The only animal that predates wolves is a tiger.
As a fox is a small wolf, you need a small tiger. Ergo, a leopard. Keep a leopard in the garden.
Posted By: APB on August 19th 2017 at 10:45:22
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- Tips for stopping a fox shitting all over my garden, please (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 19, 10:20:12
- Move house (n/m) (Other Football) - Larry Hagman, Aug 19, 13:55:11
- Invite the fox indoors. (Other Football) - tim berry, Aug 19, 13:54:12
- Get a pet lion (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 13:18:21
- Have you considered ACAS? (n/m) (Other Football) - Saucerer, Aug 19, 13:16:06
- Is this really the bane of your existence.... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 19, 12:39:37
- Put a 'Vote Conservative' placard up out the front of your house, (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, Aug 19, 12:17:44
- I'd rather have the Fox shit thanks (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 19, 12:33:48
- electric fence wired to the mains (n/m) (Other Football) - archroy, Aug 19, 12:12:02
- Build a big, beautiful wall - and make the foxes pay for it (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 11:47:53
- And then dont ! (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 19, 12:27:59
- Tarmac (n/m) (Other Football) - Gob on a Stick, Aug 19, 11:37:34
- Talk to it. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 19, 11:37:20
- Embrace it. Is nature's gift. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 11:33:54
- Fuck it to death. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 19, 11:26:07
- OG'S phone number! (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 19, 11:09:10
- Get the local 'hunt' to camp out in your garden . (n/m) (Other Football) - CROYDONCANARY, Aug 19, 11:03:34
- Shotgun (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 19, 11:03:13
- Buy a ukelele and sit outside playing classics from the 1970s on it (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 11:02:05
- Write a polite letter and affix it to a small sign board at fox-eye level (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 11:00:21
- Poomers (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 10:59:50
- Install a cork into the fox (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 10:58:44
- Kaka (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 10:56:53
- Foxy Poupe Dostop (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 19, 10:56:24
- Get it a potty (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 19, 10:55:17
- Mirrors. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:51:09
- Wee in your own garden. (Other Football) - Grans_Canary, Aug 19, 10:49:18
- Feed it Imodium. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:47:56
- Set the fox a metaphysical challenge. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:47:33
- The only animal that predates wolves is a tiger. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:45:22
- Replace the fox shit with your shit, the fox will get the message. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:44:01
- Keep pigs in your garden. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:43:09
- fix your fence (Other Football) - CWC, Aug 19, 10:37:32
- Lion piss, spray bottle. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 10:37:28
- Also doubles as effective eau de cologne. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:45:53
- Glacier Mints (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 19, 10:36:38
- Samantha,Liam or Ruel? (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 19, 10:33:54
- Bombs. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 19, 10:27:59
- Dig it up and replace it with a car park. No garden, no problem. (n/m) (Other Football) - Meh, Aug 19, 10:25:21
- Get a foxhound (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 19, 10:23:41
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