bought some lovely steaks to cook for a attempted conquest and her mother

and burnt them to a literal crisp.

I recall the mother commenting in broken English, since I didn't speak spanish at the time, "the meat... it is a little.... crunchy"

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on December 15th 2016 at 15:19:18

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Whats the WORST meal you've ever served another human being? (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 15:00:08
- My wife made me banana chicken once. Was a Jamie Oliver recipe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Dec 15, 17:17:37
  - Sounds rank, i sometimes think he shortsells himself with his meals in minutes (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 15, 18:25:46
    - It was vile but I do like Jamie. (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Dec 15, 18:33:56
      - saw his shepherds pie awhile ago, looked superb. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 15, 18:37:42
- In the early days of our relationship (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 15, 16:11:27
  - well at least you pushed the boat out, very inventive tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 15, 18:14:10
- Monkburger. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 15, 15:59:25
- Never have a pint round Onlyonedoherty's. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:45:25
- I don't serve (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 15, 15:40:25
- We were invited to a meal once which was potato pie served with tinned new potatoes on the (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 15, 15:40:10
  - I genuinely slide my spaghetti into a pan of boiling water and wander off for 7mins (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 16:06:27
    - ^ also a pretty much a spot on euphamism for my lovemaking techniques (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 16:09:21
      - Ha ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 15, 17:22:56
  - Was that up here? Our local delicacy is Butter Pie, (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 15, 15:42:09
    - In pastry? This one was in pastry. Actually Butter Pie sounds nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 15, 15:44:02
- When I first started cooking in my twenties I got mixed up between a clove of garlic and a (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Dec 15, 15:28:17
  - I do a curry which calls for 10 cloves of garlic. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:51:45
    - I'm not sure it's possible to overdo the garlic (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 15, 16:19:12
  - Post of the Day. I spat tea over my keyboard. Lovely stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Dec 15, 15:45:54
    - Keyboard served with spit and tea sounds better than that meal (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 16:07:54
  - "like a Frenchmans nutsack" That had me crying :-D (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Dec 15, 15:43:15
  - incredible effort, a truly vile creation (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 15:39:43
- Shreddies 1 - Steaks 3, stomach churning stuff pals (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 15:25:30
- bought some lovely steaks to cook for a attempted conquest and her mother (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 15, 15:19:18
- Mrs Git served guests shark steak once (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 15, 15:12:37
  - Shark is a big part of Creole cooking in Réunion 🇷🇪 (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:53:50
  - (um, how do you know what Mike Tyson's jock strap tastes like?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 15, 15:41:29
    - Long story... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:54:14
- For me it was as recent as last Saturday, Mrs Loj bought me a smoker which I had used (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 15, 15:04:40
  - At least there were no jacket potatoes involved. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 15, 15:40:37
    - He he. I remember that post. Genius. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 15, 15:44:11
  - oh thats a litany of disaster and disappointment there pal. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 15, 15:24:37

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