An existentialist sat down in a café and asked the waitress for coffee with no cream.

A little while later she returned and said "we're out of cream, would you like no milk instead?"

Posted By: Arizona Bay on June 16th 2017 at 09:43:17

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I'm making a coffee. Anyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 07:59:14
- I'd like some Mellow Birds please. (General Chat) - bird table, Jun 16, 09:08:21
  - Nurse, my sides! (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 09:43:42
- Whatever, but can you make it more fucking quietly? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 16, 08:49:29
  - Radiohead lyrics (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 16, 10:20:17
  - Haha. I suffer you gladly. (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:53:37
    - (I have neither milk nor sugar, btw, so choose wisely) (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:55:42
      - An existentialist sat down in a café and asked the waitress for coffee with no cream. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 09:43:17
        
        #PhilosophyBantz (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 09:43:46
        
        Mauvaise foi. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 09:44:50
        
        Gesundheit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 09:45:28
        
        Danke. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 09:51:12
        
        We're signing him, he plays for Dortmund 5ths but he's 6'8" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 09:48:59
        
        #boom (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 09:50:58
- No ta (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 16, 08:37:23
  - on the ice-cream milkshakes already^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 16, 08:40:56
    - Stop spying on me (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 16, 08:42:32
- Actual Peruvian Beans (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 16, 08:32:34
- A Percolated Beverage. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 16, 08:28:36
- i'm conservative in mt hot drinking habits, so has to be tea for me please (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 16, 08:19:50
  - Get out. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:20:22
- Arriving: Percolated Brew (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 08:12:29
  - Do percolators still exist? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:20:46
    - I'll ask the housekeeper (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 09:09:24
    - They do in Lincoln's Inn Fields. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Jun 16, 08:28:11
- Is it ground or instant? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Jun 16, 08:06:53
  - Cafetière. I'm not a heathen. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:07:41
    - Strong, no sugar, splash of skimmed please. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Jun 16, 08:26:28
- Can I come back about 11? X (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 16, 08:04:40
  - No probs. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:08:39
- Yeah go on (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 16, 08:02:10
  - Spunk? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:02:26
    - [I have literally no idea what made me post that] (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:03:04
      - Now I remember why I have only black coffee (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 16, 08:15:45
        
        Good choice. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:19:53
      - Now I remember why I have only black coffee (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 16, 08:15:34
        
        to enhance the flavour of your boyfriends man fat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 16, 09:23:42
      - I laughed (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 16, 08:04:45
      - I think it's the early morning faff. Must work. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:03:24
- black, no sugar ta (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 16, 08:01:49
  - Real Man will approve of this (n/m) (General Chat) - Gob on a Stick, Jun 16, 08:42:34
    - Good (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 16, 08:53:16
      - Girl (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jun 16, 09:37:06
  - Coming up. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:02:10
    - lovely (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 16, 08:32:07
- I've got one, thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 16, 08:01:31
  - Please yourself. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 16, 08:09:06

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