We were invited to a meal once which was potato pie served with tinned new potatoes on the

side.

He was not a cook. He once burnt his spaghetti because he followed the instructions by putting it into boiling water, not realising you then had to stir it otherwise the gas flames would scorch it.

Posted By: Bravo win or die on December 15th 2016 at 15:40:10

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Whats the WORST meal you've ever served another human being? (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 15:00:08
- My wife made me banana chicken once. Was a Jamie Oliver recipe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Dec 15, 17:17:37
  - Sounds rank, i sometimes think he shortsells himself with his meals in minutes (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 15, 18:25:46
    - It was vile but I do like Jamie. (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Dec 15, 18:33:56
      - saw his shepherds pie awhile ago, looked superb. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 15, 18:37:42
- In the early days of our relationship (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 15, 16:11:27
  - well at least you pushed the boat out, very inventive tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 15, 18:14:10
- Monkburger. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 15, 15:59:25
- Never have a pint round Onlyonedoherty's. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:45:25
- I don't serve (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 15, 15:40:25
- We were invited to a meal once which was potato pie served with tinned new potatoes on the (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 15, 15:40:10
  - I genuinely slide my spaghetti into a pan of boiling water and wander off for 7mins (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 16:06:27
    - ^ also a pretty much a spot on euphamism for my lovemaking techniques (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 16:09:21
      - Ha ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 15, 17:22:56
  - Was that up here? Our local delicacy is Butter Pie, (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 15, 15:42:09
    - In pastry? This one was in pastry. Actually Butter Pie sounds nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 15, 15:44:02
- When I first started cooking in my twenties I got mixed up between a clove of garlic and a (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Dec 15, 15:28:17
  - I do a curry which calls for 10 cloves of garlic. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:51:45
    - I'm not sure it's possible to overdo the garlic (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 15, 16:19:12
  - Post of the Day. I spat tea over my keyboard. Lovely stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Dec 15, 15:45:54
    - Keyboard served with spit and tea sounds better than that meal (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 16:07:54
  - "like a Frenchmans nutsack" That had me crying :-D (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Dec 15, 15:43:15
  - incredible effort, a truly vile creation (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 15:39:43
- Shreddies 1 - Steaks 3, stomach churning stuff pals (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 15:25:30
- bought some lovely steaks to cook for a attempted conquest and her mother (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 15, 15:19:18
- Mrs Git served guests shark steak once (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 15, 15:12:37
  - Shark is a big part of Creole cooking in Réunion 🇷🇪 (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:53:50
  - (um, how do you know what Mike Tyson's jock strap tastes like?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 15, 15:41:29
    - Long story... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:54:14
- For me it was as recent as last Saturday, Mrs Loj bought me a smoker which I had used (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 15, 15:04:40
  - At least there were no jacket potatoes involved. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 15, 15:40:37
    - He he. I remember that post. Genius. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:44:11
  - oh thats a litany of disaster and disappointment there pal. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 15:24:37

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