Buy a ukelele and sit outside playing classics from the 1970s on it
It's well known that foxes' taste in music only really goes back as far as Live Aid or so, so anything from before then should act as a suitable deterrent
Posted By: Old Man on August 19th 2017 at 11:02:05
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- Tips for stopping a fox shitting all over my garden, please (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 19, 10:20:12
- Move house (n/m) (Other Football) - Larry Hagman, Aug 19, 13:55:11
- Invite the fox indoors. (Other Football) - tim berry, Aug 19, 13:54:12
- Get a pet lion (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 13:18:21
- Have you considered ACAS? (n/m) (Other Football) - Saucerer, Aug 19, 13:16:06
- Is this really the bane of your existence.... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 19, 12:39:37
- Put a 'Vote Conservative' placard up out the front of your house, (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, Aug 19, 12:17:44
- I'd rather have the Fox shit thanks (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 19, 12:33:48
- electric fence wired to the mains (n/m) (Other Football) - archroy, Aug 19, 12:12:02
- Build a big, beautiful wall - and make the foxes pay for it (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 11:47:53
- And then dont ! (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 19, 12:27:59
- Tarmac (n/m) (Other Football) - Gob on a Stick, Aug 19, 11:37:34
- Talk to it. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 19, 11:37:20
- Embrace it. Is nature's gift. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 11:33:54
- Fuck it to death. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 19, 11:26:07
- OG'S phone number! (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 19, 11:09:10
- Get the local 'hunt' to camp out in your garden . (n/m) (Other Football) - CROYDONCANARY, Aug 19, 11:03:34
- Shotgun (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 19, 11:03:13
- Buy a ukelele and sit outside playing classics from the 1970s on it (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 11:02:05
- Write a polite letter and affix it to a small sign board at fox-eye level (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 11:00:21
- Poomers (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 10:59:50
- Install a cork into the fox (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 10:58:44
- Kaka (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 10:56:53
- Foxy Poupe Dostop (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 10:56:24
- Get it a potty (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 19, 10:55:17
- Mirrors. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:51:09
- Wee in your own garden. (Other Football) - Grans_Canary, Aug 19, 10:49:18
- Feed it Imodium. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:47:56
- Set the fox a metaphysical challenge. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:47:33
- The only animal that predates wolves is a tiger. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:45:22
- Replace the fox shit with your shit, the fox will get the message. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:44:01
- Keep pigs in your garden. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:43:09
- fix your fence (Other Football) - CWC, Aug 19, 10:37:32
- Lion piss, spray bottle. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 10:37:28
- Also doubles as effective eau de cologne. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:45:53
- Glacier Mints (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 19, 10:36:38
- Samantha,Liam or Ruel? (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 19, 10:33:54
- Bombs. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:27:59
- Dig it up and replace it with a car park. No garden, no problem. (n/m) (Other Football) - Meh, Aug 19, 10:25:21
- Get a foxhound (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 19, 10:23:41
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