Go to Fido's Pet Bazaar on the market and get a big dog leash

Simply take the little dog name tag off, pop on a carabiner clip from the camping supply stall, and use as a bespoke
belt.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on October 19th 2017 at 16:20:38

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Back from Moss Bros, at the place I belongs to. (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 15:39:54
- Why don't you try a specialist store for big guys? (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 19, 16:15:58
  - Mr. Fatbastard. (NCFC) - Dunney, Oct 19, 16:21:07
    - ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:32:31
  - Lee offered suggestions earlier too. Not that he needs those himself any more ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 16:18:00
- Go to TK Maxx in the mall and just try on loads of gear (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 15:54:29
  - Castle, not Chapelfield. (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 15:54:46
    - Not much chance of XXL's size in there, PAL. I bought a (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 15:59:16
      - You fat biff. (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 16:06:43
        
        Fair enough! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 16:14:41
    - Its not even the best TK Maxx in the city but I doubt you're ready for the mean streets (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 15:55:27
      - Good luck! (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 15:55:49
        
        £90 for a jacket is expensive when you just need slacks and a shirt (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 15:56:21
        
        I have this vision of him turning up at the board room wearing (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 16:11:04
        
        the canaries shop should market a look alike doll (NCFC) - paulg, Oct 19, 16:13:09
        
        one of those belts the Worlds Strongest Men wear to haul lorries? (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 16:12:09
        
        that's the thing (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Oct 19, 21:22:11
        
        I am totally confused in this two day clothing dilemma now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 15:59:54
        
        Me too. So many questions remain unanswered. (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 16:10:36
        
        My questions below too. And why and how does his belt smell ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 16:12:42
        
        I really feel like you and me, we've not always seen eye to eye (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 16:14:05
        
        I mean, so many questions.... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 16:09:15
        
        If the trousers are all so tight why does he need a belt (n/m) (NCFC) - Dunney, Oct 19, 16:18:27
        
        gotta look smart (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Oct 19, 16:52:29
        
        This is revelatory sleuthing (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 16:23:37
        
        and what's any of it got to do with going to the Aresenal match? (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Oct 19, 16:11:58
        
        He can't go to the Arsenal because it involves a trip to Kings Lynn (NCFC) - Dunney, Oct 19, 16:17:12
        
        But then why does he need a norwich badge in his under armour to get into the (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 16:20:31
        
        no buffet action either from what I see (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 19, 16:10:36
        
        No. You'd expect him to be down to a 52 inch waist by now at least. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 16:11:48
        
        This is a fucking box set laden with cliff hangers at every turn (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 16:11:37
        
        I reckon it was professor candlestick in the board room with his plums (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 16:16:46
        
        Kenny Jackett (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 19, 16:08:25
- I was told years ago that Hong Kong was brilliant for getting top quality (NCFC) - Dunney, Oct 19, 15:46:46
  - Possible expensive? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 16:04:45
    - have you even enquired? Have you? (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 16:12:50
  - long way to go just for a tin flute (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:04:38
    - Well yes, but quite handy for XXXXXL16 though (NCFC) - Dunney, Oct 19, 16:08:39
      - maybe next year then (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:14:32
  - I got some suits made there but few years ago (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Oct 19, 16:00:27
- I thought you needed trousers and a shirt, not a jacket ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 15:42:48
  - I had plenty of shirts at home, but the belt used for more than 10 years (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 16:05:16
    - Go to Fido's Pet Bazaar on the market and get a big dog leash (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 19, 16:20:38
    - I got a nice leather belt from Turkey a few years ago (NCFC) - Dunney, Oct 19, 16:11:30
- lol - were you aware that building was the one NCFC was (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 19, 15:42:34
  - WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? That one? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 16:05:40
    - Yes mate (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 19, 16:08:51

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