best thing that could happen (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:29:04
  - someone should do a fillum on it (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:55:08
- Capybaras. (General Chat) - bird table, Dec 6, 14:24:38
  - One of my favourites (n/m) (General Chat) - derbyshire canary, Dec 6, 18:57:05
  - good shout (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:26:20
- Elephants. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 6, 14:21:48
  - i can't see them getting the gig to be honest (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 14:23:36

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